Hello all! Here is chapter 8! A pretty early upload for me don't you think, based on my history -_- lol. Anyhoo, I've had this typed up for a while (which is something I always do with every chapter, I just don't upload right away because I like to jump the gun and do the next chapter ahead of time). I decided to upload this now though, because I'm kind of having writer's block and I don't know when it will go away. I didn't want to leave anyone hanging with this chapter though, so here it is! The next one...eh I don't know when that will come. Hopefully, my writer's block will leave me soon and I can have the next chapter updated asap. I promise I will not wait too long for the next chapter, even if I have to beat it out of me! .

Well, I hope you enjoy this chapter! Onward to the reading! (I think I'm delirious . ^_^ yeah, I'm going to bed) Enjoy!

Chapter 8: The Personal Assistant

"Asami! Asami! Asa-" I yelled as I opened the door to my once perfectly neat house that now looked as if a hurricane swept through, "Wha-What happened here?" Asami, who was standing in the kitchen in the middle of the mess looked at me as if nothing was wrong. "Oh Naruto...you're back...welcome...home," she said with a guilty smile.

"What did you do?"

"Well...," Asami looked around at her mess. The kitchen, well what was left of it, looked as if a bomb blew off in there. Clothes had been thrown all over the place in the living room and I could see there were some on my bedroom floor as well. Every single light in the house was on, the television was still on even though she clearly wasn't watching it. Eggs splattered on the floor, the kitchen sink overflowing...it was a disaster! "Well, I got hungry so I tried to make me something to eat like you did this morning. Those eggs were so good and I figured it couldn't be that hard to make," she started to explain as I walked around the house to turn off the water and the electricity that was being wasted, "I wanted something else as well, but I didn't know what. Then on the television a commercial for pancakes came on! I decided to make that, but I didn't know how. I seen you had a lot of books, so I went over to your bookshelf for a cookbook and I found one, but it was all the way at the top. I couldn't reach it and I couldn't fly up there because I didn't have my wings anymore, so I tried to climb. Unfortunately, when I was coming back down, the bookshelf started to tip over and...well that's why there are books all over the place."

I sat down on the living room couch rubbing my head as she followed me in there to finish telling her story. Why did I leave her alone, I should have known better. "Anyway," Asami continued, "I found pancakes in your cookbook. I found the things that I needed and began to make my food, but when I tried to actually cook them, everything started to burn and then whoosh, a fire started! I didn't know what to do! I turned on the water at the sink, got a cup and started throwing water on the fire. That took forever, but it worked. By that time though, your kitchen...well it didn't look the same way it did before I tried to cook. So, I went into your room to find something to wear to go out and get help to fix your kitchen before you came home, because you told me not to go out with my fairy dress or with just your shirt. Everything I tried on though, just didn't look very appealing. I went through all your clothes and nothing looked good, so I decided to try and fix it myself. I was using the water...but...but, it wasn't working! I didn't know what to do! All day I was scrubbing with water, I even tried soap, but it didn't work."

Asami began to sniffle as if she was getting ready to cry. I know she felt bad, but I knew she didn't feel that bad to start crying. She was upset yes, but she just wanted me to feel sorry for her, hence the sniffling. That wasn't going to work, I knew her true intentions. "Oh stop your

acting, you're not going to cry."

"Hey, I'm trying to show how sorry I am, you could at least be a little more gracious than that."

"Gracious! You destroyed my house!"

"Okay, Okay...I am sorry though. I didn't mean for this to happen. Anyway, let's change the subject. How was your day, and by day I mean how did things go with Ino?"

"Awful! That wish caused nothing but trouble."

"I tried to warn you."

"If you knew that it was going to end up like this, why did you let me make that stupid wish anyway? Why couldn't you have tweaked it up a bit?"

"I did try to stop you, but you were so anxious to make your wish, you weren't hearing me, and I can't tweak a wish, I have to grant the exact wish that the wishee asks for. No matter how dumb it may be."

"Dumb?!"

"Yeah, dumb, you said so yourself that the wish was dumb."

"I said it was troublesome, not dumb."

"Dumb, troublesome same difference."

"Asami you know you're walking on thin-"

"So what is your next wish master?"

"What...oh, I don't know. I haven't figured that one out yet. Besides, I need to think of a way to have you around me at all times just incase I wish for something again and it turns out to be like this first wish."

