YAY! I worked realllly hard on this, it's about 5,387 words.... longest i think i've ever written... lolz :) Plz R&R, the usual Disclaimer applys, non profit, ect ect.... lol :)
Me: HELLO AGAIN! Heheh : ) ok, I got A LOT of dares this time…. I'm sorry to say that one of the dares (from blackrose159) I can't do because I said no SEX…. But the others are ok, anyway…. God u people are crazy… I LOVE IT! Ok, *snaps everyone back*
Inuyasha: This is getting annoying….
Me: That's ok! *smiles*
Inuyasha: NO IT IS NOT YOU OLD HAG!
Me: *glare* Kagome…
Inuyasha: I TAKE IT BACK I- *sit*
Me: I'M FRIGGIN 14! YOU DO NOT! AND I REPEAT DO NOT CALL ME AN OLD HAG!
Inuyasha: yea ma'am
Me: better
Seshy: *scoffs*
Me: what are you scoffin at? HUH!!!
Seshy:… nothing….
Me: good…. *turns all nice and glittery* heheheh! ON TO THE FIRST DARE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST! OLIVIA! (aka, vmkoliviah)
Olivia: YAY! OK! I GET TO READ THE DARE! FIRST DARE!!! FROM…. *drum roll* kdec!
u can revive people... hm, hehehehe, im feeling evil today...Inuyasha has to kill Naraku for kissing kagomeKagome has to give Naraku the whole jewelNaraku has to use the jewel for good so it's purifiedSango has to go on a date with miroku to Disneyland (with the truth serum, sh!) Miroku has to not be lecherous to anyone except the princesses at DisneylandKagura gets to follow them on their date BECAUSE SHE IS THE WIND ITSELF!Mr. Fluffy Butt has to give up his fluff and demonic powers for the whole chapterI'm evil, i know! :-D
Me: heheh niice, ok… the date we will do at the end of the chappie…. Inuyasha, chose your weapon!
Inuyasha: FINALLY! PREPARE TO DIE YOU BASTURD NARAKU!
Me: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Inuyasha: SORRY! PREPARE TO DIE SPIDERTHINGY!
O(Olivia): Ummm…… O.O
Me: *shakes head* tsk tsk..
Naraku: *runs around with Inuyasha chasing him with a bat thingy w/ spikes on it* AHHHHHHHH!!! *high pitched btw*
Hakodoshii: NOO! MASTER!
Me: I thought you didn't like him..
O: Yea, thought you betray him or use him or something..
Hakudoshii: SHHH! He doesn't know that yet!
Me: ohh… sorry, wait, why the hell are you here?
Hakudoshii: power of imagination?
Me: that works for me… hmmm next…. NARAKU! USE THE JEWEL FOR GOOD!
Naraku: kukukukuuu… I SHALL SAVE THE HOMELESS PUPPIES OF THE WORLD!
Everyone: O.o
Naraku: What?
Me: oh… nothing *tries not to laugh*
O: ……
Me: I'm gonna bring in 2 more guests to make it funner… JOJO AND LOVELYSINNER!!!
Lovely: Glad 2 be here *Big grin*
Jojo: AGAIN! I'M FUCKIN SICK! WHYYYYYYY! WHYYYYY! WHYYYYYY!
Me:…. Ok….. So Naraku saved the puppies of the world so far…. And he's still somehow alive to do this after Inuyasha kills him..
Jojo/Lovely: O.O
Naraku: I SHALL NEVER DIE!!!
Me: *kills Naraku* Well, that was easy… why'd it take you guys like 2000 chapters to do that?
Kagome: No idea….
Inuyasha: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!!
Me: oh, nothing…
Jojo: YOU GO GIRL!
O: ok, now oh this is gonna be good…
Lovely: What?
Me: fluffy butt has to give up his demon powers and fluff for the whole chappie….
Jojo: I CAN TACKLE HIM YAY!
Me: how many Advil did you take??
Jojo: *whistling*
Me: *smacks forehead*
Seshy: NO! I WILL NOT BECOME A DISCUSTING HUMAN!!!
Me: DOWN BOY!
Seshy: DAM!
Me: kuku kuku
Jojo: HIGH FIVE BFFL!
Me: YES! *high 5's jojo*
O: can I have one?
Lovely: ME TO!
EVERYONE GETS A HIGH 5!
Me: YAY! Ok, I'll let Lovelysinner read this one! Oh.. It's her own… w/e
Lovely: YAY! OK! THIS ONE'S FROM ME!
