Uchiha Sasuke:
Konoha: A very annoying village, don't get me wrong I wouldn't leave it again but seriously Ninja who use skills for perving and gambling?
Ramen: Most disgusting thing in the world how the Dobe can live of that crap is beyond me. (See also Narutoism)
Hokage: A drunk lady who sucks at gambling seriously if the entire friggin village depended on her gambling skills I'd just sleep in my coffin the night before.
Sanin: Me, The Dobe and Sakura, previously A pervert, A Pedi File and An old hag (See Also, Jiraiya and Ichu Ichu)
Tsunade: A drunken woman can be found at many bars and or casino's monstrous strength (taught it to Sakura much to my regret) current Hokage if she's angry at you I'd dig your own grave.
Jiraiya: A total pervert, my biggest Hero seriously those books are golden! And now he's training Naruto with his blessed writing skills (I'm jealous of the Dobe though I'd never admit it) Must remind the Dobe for my latest copy (See Also: Naruto)
Orochimaru: appearance screams PEDI FILE! Unfortunately taught me, wanted my body (for more then what he told everyone *shudders*) tried to obtain my Sharingan. (See Also: Michael Jackson and Sharingan)
Uzumaki Naruto: AKA The Dobe or Konoha's no1 knuckle head unpredictable ninja: Blonde, Loud and annoying but unfortunately my best friend like a brother to me. Brought my sorry arse back to Konoha apprentice of Jiraiya taking over the legacy of Ichu Ichu (my supplier though he doesn't realise I'm the one taking the spare copies muhaha he's none the wiser) NOTE: the Dobe is highly contagious suggestions? Stay away if you wish to avoid a life of preaching and do-Gooding with the side of arse kicking welcomed to the world 'Narutoism' dating Hinata…ABOUT TIME DOBE! (See Also Narutoism and Hinata)
Haruno Sakura: AKA Cherry Blossom…My Cherry Blossom: Stunning Pink hair and sparkling green eyes trained under Tsunade and obtained outstanding medic skills and monstrous strength (unfortunately because this does not go down well for me as her boy friend if I make a wrong move) NOTE: is highly over emotional if one see's shaking of clenched fists, watery eyes and biting of the lip be prepared for unexpected comforting on your behalf…on the other hand if one see's raised fists, throbbing forehead vein and clenched teeth…you'll be waking up in the hospital Kami knows when and with no recollection of previous events. Is a goddess in bed let's just say excellent chakra control has its advantages (See Also: Babies and Sex)
Sai:AKA Social retard:Smiles like a dick head, has no penis though isn't bad company for drinks.
Yamato: Clueless: Dating Kakashi, Clueless that we have learnt Kakashi's act of disappearing (duh were his students…See Also: Kakashi's Infamous act of disappearing) when it comes to paying for meals, makes good furniture could possibly own the IKEA world...
Hatake Kakashi: Copy Nin: Ichu Ichu's biggest fan…or so he thinks muhaha…*ahem* always carrying around that little orange book constantly begging Naruto to know release dates NOTE: Anything to do with time and Kakashi just doesn't mix it's like vinegar and bi-carb soda…blows up in your face Sharingan stealer, always wears a mask NOTE 2: possible reasons for the mask: Buck teeth, fat lips or fish lips. Many tried and failed attempts by team 7 to see what's underneath (must interrogate Yamato later for pictures)
Team 7: Clearly the best team out there no arguments we kick arse my sexiness MAKES this team!
Hyuuga Hinata: Very shy girl mastered the art of fainting does some weird finger thingy the Dobe swears is cute. Prone to blushing NOTE: the Dobe swears she's a freak in bed and folds pages in Ichu Ichu to try out…get Sakura to hang out with Hinata more.
Aburame Shino: I HATE BUGS.
Inuzaka Kiba: Does everything with his dog! It's a wonder that puppet guy can stand him with his dog breath.
Yamanaka Ino: Another annoying blonde used to stalk me constantly before I left (See Also: Fan girls)…or though must giver her thanks on her tips for Sakura in the bed.
Akimichi Chouji: Dating Ino WTF happened there?! Eats EVERYTHING! (See Also: under food 'Tomatoes')
Nara Shikamaru: Lazy arse does nothing but sleep and deem everything troublesome when people mention his IQ…he wishes it was that high no body is greater then me Uchiha Sasuke the Great!
Sabako no Gaara: RANGA WEARING EYELINER...*ahem* I mean well renowned Kazeakage of sand…. (I could still kick his arse…See Also: Ginger vitus)
Kankuro: Plays with dolls fucking LOL…dating dog breath has he no standards?
Temari: AKA Princess of Sand: I'll give her that much she seems to be the sanest of the trio, keeps Shikamaru in line…actually keeps all the boys in line alongside Sakura and Ino actually Tenten too and even Hinata…*APIHANY* HOLY CRAP THEY MUST HAVE SOME KINE OF SECRET WOMAN'S CLUB!
Rock Lee: Bushy Brows, Bowl Cut, Green Spandex and Youth. No more on that topic.
Hyuuga Neji: said to be a 'genius' but we all know who the real genius is around here Muhaha has gender issues seriously who has hair like that…so silky and long (must ask for his conditioner…possibly Tenten's…have you seen her hair out of those buns it's friggin shiny!) Byakugan got nothing on Sharingan bitches! His rotation chakra defence looks more like ballet 'oh look at me I'm Neji with my shiny long hair and look I'm a pretty ballerina!'
Tenten: Like's weapons, has surprisingly shiny hair and has high tolerance for annoyance.
Sex/Intercourse: Best dam thing ever as a 'therapist' I suggest this sexercise at least five times a day great way to waste time and to make babies!
Hn: a word…yes it dam well is a word! Used to brush of many questions, answer may vary depending on how it's said.
Tomatoes: Best dam food in da world suckers!
Fan Girls: annoying girls with nothing better to do than stalk Uchiha Sasuke, very annoying give me useless things such as love letters and chocolates. NOTE: I HAVE A FRIGGEN GIRLFRIEND PEOPLE GET A LIFE!
Narutoism: A new 'religion' on might call it or 'preaching' by none other then Uzumaki Naruto to follow please abide by these rules: Must worship ramen like a god, Must do anything for Naruto's chance to become Hokage, Must be a prankster. Must strongly believe in the words believe it! Must be a follower in Ichu Ichu Paradise, Must at some point in their life have a massive realisation from Naruto involving many flash backs and possibly a tear or two and also have the shit kicked out of you by him because apparently that helps.
Kakashi's Infamous act of disappearing: It truly is a skill that Sakura, Naruto and I have been lucky enough to pick up, Simply find a plausible distraction by making one or finding loop holes in a situation and act like everything is ok with a smile NOTE: substitution Jutsu helps….DAM LOG (See Also: The Log) it helps in many situations such as: Avoiding a very angry Hokage, getting out of paying for meals, getting out of mindless D ranked missions or little chores, can show up that extra bit later because the infamous disappearing act comes with the gift of good excuses for being late. Warning: does not work on people who have mastered this such as Kakashi's, Sakura, Naruto and I.
The Log: A very annoying and strong inanimate object that one day I will defiantly surpass muhah- *falls over only to see a log appear in a puff of smoke* DAM YOU THE LOG!