"Now you want me around you at all times? Look, I'm already assisting you with getting with Ino, can't a girl live her own life too? Besides, you haven't even held up the other half of the bargain. Does me dating Sasori ring a bell to you Naruto," Asami went on nagging while picking up clothes from off the floor, as I finally came up with what she could do to be around me at work as well.

"Assist...I got it!"

"You got what?"

"Asami, you are a genius."

"Well I won't disagree with you there, but I don't understand where the reason to suddenly compliment me came from."

"Assist Asami. You are assisting me right?"

"Well, yes but-"

"You can also assist me at my job as well, by being my personal assistant. With that job, you have to be at my beck and call at all times. Therefore, you will have no choice but to come to work with me. Ha, I'm a genius! I should have thought about this before...then maybe my house would still be in tact."

"Ha Ha very funny, but you do have a point. You should have thought about that earlier. I think it's a splendid idea, and then I won't be bored in this messy house all day."

"And who was the one who messed it up in the first place?!"

"No need to get snippy. I accept your job offer and will become your personal assistant. What would you like for me to do first boss?"

"I would-"

"Oh and by the way, I will do nothing perverted or dirty thank you."

"I wouldn't ask you to do anything like that anyway!"

"Just stating the rules, no need to yell. Please continue."

Asami really likes to get under my skin, she does this on purpose I know she does. "I would like for you to cancel that wish I made earlier, please."

"Your wish is my command Master Naruto...there, it is done. Any other orders."

"Yes, I wish you would fix my kitchen please."

"Is that a wish or a command?"

"I said wish didn't I"

"Well, you see there is a problem with that."

"What do you mean"

"Well, as a fairy, I could have done it easily, but in the state I'm currently in, it's impossible for me to grant your wish."

"What, why not?"

"Well, I can only grant one wish per day, that's why. I can cancel the wish, but granting more than one wish a day is something I can't do. As a human, my fairy powers are limited. Don't you think if I could use my powers like that, I would have cleaned up the kitchen with them already? Hell, I wouldn't even have to cook, I would just use my powers and get food that way."

"You're-You're kidding me right? Ha Ha, good joke Asami."

"No Naruto, I'm sorry, but I'm not."

"This is great! Well, at least I can still cancel the wish I make. That little deficiency shouldn't be a big problem."

"Deficiency! Did you just say that I have a-"

"Still, I still want you to fix this mess."

"Umm, like I said before, I don't do dirty things, and the way your kitchen is right now...well it's dirty."

"Asami you are my personal assistant, you have to do it."

"Well, it's almost 10 o'clock now, it's time for you to go to bed, which means I'm off the clock. Also, as your personal assistant, I will hire some one to fix this so neither one of us will have to get dirty. You will be paying me right, so just take it out of my pay."

"Paying you, I didn't say anything about tha-"

"Whoa, wait a minute. Did you think that I was going to work for free?"

"Well, you are helping me with Ino, so I thought-"

"Well you thought wrong. I have to make a living too. And since you want me at your beck and call at all times, there's no way I can work anywhere else. I agreed to help you with Ino, but don't think that I want to live under you forever. What happens when you and Ino do start dating and you bring her to your house with another woman living here, did you think about that?"

Asami was right, she was absolutely right. Great, she was right, and now I'm going to have to pay her for working for me. It's not like I don't have the money, because I do. It's just...I don't want to pay her. I didn't want to pay anybody to be my personal assistant. That's why I have a secretary. The hospital pays her, not me. I mean, people kept telling me to get an assistant, but I would never do it because I didn't want to pay that assistant out of my pocket. Well, Asami was once a fairy, maybe I can pay her less than what a regular personal assistant would make. I smiled at the thought of paying Asami less money. "You know, I can still read your mind...did you forget that?"

"Ha ha ha, Asami, oh, of course I didn't. I wasn't really going to-"

"You better pay me the money I deserve, or else you can kiss Ino good-bye," Asami snarled before turning back to her "charming" self, "Ah, I can't wait until tomorrow! My first day at work, I hope I see Sasori as soon as I get there!" I trembled at the fear of the terrifying woman walking to my bedroom while at the same time tearing from the loss of money I was now going to experience. Was my life destined to be pathetic like this? I did nothing wrong, was I being punished for something? I just couldn't wait until this was over! I just couldn't wait to have Ino in my arms. This is all for you Ino, every last dollar I give to that wretched woman, it is all for you my darling Ino. Asami had a point though, I can't wait until tomorrow either! Another day to see Ino, and another chance to win her heart. Tomorrow is going to be great, I just know it.

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