HAHAHAHAHAAH! That was so awesome! Poor sesshy!! Next dare... I dare Sesshy, Inuyasha and Naraku to Play gituar Hero! I was playing this yesterday i was thinking...How cool would it be for them to be in a band..Inuyasha: DrumsNaraku: The singerSessy: Gitaur!It could be like american idol!
Me: Love your mind as always…
Lovely: Thanks XD
ME: *snapps in guitar hero* Pick a song guys
Naraku: I CAN'T SING THOUGH!
Inuasha: how do you…
Seshy: how is this a guitar?
Me: *smacks head* lovely..
Lovely: *explains the process to the guys….*
Inuyasha: I WANNA DO EYE OF THE TIGER!
Naraku: fuck no
Me: WATCH YOUR MOUTH! *hits Naraku* AND WHY ARE YOU ALIVE!
Naraku: not sure myself…
Seshy: I don't care, lets get it over with
Inuaysha: EYE OF THE TIGER IT IS!
(keep in mind I don't know what songs are on guitar hero world tour…)
*They do a VERY VEERY bad, and squeaky Eye of the tiger, and then Jojo, Lovely, O, and Myself, show them how it's done, O and I singing, Lovely on drums, and Jojo on guitar…)
Me: WOOHOO! NEXT DARE!!
Jojo: GIVE ME THAT! *takes it* I'M GONNA READ IT NOW!!
O: …. O.O ok….
Jojo: This is from moonandstarsgoddes!
love it! o i have a dare for kagome i dare her to fight inyasha w/her miko powers and its kagome, songo, seshey, and shippo vs. inuyasha, miroku, koga, and kikyho oops i mean kikyo
ME: niice, lolz ok…. Ummmm …. I really SUCK and I mean SUCK at fight scenes… SORRY! I'll put you in my next chapter to make up for it…. Really sorry…. And I'll do this..
*They all fight, Sango and Seshy (he leaves to dry clean his now dusty, dirty, fluff) trip over Shippou, Kagome ends up sitting Inuyasha, Koga wont fight Kagome because she's his only love, and runs for the hills, Kikyo crubles and dies cause she forgot to eat her 'breakfast', and Miroku stops to stroke Sango's butt, only to be knocked out by Kagome and Sango at once.*
Everyone: *stares at me*
Me: ok… uhhhh btw It's like 4 AM… so if I go crazy and spaz in the middle of this, don't blame me, blame yourselves… JOKEING! He he or am I?
Jojo: actually, it's like 11 PM and your always spazing anyway…
Me: oh, my bad *grin*
O: *shakes head*
Lovely: *raises eyebrows* …
Me: anyway….. Next up is… (BTW MOONANDSTARSGODDES, plz remind me when you comment again to let u be in ze fic, atless you don't wanna… KK?) AikoLuna!
I dare Shippou to Dye Inuyasha's Hair pink, along with Sesshoumaru's fluff. Kagome has to admit that she's really a hooker. Kouga has to admit that he extensions in his hair, and is gay. Sesshoumaru has to turn into a girl and play 48 hours in heaven with Miroku. Inuyasha has to go on a date with Kouga. Kikyou to come back to life, admit what a f**cking b**ch she is and commit suicide. Naraku has to admit he's emo, and Rin has to tell Sesshoumaru that he's unbelievably HOTT!*evil laugh*
Me: BADAH BADAH BAAA! I'M LOVIN IT! I seriously LOVE you guys ya know that? Your just, and maybe more (seriously doubt it though) crazy than I am…. And THAT'S AWSOME!!!!
Jojo: *ACHOOOO!*
O: *hands tissue*
Jojo: danks
O: WELCOME! *smiley*
Lovely: AND NOW WE CONTINUE…. PLEASE?
ME: yea. Yea we will, but first a speech, I hope you all like Anime as much as I do, become obsessed, go to coscons (even though I only went to one, small mall one… darn, really wanna go to one) Know who Vic Mignoga is, and become obsessed, even though I have no Idea where this speech is going, you all get the point, and I'd now like to ask where my glasses are..
Jojo: on your face maybe?
Me:O.O oh…. Yea…
Inuyasha: NO! YOUR NOT DYEING MY HAIR FUCKIN PINK!
Shippou: BUT INUYASHA! *already has pink dye*
Me: to bad, *ties Inuyasha to a chair*
Inuyasha: NONOONONONO!
Me: *puts a dirty sock in his mouth*
Inuyasha: MPHHHHT!
