ME: Hey everyone it's been a while, nya. Sorry but i'm not updating the third chapter. Well at least not right now, nya!

Tesoro: Well anyway little chibi here has some writers block on WISHES OF A ROCKSTAR but still working on it.

Hiroki: Well in apology she would like to present a summary of two stories she might post up.

ME: Can you guys vote on one please, nya?

Tesoro: Leave a comment while your at it.

Tesoro & Hiroki & ME: Well here ya' go!

Fishcake in Wonderland?

Summary: Nothing came good with a little curiosity, especially when a bunny rabbit with a watch runs down a rabbit hole and a curious Fishcake found the hard way of learning what had happened to the last person who entered Wonderland. They went mad like everyone else in Wonderland…

Naruto watched as the cat before him easily removed his head and held it with one hand. The cat's head smirked amusingly at the shocked look on the young blonde-haired person's face.

"In this world the impossible becomes the possible." the cat said as he watched as Naruto took a step back, being unsure to trust the cat.

"For the impossible to become possible wouldn't that make you into a mad person?" Naruto questioned the cat; the said cat twirled his head with one finger like a basketball.

"Well of course, all the beings who reside here are Mad." the cat said simply as he placed his back on his shoulders.

"I'm mad, you mad. We're all mad here in Wonderland." the cat smirked coyly as Naruto's confusion began to show. "But I'm not mad." Naruto retorted at the cat, he was beginning to be annoyed by the cat's comments.

"Oh, but it's true. If you weren't mad then you would be here now would you?" the smile on the cat's face was ear to ear and would have split in two any second now. Naruto began to open his mouth but soon closed it. he couldn't find a snide comment to back up that he was indefinably not mad. he sighed giving up at reasoning with the cat.

"Did you know that the last human who came here that went by the name of Alice said the same thing as you?" the cat inquired as the human eyed the said cat. The cat continued not really caring if the blonde would listen or not.

"In the end of her tale Alice soon became mad like the rest of us." Naruto, who was not sure as to what make of the tale of what the cat was explaining to him. With the shook of his head Naruto soon diverted the conversation of interest of mad people.

"What's your name may I ask?" Naruto inquired as he tried to be polite as possible, if this world was truly full with mad people Naruto would have to be very careful around them. "Isn't it rude to ask for someone's name without introducing themselves first?" the cat questioned, where he did have a point. Naruto was being rather rude at not introducing himself first. but hell the cat was being rather rude himself! Naruto swallowed his pride as he kindly introduced his well being.

"My name is Naruto Uzamaki, the only child of Minato Namikaze." with that introduction the cat seemed satisfied if not less amused at the information.

"And then why do you go by a different surname?" he questioned the young human. He watched as the human before him looked hesitant for a second, but only for a split second before explaining.

"Unfortunately my parents died and I go by my mother's surname since she was never married to my father in under any circumstances. As they died after my birth I became the sole heir of the Namikaze estate." Naruto spoke the truth, he was an orphan, he lived a hard life with keeping up appearances as Minato's son. The boy eyed expectantly at the cat, waiting to give his name. with a simple 'hmm' the cat jumped off from his perch and walked slyly towards the human.

"You can call me Sasuke." the cat said as he kneeled with one leg and took Naruto's hand, with a ghostly kiss over the back of his hand Naruto and Sasuke were sealed together with a simple kiss on the hand.

ME: Well there's a tidbit of fishcake in wonderland?

Tesoro: Here's another...

Hiroki: Please vote!

Swan and Snake

Summary: Hinata has always been in love with prince Naruto, but she can't tell her true feelings or she'll turn into dust! What can a poor duck do? But will the help with Sarutobi an ancient and powerful writer who can change peoples fate, can this duck into a princess? The helpless knight Kyuubi, the snake princess Hebi and the nasty villian Orochimaru can princess Swan (A.K.A Hinata) return Naruto's heart in time?

In an early morning, a lake resided where a heavy fog shrouded the lake in the morning. In that lake was a small duckling. With its big cotton colored pupil less eyes staring at the scenery before it. In the depths of the fog a shadowy figure appeared, it first startled the little duckling but soon realized who it was. 'N-Naruto-sempai…' she watched as a blonde-haired teenage boy began to dance ballet. His golden blonde hair looked so soft like feathers of a swan. His skin flawlessly tanned with three whisker marks on each of his cheeks. His eyes were completely void the deep blue irises held no life. His eyes is what caught the duckling's attention.

'Naruto-sempai's eyes…they look so sad and empty. If only I was a human girl, maybe then I could help Naruto-sempai…' the little duckling thought as she continued to watch her love interest continue to dance.

'if only I was a human girl…'

"Then why not, you will become a human girl for the young prince's sake!"

A gruff old voice spoke out startling the little duck, as she turned to look behind to where the voice came from she only saw the sight of mad looking eyes before she was soon startled to feel her head in aching pain…

Cotton colored pupil less eyes slowly blinked open, her eyes adjusted from the abrupt light from a window. She blinked thrice before picking herself up from the cold wooden floor and into a sitting position. She looked around her surroundings to find a small room with a window facing her. She slowly touched her head to check that her head sting. She looked up from where her bed was, she was right next to it with the blankets tangled around her feet as she laid on the floor. By the way the light shone from the window it was morning. She slowly got up on to her feet.

'I suppose that was all a dream.' the young girl thought as she slowly went back to bed.

ME: Well what do ya' think? Nya?

Tesoro: Choose one that you like and we'll see which one will win.

Hiroki: Hoped you liked it. Please choose if you want the story fishcake in wonderland? or Swan and Snake.

Tesoro: Review damn it!

ME: *Smacks Tesoro with a fresh fish* Watch your language! Well anyway choose which one you'd prefer i'd post as a new story. DO'NT STEAL MY IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R&R please, nya!