Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by Masashi Kishimoto. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Pairing: SasuNaru
Warnings: Slash: Male homosexual relationships, adult language, and sexual situations.
Beta: Kamerreon
The Cheshire Cat
Chapter Six
The only noise that could be heard in Naruto's apartment was Sasuke's low purr as he cuddled the human on his lap closer. Naruto's face was scarlet but he kept his head held high and his eyes firm, ignoring the stares that Neji, Kankuro, and Gaara were giving him. He glared back at them allowing Sasuke to pull him closer.
Naruto had called Neji, Kankuro and Gaara up, demanding they come around. They had obeyed, curiously, and Naruto had made his announcement. Sasuke was his lover, who he loved, and yes he did take it up the ass but he didn't care because he loved Sasuke and he doesn't care what they thought, because he loved Sasuke and did he mentioned he loved Sasuke?
The silence, aside from Sasuke's incessant purring, was finally broken when Kankuro noticed Kyuubi. "So, you got a real cat too?"
Even Sasuke's purring stopped at that. Neji and Kankuro exchanged looks while Naruto closed his eyes briefly. Sasuke rolled his eyes as silence filled the room again.
It was then broken by Gaara's deep chuckle, rising from his love of awkward silences.
Sasuke curled his arms around Naruto tightly, making it impossible for him to escape. Not that Naruto wanted to. He grinned at Sasuke before cuddling closer to him, sighing happily as he leaned against his cat, both of them draped out of their bed.
"You didn't have to do that," Sasuke whispered, pressing a gentle kiss to Naruto's ear. Naruto grinned at him before flipping him over and pinning him to the bed, straddling his hips.
"I did," he said in a firm voice. "I love you and I'm not ashamed of it!"
Sasuke's hands came up to rub Naruto's hips as he smiled up at his owner, the small rare curve of his lips making him even more beautiful in Naruto's eyes.
"I love you too," he murmured. Naruto grinned before a slight blush raced up his face. He shuffled slightly—probably not smart considering where he was sitting, before meeting Sasuke's eyes boldly.
"Sasuke," he began, chewing on his bottom lip as his hands pressed against Sasuke's chest, "do you think—uh, do you—um, do you think I could…"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow, his hands slipping up under Naruto's top to caress his skin softly. Naruto blushed deeper before leaning in slightly. "Can I be on top?" Naruto asked in a rush. Sasuke's eyes widened and Naruto bit his lip, looking to the side.
"I'll think about it," Sasuke promised. Naruto narrowed his eyes at Sasuke who refused to look him in the eye. Naruto slipped off of Sasuke's lap and rolled off the bed. He stalked from the room, not happy.
"Unfair cat…"
Sasuke, unlike most cats, did indeed like showers. He hated the thought of not bathing, and licking himself was definitely not appealing. Also, Naruto was quite fun in the shower…
Sasuke reached out to open the bathroom door, ready to join Naruto. However, the handle wouldn't move. Sasuke shook it for a moment with a frown before banging on the door. "Dobe!" he called. "Open up!"
"Sorry, Sasuke!" Naruto's voice sounded over the running water. "I can't hear you!"
"Open the door!"
"No!"
"Why the fuck not?"
"Not till I top!"
"…"
"You still there?"
"Screw you, dobe!"
"No! Other way around!"
Naruto set the bowl aside, smiling as he glanced over to the oven. His cake was cooking, and he had finished licking the bowl, something he still loved to do. He turned to put the bowl in the sink but bumped into Sasuke, who was standing right behind him.
"Sasuke!" he squeaked, perfectly aware that there was batter all over his face. "Hi!"
Sasuke's eyes locked onto the batter on his lover's face and he dipped in, his tongue darting out to taste it. However, before his tongue could make contact with Naruto's skin the human was darting out of reach.
"No, no, no," he reprimanded. "Not till I top!"
Naruto reached over and grabbed the cloth lying to the side. He quickly wiped his face clean before flashing Sasuke a bright smile. Sasuke's ears and tail drooped as Naruto darted away, cleaning up his mess.
Sasuke purred as he wrapped himself around Naruto, his tail tightening around his owner's waist. Naruto let out a small chuckle as he cuddled closer to Sasuke, smiling happily. He couldn't give up snuggling with Sasuke; he loved it too much. Kyuubi was purring just as loud as Sasuke from the end of the bed. He'd been annoyed at the other cat since Sasuke pushed him off the couch with Naruto. Naruto had taken the chance to lavish attention on the cat, turning him to 'his' side.
"Will it hurt?"