Jojo: MUCH better *cough hack*
O: yep
Lovely: NO! INUYASHA!
ME: Don't worry, I'll untie him when Shippou's done *smile*
Lovely: o, oh…
Shippou: *dies inu's hair pink*
EVERYONE IS NOW TRYING TO HOLD BACK LAUGHTER
Kagome: It's uhhhh a good *snicker* look for you…
Me: *unties Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *Runs after Shipou* I'LL KILL YOU!
Me: NO, YOU, WONT! *glare*
Inuyasha: Dammit!
Shippou: YAY! *jumps in air, then sticks out tongue at Inuyasha*
Me: ok, next… Seshy….. Your turn!
Seshy: NO! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'LL DO TO THE FUR!?
Everyone: O.O *silence, akward silence*
Me: to bad, I'll fix it later…. SHIPPOU!
Shippou: ON IT! *walks up to Seshy, dyes it pink, runs away scared* HE'S REALLY SCARY! *hides behine Sweetpea*
Jojo: HEY BE NICE!
O: SESHY YOU LOOK FUNNY IN PINK!
Lovely: uhhhh… no comment? *breaks down laughing*
Sheshy: GAD DAMMIT!
Me: gad?
Seshy: yea, you got a problem?
Me: nope! DOWN BOY! Don't have a problem with that either *evil smirk*
O: wow your evil…
Jojo: *cough*
Lovely: Weird…
Me: OK! Kagome, I don't believe this, but sorry, admit you're a hooker…
Kagome: WHAT!
Inuyasha: what's a hooker?
Kogome: *blushes* uhhhh nothing you need to worry about..
Shippou/ Rin: TELL US!
Jojo: Nows the time to escort the children out of the room…. For now at least..
O: yea…
Lovely: Come here you two, lets go to get some candy from the store across the street k?
Shippou/ Rin: YAY!
Rin: Bye Lord Seshomaru, I'll be right back!
Seshy: NO! WAIT!
Rin: What?
Seshy: *wispers* Don't trust her… at all
Me: BAD DOG, DOWN!
Rin/Shippou: BYE!
Lovely: I'll be back a little later with the kids, K?
Me: ok, I'll call you when we're done… *smiles*
O: ok, now Kagome if you will.
Kagome: I AM NOT!
Inuyasha: WHAT IS A HOOKER!
Kagome: *explains it to him*
Inuyasha: WHAT! *nose bleed*
Me/O: Your such a guy Inuyasha!
Kagome: FINE IMAHOOKER! HAPPY NOW!?
Me: ok, now Kouga *evil*
Kouga: Hell no, how about dog breath, he wont even tell Kagome how he feels, he's the gayer one, I've already expressed my feelings loud and clear!
Me: THAT'S OUT OF RESPECT! I think…. ANY WAY JUST DO IT!
Kouga: FINE! BUT I LIKE MY HAIR!
Jojo: JUST *hack* DO *cough* IT! *sneeze*
Me: Bless you
Jojo: Thankyou
Kouga: I'M GAY, AND MY HAIR ISANEXTENTION!
Me: much better! Ok, now OMG! SESHY! Uhh, Lovelysinner YOU CAN COME BACK IN NOW!
Lovely: Ok!
Rin/Shippou: EEEPPP! YAY CANDYZZZ!
Seshy: Oh, great…
Me: OK! Seshy, *snaps fingers, sends pink spark at Seshy, Seshy dodges*
Seshy: NO!
Me: STOP DODJING! I NEED TO TURN YOU!
Rin: In to what?
Lovely: A girl..
Rin: EEEEK! RUN SESHY!
Seshy: Don't call me that Rin! *still dodging*
Me: DOWN! *Seshy goes down, the pink spark hits him, turns into a girl*
Seshy: AHHHHHH!
Me: YOUR VOICE EVEN CHANGED!
Seshy: Grrr….
O: You look good Seshy!
Seshy: really? Wait… NO!
Me: that magizine has some great suf in it lol!
Jojo: wait, you got that power out of a magizine?
Me: yea….
O: Great…
Lovely: NO SESHY!
Me: WELL IT WORKED!
Jojo: did you buy the antidote?
Me: eep!
Seshy: Uhhh…. So what was the purpose of me…. Hey….. *feels something on her butt*
Miroku: *gets slapped* HEY!
Sango: HE'S A GUY!
Miroku: yea, but I have to play 48 hours in heaven with her/him..
Seshy: No.
Miroku: I'm afraid it's true…
Sango: you don't sound to worried!
