Disclaimer; I do not own the songs or Harry Potter...I Juss wish i did.

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"Harry.....Harry......HARRY!" exclaimed or more like yelled if you want to get technical, but come on, he wasn't listening what so ever...it was really annoying, she thought all this while swatting him hard on the arm.

Harry gave a yelp of pain {a very manly yelp of pain for he would never give a girlish yelp, he was far to manly} "Great 'Mione, now my eardrums broken and my arm is bruised horribly...thank you so very much." Harry said while rubbing his arm before returning to his food "What do you want anyway?"

"Well you are kind of zoning and we want to know when we are to proceed with "Operation Freak The Teachers'!" Hermione exclaimed with the cool-yet-eager expression that took Harry three months to teach her.

"In 3-2-1" Harry replied and within half a second fireworks exploded and music sounded through the whole of the Great Hall as simultanisaly all the Gryffindors sang along with Harry In The Lead. Muggle song of course just to shake things up , a small disturbance to start the day ahead. Harry had taught it before hand.

They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies and the books
To make a citizen out of you

Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you son
So they can watch all the things you do

Because the drugs never work
They gonna give you a smirk
Cause they got methods of keeping you clean

They gonna rip off your heads,
Your aspirations are shreds
Another cog in the murder machine

They say that
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less
As long as someone don't bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

The boys and girls in the click
The awful names that they stick
You're never gonna fit in much, kid

But if you're troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did

They say that
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less,
As long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

Ohhh yeah!

They say that
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less,
As long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

All together now!

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less,
As long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

When the song ended everyone of the Gryffindors, including their Head Of House and Albus Dumbledore had a grin on their face. As for the Slytherins, they looked annoyed,Snape looked angry at the disturbance, the rest of the teachers were flabbergasted to say the least and as for the Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws...well they dismissed it as usaul because it barely affected them.

None was the least surprised when Snape gave Harry a look that cleary said "Why~Cant~Ur~Head~Juss~Explode~In~Some~Bizare~Accident~So~I~Can~Be~Rid~Of~U~!" at the same time as his "Ur~In~Deep~Effing~Shit"! look that was often addressed to all this he headed to the Gryffindor table, took away 45 points, gave Harry a weeks worth of detention, and got rather annoyed when it seemed to just roll off his shoulders which also caused him to walk away in a huff as Mcgannogal gave him a coyish/disapproving look.

Harry chuckled to himself at his Professor, "if only he knew what he was in for, he'd probally pull his hair out".

"Whats so funny Harry" asked Ron as his friend grinned which scared Ron because it usaully meant very bad things were about to happen, sometimes to him.

"If Snape only knew what he was in for for potions today, he'd probally call in sick"

Ron chuckled "That he would, Harry that he would", he let out a sigh of releif as he turned back to his food to let Harry alone with his maniacal plans for disaster, boy was this day going to be interesting he thought.

Ron didnt know the half of it.

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"Okay, seeing as you are are a bunch of dunderheads, I have provided a very simple task" Snape said in the most patronizing way possible," although since you will probally mess it up completely I have healing potions already in stock" he jestured toward the potions on the counter "please try to refrain from blowing up your neighbor if he is a Slytheryn, please try to blow up your neighbor if he isnt a Slytheryn, you may began." Snape said in a huff as he sat down to grade papers, that were worthy of nothing but a T!

"Ok..Harry, is it just me or is Snivelus even more of a JackAss then usual" whisperered Hermione in a rather amused/fearful way

"Yes, I do beileive you are right, 'mione." replied Harry who was very much amused by his bat-like Proffesers mood." which is why this will be even more fun"

"What will" said Hermionie uncertainly, when receiving no answer she decided it was best to pretend she didnt hear anything for that is what she had wished to do wanyway for fear of getting in Harrys way.

Not a half an hour into class it started. Small disturbances, series of them, small bangs and booms, soon all the slytheryns and their head of house had pink hair not that they could see it and there were still and hour and a half of potions left..oh this was going to be fun.

Only the gryffindors could see anything wrong and their sudden outburast of lafffter was just a bad sign that all in the room reconized. So were the little fits of laffter, which got most of them detentions or in Harrys case more detentions.

The a crack echoed through the room as two house elves poped into it. Both were wearing clothe which was very uncommon. They were also carrying large trays of corndogs covered in syrup. All the Gryffindors knew whats was to happen and inwardly smirked.

"Thanx Kreacher, Dobby." Harry said to the elves and took the trays from them , passing them among the gryffindors

"what do you think your doing Potter, no eating in my class" said a red faced snape

"Oh, were not eating these" repklied a smirking Harry, he then proceeded to throw the corndog at Malfoy hitting him on the head with it and all the Gryffindors took this as there que and all threw the corndogs at the Slytheryns and theier head of house.

Needless to say, Snape was Furious and Harry had more detentions then anyone could count.

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