Credit card and a whole lot of debt
I had never intended to update this fic...but Destiny Hope Riddle said that she liked it. Also it really seemed to anger a random guy, (Secret Society of Rats). And since I think that all flamers are cowards I thought it'd be funny to anger him more so. I am sorry that I had terrible grammer, but it is much improved and to all the people that have ever flamed me I say... SUCK IT and get a life you losers... thank you I'm done now and so my fanfic...
Lord Voldemort was in South Africa...and unfortunately he wasn't there as a tourist he was in hiding. He had become so deep in debt that many people (loan sharks, lawyers, the prime ministers of several countries) that he had to go into hiding, indefinetly.
It was interesting to note that Voldykins still had no idea why or how he had become so indebted to so many people. Neither did he know how to get out to this unfortunate predicament. He had tried gambling, (and lost all his clothes), he had tried prostution (no takers), he had attempted bank robberies (he was shot). Remarkably he had not tried magic or any variety, for some reason that escapes me (and probably everyone who reads this) he had not thought of that.
Voldemort pulled his hoodie further down on his sunken pale visage as he counted the last bit of money he had...should I buy some oranges or a hookah he asked himself completely oblivious to the fact that he could afford neither.
Elsewhere Harry Potter was snickering in a suprisingly evil manner, he was talking into a mobile phone, he was informing the IRS of Voldemorts current whereabouts. Sometimes it was so much fun being evil, and so much easier than being good.
Ron his best friend was sitting next to him looking at a ordering catalogue "what should we order for him now?" he asked Harry his voice full of mirth.
"Time Life books" Harry said after thinking about something useless and expensive. "I'm suprised he hasn't cancelled his credit cards by now" Ron said as he took the phone from his friend and dialed the number and order 200".
"He did" Harry replied "but I got him a new one".
Ron and Harry exchanged a look and laughed as they saw Voldemort being carted away by a group of men in black. Looking forlornly at the oranges he couldn't afford.
Thats all I have for now bye!