Miroku: It's futile to reject Sweetpea's awesome powers over us.
Sango: oh, you may be right….
Me: *hugs Miroku* FINNALY SOMEONE GETS ME! *crys happy tears*
Jojo: yea, right…. Just get on w/ it..
Me: oh, ok….. But for this dare, I have to minimize the time, cause we need to do other dares…. So it'll be 15 minz in heaven!
Seshy: thank Kammi…
O: NOW GO!
Jojo: OFF WITH YOU!
Lovely: BYE!!!
*they go into closet, a series of bumping noises, and a loud NO! is heard*
Me: uhhhh, anyone think that was a bad idea?
Everyone: NOPE!
Rin: What's 15 minz in heaven?
Lovely: 2 people go into the closet for 15 minz, and kiss ect…
Shippou: EWWW!
Rin: ROMANTIC!
Lovely: anyome think she's gonna be a future fan girl?
Me: *sarcastic* not. At. All…..
Jojo: teehee
Me: anyway, next…. Hehehe YAY MORE YAOI!
Jojo: uhgg
O/lovely: YAY!
Me: KOUGA AND INUYASHA! YOU HAVE A DATE!
Kouga: With dog breath! NO!
Inuyasha: WOLF PUP? HELL NO! NOT A BASTURD LIKE HIM!
Me: your both goingto hate me after this but…. *snapps fingers*
Inuyasha: Kouga, your so hot!
Kouga: Comere cutie, I need to touch those velvety ears of yours…
Everyone: *stareing*
Jojo: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM!?
O: O MY GOSH!
Lovely: now, if you could do that to a few OTHER character, like Sauske, and Naruto, the world would be a MUCH better place! *pervy smile*
Me: hehe *evilness* You guys have a date…..
Kouga/Inuyasha: *makeout session*
Me: HOLY SHIT! *nose bleed* maybe I should have uhhhh, controlled the power of that last snap…
Jojo: YES YOU SHOULD HAVE!
O: ummmm no comment?
Lovely: EEEEPPP! *nose bleed* NO IT'S PERFECTLY FINE!
Me: I knew you'd say that…
Jojo: O.O uhhhh guys maybe we should stop them?
Me: nahhh…. They will already be extremely mad with me when it wears off, why not let them have some fun… hey, where's Kagome?
Kagome: *has a video camera* YAY FOR YAOI!
Me: ok…..
Lovely: WOOHOO!
O: *still watching Inuyasha and Kouga*
Inuyasha/Kouga: *Snapps out of it, in the middle of kissing*
Kouga: *blinks* AHHHHHH! *bites Inuyasha's tounge in the process of yelling and pushing him away*
Inuyasha: *growls at Sweetpea, pushes Kouga away at the same time he does*
Kouga: WHY WAS I KISSING THAT MUTT!
Inuyasha: ASK HER! *Points at Sweetpea*
Me: now now guys…..
Inuyasha/Kouga: I'll KILL YOU! *runs after Sweetpea*
Me: AHH! GO TO A BREAK GO TO A BREAK!
*A back drop of a field and a pond shoots up from the floor, concealing what happens behind the screen.*
O: This program has been censored for various violent reasons, we will get you back *everyone hears various screams and shouts, also lots of crashing noises* to your program shortly….
Jojo: This was a show?
O: no it just sounds cool!
Lovely: huh? OH! Ummmm…
Sango/Kagome: what is it Lovelysinner?
ME: you can takedown the back drop now!
*everyone is now stairing at Inuyasha and Kouga, who are in a heap of limbs and bruises, Sweetpea is dusting herself off.*
Jojo: O.O
Me: what? They shouldn't have messed with me! Well, we forgot all about the date, but the kissing was some yaoiness right? Right?? Lolz anyway, next, wait, we forgot all about Seshy and Miroku…. *snaps fingers, and people see a very distraught, injured Miroku, and a very pissed off Seshy*
Seshy: DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY FLUFF!
ME: ummm…..
Seshy: oh…..
Miroku: SANGO HELP!
Sango: *helps Miroku up, then smacks him* Pervert!
Miroku: AHGGG!
Me: ok, now….
Seshy: TURN ME BACK, I ORDER YOU!
Me: ok, one, DOWN, you don't order me, and I DON'T HAVE THE ANTIDOTE RIGHT NOW, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL IT WEARS OFF, OR THE ANTIDOTE COMES OFF OF BACK ORDER!
Seshy: *glare*
Me: Ok, now, kikyo, *smiles*
Kikyo: NO! I WILL NOT!
