In Seattle
A/POV
I just got Bella to shop with me and I'm already out of ideas! I had to tell her something so she would go shopping with me! Now I'm stuck with a Bella who is overly excited about having sex with her boyfriend and is only in for disappointment! I guess I will have to either tell her the truth or let her get hurt...Wait! I could just make her so sexy Edward won't be able to resist! They don't call me the evil scheming pixie for nothing!!! "MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
B/POV
I can't wait to go shopping! I know never thought I would say those words but I did! I CANT WAIT TO GO SHOPPING!!! Finally Edward was going to drop his stupid boundaries and we will officially be a part of each other! I was already having daydreams about it…
"MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" Alice cackled from next to me.
"What? What happened?" I said snapping out of my revere.
"Oh nothing!" she said in a hasty voice.
"Ok…" I said skeptically.
"So first I think we will go to Hot Topic to find something cheap." She said almost losing it when she said the word cheap. She was already gasping for air from the "Horrid" word.
"Oh come on Alice! Cheap clothes aren't all that bad!" I said in mock concerned tones patting her on the back.
"But there just so…so… oh I don't know CHEAP!" she started to sob (well without the tears) on my shoulder.
"Alice! Keep your eyes on the road! And your hands on the steering wheel!" I snapped at her and she sat up looking hurt but said nothing. She merely turned on the music and kept quiet.
"So how long before we get there?" I asked breaking the silence.
"Only a few more miles." she said in her overly cheerful tones again. She had been singing Hope it gives you Hell by the all American rejects.
"Ok." I said trying not to lose my patience with her.
Finally we got there and I almost lost my head.
"It's HUGE!" I yelled.
"I know! Only the best for my Bella!" she said with a huge evil looking grin on her face.
This was gonna be fun!