Naruto looked up at Sasuke who was staring pointedly at the wall behind Naruto. Naruto knew what he was talking about instantly and buried his face in Sasuke's neck. "At first, yeah," he breathed, "but after that it will feel so good."
Sasuke remained silent for a moment while Naruto placed soft kisses on his neck. After a moment his arms tightened around Naruto and he nodded. "All right then."
For a moment Naruto just laid there until he pounced on Sasuke, grinning eagerly down at him. "Sasuke, I love you!" he shouted. Sasuke grunted as Naruto collapsed on him, but smiled as he tilted his head to the side allowing Naruto to suck on his neck.
Unbeknownst to the pair Kyuubi slunk out of the room, his tail down and his ears flat.
He was going to be ignored again.
Naruto whistled as he dropped the plates of pancakes down onto the table. Turning to the fridge he grabbed the jug of juice and turned back to the table. To his surprise Sasuke was standing there, glaring at him. Naruto rolled his eyes before setting the jug down and taking his seat.
"Never again!" Sasuke hissed as he slid into his seat with a wince. "You are never topping again!"
Naruto rolled his eyes again, before shrugging. Last night had been great but he honestly preferred bottoming. He liked feeling Sasuke inside of him.
Sasuke rose, stalking to the fridge to grab the carton of milk from there. He began to drink straight from the carton while Naruto finished his pancakes. Sasuke returned to the table as Naruto rose, smiling at Sasuke.
"I have to go to work," he said as he crossed to kiss Sasuke lightly. "See you when I get home."
Patting Kyuubi on the way out Naruto whistled cheerfully as he went to work without limping for once.
As soon as the door closed behind him Sasuke was out of his seat, his pancakes abandoned. He dashed into the living room, snatching up the phone and a piece of paper that was permanently kept on the table. Sasuke punched the number into the phone, waiting as it rang.
"Kakashi, it's me," he said as soon as it was answered. "I have a question…"
Naruto bounced in the door after work, completely happy. He was in an exceedingly good mood for some reason, a reason he didn't know. He spotted Sasuke on the couch and crossed to him immediately. "Sasuke!" he cried. "I'm home!"
Before Sasuke could say anything Naruto leaned in and kissed him deeply, burying a hand in soft hair. When Sasuke didn't respond Naruto pulled back, frowning in puzzlement.
"Congratulations, dobe," Sasuke snarled as he glared up at his lover.
Naruto's eyes narrowed. "What's your problem?" he asked as he dropped his suitcase, kicking off his shoes.
"You're never topping again!" Sasuke snapped. Naruto rolled his eyes, flopping down on the couch across from him.
"We've already established that," he said with a shrug. "I don't care."
"Don't act so casual!" Sasuke shouted as he sat up straight. "You have no idea what happened!"
"Well," Naruto said as he got up and crossed to Sasuke's couch, "why don't you explain?"
Naruto leant heavily on Sasuke's shoulder, ignoring when the cat tried to push him off. Naruto continued to snuggle against his lover until Sasuke gave in with a sigh, wrapping his arms around his dobe.
"Listen, Naruto," Sasuke began. Naruto grinned; he loved it when Sasuke said his name. "I was created for sex, basically. I was targeted at lonely, gay men who wanted families."
Sasuke tilted Naruto's chin up so he could look into startling sapphires. Naruto frowned up at him.
"What does that mean?" he asked.
Sasuke let out a soft sigh. "Technically, you should be topping," he mumbled. When Naruto pulled a face Sasuke tightened his grip. "I know, I know, but the main point is I can get pregnant."
Naruto's mouth opened and closed several times until the hyperactive human finally found his voice.
"Pregnant?"
Sasuke cuddled Naruto tighter, his eyes narrowing at the human's reaction. "Yes," he hissed. "Which is why you are never topping again."
"But why – how – why?" Naruto stuttered.
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "It's only supposed to happen when I consciously or unconsciously want kittens," Sasuke growled as he buried his face in Naruto's hair. He couldn't believe he'd gotten pregnant on the first try.
"But – but-" Naruto struggled free and looked up at Sasuke. "You don't want kids! Right?"
Sasuke's eyes drifted over to where Kyuubi was curled up on the couch Naruto had vacated. Naruto followed his gaze and his eyes widened. "That's what I thought," Sasuke mumbled. Realization set in and Naruto pulled completely free of Sasuke's arms.
"You're pregnant, aren't you?"
"Yes, dobe!"
And then Naruto fainted.
"Hey, you've reached Inuzuka Hana, I can't take your call right now, so just leave a message after the tone!"
BEEP!
"Hey Hana, it's Naruto, um – listen – you see, Sasuke's pregnant, so could you call me when you get this-"
"WHAT?!"
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