Me: DO IT OR I WONT REVIVE YOU EVER AGAIN!
Kikyo: NO INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: feh
Kikyo: GRR! FINE, I've been a FUCKING BITCH AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT! *kills herself*
O: YAY!
Lovely: I disliked her as much as I disliked Sakura!
Me: SAME HERE! Anyway, next NARAKU! You have to admit your EMO!
Naraku: IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT!? CAN I NOT BE EMO NOW! GODDAMMIT I'M EMO AND PROUD!
Me: uhhhh, ok…. *snapps fingers, Naraku is now gone* yea.. He creeps me out
Jojo: I SECOND THAT!
O: O.O
Lovely: nice going!
Me: YAY! Ok, now… hehe Rin…. You have to tell Sesshomaru…. *wispers it in her ear*
Rin: *eyes go wiide* BUT I'M LIKE HIS DAUGHTER!
Me: well, it'll please the fans, and I want to see his reaction heheh
Rin: ok….. LORD SESHOMARU! YOUR UNBELIEVABLEY HOT!
Seshy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh O.O *glares at Sweetpea* *hts Jaken over the head*
Jaken: I'm SORRY!!!
Seshy: *silence*
Rin: sorry daddy!
Seshy: *blush* *grunts*
Rin: *winks at Sweetpea*
Me: *laughing* THAT WAS EPIC!
Inuyasha: hehe Perverted freak
Seshy: EXCUSE ME!
Inuyasha: well, I guess since you're a weak girl now, PMSing came with the transformation
Seshy: *glares, then attaks Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *fighting back*
Me: uhhhh! DOWN!
Kagome: SIT!
Seshy, Inuyasha: GRRR!
Me: Kagome?
Kagome: SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!
Me: GIRLS ARE NOT WEAK!
Inuyasha: I'm SORRY!
Seshy: *smirk*
ME: DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN!
Jojo: your both evil…
O: eheheheh!
Lovely: YAY! *high fives Sweetpea and Kagome*
ME: OK! NEXT REVIEW CAME FROM, Mkblackrose,
have Dare for Inu-San! revive Kikyo and make him kiss her in front of Kagome! (srry Kagome-Chan, my friend's request) but then after that everyone can kill her again and Inuyasha has to tell Kagome how he really feels about her in front of everyone (no lying!!) oh, Rin has to steal Fluffy's cloths and dye them purple, and Miroku, if you try to letch anyone you have to kiss Kaede :D
Me: YAY! AHH KIKYO!
Kikyo: YAY!INUYASHA KISS ME!
Inuyasha: *kisses Kikyo*
Kagome: INUYASHA! HOW COULD YOU! *crying*
Inuyasha: NO! KAGOME! WAIT I L-LVE YOU! AND ONLY YOU! I WANT TO STAY BY YOUR SIDE FOREVER, I'LL DIE IF YOU LEAVE ME!
Kagome: OH INUYASHA! *kisses him*
Me: AWW! See Kouga, Inuyasha's not gay!
\Kouga: could be a cover up, HEY GET AWAY FROM MY WOMAN!
Me: BAD KOUGA! IF YOU GET IN BETWEEN THEM ONE MORE TIME I'LL HURT YOU! SHE ONLY LIKES YOU AS A FRIEND! SO STOP IT!
Kouga: ……….
Me: oh, sorry Kouga… (random thought, I showed my mom a pic of him, she said he''s a real looker…)
Kouga: *depressed*
Me: CHEER UP!
Kouga: I guess your right, thanks…
Jojo: awww Kouga
O: *shakes head slowly*
Lovely: YOU SHOULD STILL TRY FOR INUYASHA!
*everyone looks at her like she's crazy*
Me: it's ok, I'm just as crazy lolz
Lovely: YAY!
Me: ok, *kills Kikyo again* now that that's over with….. RIN!
Rin: Sorry Lord…..
Me: here, this'll help, *gives her the power to change the color of clothing with snap of her fingers, one time use only*
Rin: *snaps*
Seshy: AHHH! * accidentally changed him, and his clothing light purple* *glares at Sweetpea*
Me: hehehe!
Jojo: NEXT UP IS….. .xX !! SHE SAID,
i think you should do a truth or dare for Sesshomaru, and the dare should be something like... uhmm... I don't know, something that'll ** Inuyasha off! Like dare him to hit on Kagome right in front of Inuyasha, full on Kouga style!Andf do one for Inuyasha, too! Like Kagome could bring alcohol to the feudal era, and dare Inuyasha to skull it all! A drunk Inuyasha would be so funny! *Squeal*OH! And one for Kagome! Dare her to um... hit on Miroku! HAH! See how HE lieks to be the one getting hit on! Not literally, of course ;]This'll be so much fun ^.^
ME: AWW! Lolz hehe I'm now a very happy camper…. *snaps fingers*
Seshy: KAGOME! *takes kagome's hands in his* I hope dog face here is taking good care of you,
Inuyasha: HEY GET OFF OF HER! AND YOU'RE A DAG DEAMON TO YOU IDIOT!
Seshy: WELL MY BREATH DOESN"T SMELL! AND YOU'RE A HALF DEMON! KAGOME I'LL BRING NARAKU'S HEAD TO YOU ON A PLATTER! I LOVE YOU! *magic wears off* Huh? What was I just doing….. GAH I'M STILL A GIRL!
Me: AHAH!
Jojo: ok, that was funny, *laughing*
O: heheeheh
Lovely: yea… YOU GO SESHY!
Rin: are you ok my Lord?
Seshy: yes Rin.
Inuyasha: GRRR!
Kagome: ok, odd….
Me: OK! Heheh *snaps fingers and bottle of hard liquor pops up* Bottoms up Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: what IS that! IT SMELLS REALLY BAD!
Kagome: It's hard liquor, and your supposed to drink it! Guys, not to sure this is a good Idea…
Me: PISH POSH! It's a really good idea! THANK YOU VAMPIRE PRINCESS! I've been waiting for someone to ask this one… hehe
Inuyasha: *drinks whole bottle in one big gulp* UHHHG! THAT WASTH GROOOOS…. Whyyy issss the room spinningj? Kagome you look recall prettyful today…
Me: heheh
Kagome: *blushing* Inuyasha….
Inuyasha: Ima kiss you now k?
Kagome: uhhhh…… wait what! *lips crush into hers, she kisses back till she remembers he's drunk, and pushes him off.* EEEP!
Inuyasha: hey Miroku? You go guyzzz…. Maybe you and sango could double date Kaggs and mezzzzzzz…. OOPH! *falls*
Me: *puts on some music* DANCE INUYASHA DANCE!!!
Inuyasha: OK! *gets up off floor, wobbly, an starts dancing drunkenly, and really badly*
*EVERYONE IS NOW Laughing their asses off*
Inuyasha: I'll kill you wolf cubbb! *says really really slowly*
Kouga: oh shut up…
Me: AHAH!
Inuyasha: I LOOOOVE YOU SANGO! ETS GET OUTTA HERE!!
Sango: O.O watcha talkin bout?
Inuyasha: WAIT NO KAGGS! LETS GO GET IT ON IN THE BATHROOM!
Me: I didn't even know he knew what that was…
Jojo: maybe we should stop him, before he does something…. Like that?….
Inuyasha: *running around chasing Kagome, growling and making kissy noises*
Me: yea…. *snaps fingers*
Inuyasha: What? Where? AHH MY HEAD! *runs to the bathroom with a major hangover*
Me: ok! Next….
O: HEY WE NEED TO DO MINE!!!
Me: oh, yea… ok…. Ummmm
Miroku: *walks up to Lovely sinner and Olivia* Would you beautiful ladies concider bearing my children?
Lovely, and O: *looks at each other, smiles, then slaps Miroku at the same time*
Me: oh…. You have to kiss Keade now…
Miroku: WHAT!?
Me: it was in the last dare..
Miroku: SANGO HELP!
Sango: humph! *turns away*
Miroku: S-sangoooo….. *fake tears* I WILL GO DOWN IKE A MAN! *kisses Keade, then runs to bathroom to wash out mouth*
Keade: hehe I still got it…
Everyone: O.O
Me: ok… *snaps fingers and keade disappears*
Me: NOW THE NEXT PERSON IS…
Lovely: BlackRose159!!
Me: *glares at lovely*
Lovely: *doesn't notice* AND HE/SHE SAYS!!!
ok heres another dare,i want sesshomaru,inuyasha,miroku,and koga to strip and kagome,sango,kikyo,and ayame to watch.
ME: HOLY…. WOW…. *Ayame appears*
sesshomaru,inuyasha,miroku,and koga: NO!!!!
Lovely, O, Jojo, and Me: YES!
Ayame: ummmm….. KOUGA! WHERE ARE WE! *jumps at Kouga*
Me: woa woa, Ayame, Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango, please, sit down in front of the stage!
Kagome: What stage?
Me: *snaps fingers, stage appears* That one…
Kagome: oh, ok…
Me:ok….. Now you guys, get your asses up on that stage!
Inuyasha: Umm. Actually, we have a contract against this type of thing…..
Me: WHAT! Lemme see that! *looks at it* oh… sorry…… ummmm…. Ok….. Well that sucks balls…
O: yes, yes it does…
Jojo: hehe you said balls… but yea sucks..
Lovely: well, that's life
Me: unfortunately, ummm again, uh BlackRose159, if you want, you can be in the fanfic in the next chappie, pleaseind me, in your next review… sorry…
Jojo:OK! NEXT REVIEW!! geassuser9!
ok i am bk with dares once again! now lets see... hmm... ah i got good ones! first i dare sango 2 tourture miroku in anyway possible! then i dare sweetpea 2 lock up inuyasha and sesshomaru in a school full of sesshomaru and inu fangirls for 3 days! next have kouga kill ayame! i hate that childish wolf **! next have naraku sing! and finally... have everyone do the carmelldasen and hare hare yukai! that is all!
Me: YAY! HARE HARE YUKIA! I'm doing that for our school talent show! KEEP ON HAREIN! Lolz *big grin*
Jojo: yea….. You know noone is really going to know what your doing right?
Me: yea… but that's why I'm an anime freak!
Jojo: *smacks head*
Sango: heheh I like this one… *goes around flirting with all the guys that just now popped into the room*
Miroku: NOOO!!!!!!!
Sango: Hey sexy…. Wanna buy me a drink….. I'll bear your child….
Miroku: SANGO!
Sango: are you on fire, or is that the heat between us? Did you come from heaven, cause baby you're my angel!
Miroku: SANGO STOP!!!
Sango: WHY SHOULD I! YOU PUT ME THROUGH THIS EVERY TIME WE GO THROUGH A NEW VILLAGE! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED DAMMIT!
Miroku: oh Sango, I'm sorry *gives sango hug*
Sango: M-Miroku…. *blush* Sorry…
Me: well, that was random… anyway…. Next….
O: SESHY! INUYAHSA! YOU MIGHT WANNA WEAR PADING! By the way, Sweetpea is going to shorten the 3 days to 15 minuets… just cause she's not going to add 3 days to this already REALLY LONG chappie *smiley face*
Me: thank you, anyway, *Snapps fingers, all you can hear from the room that Seshy and Inu are in is lots of FAN GIRL screaming, the two guys yelling* I'm going to do something, *Makes one wall see through, we see that the mass of fans are now chasing them around in a circle, and some Yaoi fan arecreaming 'KISS HIM INUYASHA KISS HIM!'
Jojo: awww but their brothers! *has a coughing fit, all the while glaring at Sweetpea*
Me: ok, Kouga, kill Ayame…..
Kouga: I don't like killing girls…
Me: Don't worry sweetie pie, I'll revive her!
Kouga: oh, fine! *kills Ayame*
Me: hehe wow, that was fast..
Kouga: JUST REVIVE HER ALREADY!
Inuyasha: ohhh you got a crush on her Kouga?
Kouga: NO!
Inuyasha: Wolf cub's got a cruuush wolf cub's got a crushh!
Me: how immature can you guys get…
Sango: Very?
Me: good answer *revives Ayame*
O: so… what song is Naraku gonna sing?
Lovely: Hehe, I wonder…..
Naraku: I SHALL SING EMO KID!
Everyone: O.O…
Naraku:
Dear Diary,
Mood- apathetic
My life is spiraling downwards
I couldn't get enough money to go to the blood red romance
and suffocate me dry concert
that sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
like stab my heart because I love you,
and rip apart my soul,
and of course stabbity rip stab, stab.
And it doesnt help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either
like that guy from that band can do.
Somedays...
I'm an emo kid
non-conforming as can be
you'd be non-conforming to if you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and make up on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression
most just call me a fag
'cause our dudes look like chicks
and our chicks look like dykes
'cause emo is one step below transvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows,
I must be emo
I'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem
the way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara and now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking, and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
it's never any fun
they say they already have a pussy-
they don't need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows,
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes,
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo
My life is just a black abyss; you know it's so dark
and it's suffocating me
grabbing hold of me and tightening its grip
tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans
which look great on me by the way
When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in my live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
you can read me Catcher in the Rye and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
if I said I liked girls
I'd only be half right
I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo,
I must be emo
Screw X-Box I play old school nintendo,
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo,
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo
My parents just don't get me you know
they think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy
well, a couple guys
but I mean, its the 2000s.
Can't 2, or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay?
I mean chicks dig that kind of thing anyways
I don't know diary
Somtimes I think you're the only one that gets me
You're my best friend...
I feel like tacos.
Me: well that was interesting…
Lovely: yea…..
Jojo: anyway, ON WITH THE NEXT DARE!
Me: YAY! We all get to do the Hare hare yukia! Then the carmelldensen!
*Everyone breaks off into the groups as follows;
Kohaku, Rin, Shippou
Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Seshy, Kouga
Naraku, Kagura, Hakudoshi
Sweetpea, Jojo, Olivia, and Lovelysinner
And do the hare hare yukia, (if you don't know what it is, you need to look it up on Youtube, and you live under a rock….)*
*one and a half minz later*
Jojo: YAYZ! (still thinks it's a weird dance)
Lovely: that was fun!
Inuyasha: soooooo embarrassing….
Kouga: at least I can dance!
Inuyasha: GRR!
Me: now boys…
*fight between Inuyasha and Kouga… DING DING DING!*
Me: Kagome…
Kagome: SIT!
Me: Kouga! *snaps fingers and he falls ass first on the asphalt.*
Koga: OUCH!
Inuyasha: now you know how I feel…
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAMWAAA!
Jojo, O, Lovelysinner: EVIL!!!!!
Me: holy crap this is a long chappie….
O: YOU STILL NEED TO DO MY DARE! AND kdec's DATE DARE!!!
Me: ok, Kdec's DATE DARE, will have to wait till the next chappie, I'm a lazy person… an evil lazy person…. Tsk tsk…. Anyway, and I'd like to give a shout out to VampireAngel13, who's dare was,
wow you have 22 reviews good for anywho..I AM YOUR EVIL STALKER!eew my cat ate a mole just now. it was 's why she's my evil kitty of doom!so i read this even though i don't really know who inuyasha is, but i was reding the reviews cause i was bored and i think you should do the hannah montana one. that sounds...fun :P
O: YAY! MY DARE!!!!
Me: ok… but I'm gonna put it on head phones so I don't have to hear it…. She scares me… O.O
Lovely: Hehehehe
O: YAYA MY DARE!
Me: ok….
Inuyasha: who's this Hanna Montana girl? And is she a demon or something?
Me: no……. she's a singer from disney that has a show, and her songs get on my nerves…
Inuyasha: oh…
Me: ok here you go! *snaps fingers and everyone from Inuyasha was now listening to -gulp- Hannah Montannah*
Kagome: NOOO! MAKE IT STOP!!!!! GRR!!
Inuyasha: *twitching on the ground*
Shippou: *singing along*
Naraku: *smiling and singing along, while dancing*
Rin: *scowling*
Seshy: *scowling as well* (so that's where Rin gets it from….)
Sango: soooo this is what you guys listen to…… *shivers*
Miroku: 'wondering if she's pretty'
Me: ok, I hink they had enough… *snaps fingers*
Inuyasha: WHAT WAS THAT!
O: satan…
Lovely: Not someone you wanna listen to….
Jojo: she's not that bad….. Not that I like her though…
Me: *shakes head*
Kouga: SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! *puts his earphones on me*
ME: AHHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jojo: you shouldn't have done that….
O: wow, crazy person… I LOVE IT!
Lovely: *takes earphones off of Sweetpea's head*
Me: YOU'll PAY FOR THAT WITH YOUR LIFE!
Kouga: SCARY! *runs for the hills*
Me: *Runs after him*
Lovely: ok, well, we'll just take us out then… uhhhh Sweetpea hopes you liked it, and she needs you to review…
Jojo: she apologizes if this was to long for you, and she also was cursing about the amount of writing she had to do….. Lots of cursing…
ME: HEY I DID NOT! *looks offended* your so mean! *runs around fake-crying*
O: Yea, actually she's grateful to the pplz who reviewed… so yea….
Me: I DON'T OWN INUYASHA!!!
Inuyasha: THANK GOD!
Me: WHAT WAS THAT!?
Inuyasha: n-nothing…
Me: that's what I thought…..
yea.... i wrote some of this at like... 2 in the morning.... lolz :) PLZ R&R! AND SEND UR DARES! I'm very sorry to the pplz who's dares didn't get posted, and the one date dare, WILL be either in the next chappie, or the one after that, depending on the amout of dares... :)