INUYAHSA TRUTH OR DARE!

by sweetpea12767

ok, u guys tell me the dares and i'll make them do it..... heheeh U CONTROLL THEM! Isn't that what any crazed fan would want? hehehe

6. DRUNK!

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack *says in a creepy voice* heheh yea, I'm listening to bring me to life by Evenessence. I LOVE THAT SONG! Anyway……. GOMEN! I'M SOOO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!

Miroku: It's ok…… but to make it up to me… could you….. PLEASE! BARE MY CHILD! *grovels*

Uhhhhh…….

Sango: YOU FLIRTING LETCH! *slaps him, and draggs him to a corner*

Miroku: *being dragged, crying* PLEASE! NO! SWEETPEA! SAVE ME! INUYASHA! KAGOME! NOOOO!

Ok…. Well…… *poofs geassuser9 and LS7 in*

Ok! Let's get this par-tay started!

G9: YES! Wait, my name sounds like something from starwars, or a gun…

LS7: Oh deal with it!

G9: *sulks*

OK, uhhhh lets get started shall we?

Inuyasha: Ok, but can we make this one quick? I gotta piss.

Kagome: INUYASHA! SIT!

Inuyasha: Uhhhg…. Never mind….

Kagome: EWWW!

Inuyasha: *runs to change kimonoe*

OK! CAN WE PLEASE GET STARTED DAMMIT!?

Shippou: YES JUST GO BEFORE INUYASHA GETS BACK!

OK, Trackrat posted…

you are an evil person to have brought Hannah Montana on, that's worse torture than the electric chair! Anyways, have Naraku be a teacher to the "children" and teach them about why he is so awesome. Have the girls (including Kaede, Rin, Ayame and sadly Kikyo) compete in a beauty pageant. The boys are the judges, and whoever wins gets to go on a date with 1 guy of their choice. If Kikyo wins, she gets to watch Inuyasha and Kagome go on a date, then listen to Hannah Montana until she dies... again.

OK! *Poofs Naraku in* You get 3 minuets, convince Inuyasha and the gang that your awesome.

Naraku: kukukuu, that's easy.

Inuyasha: DIE!

NO INUYASHA! IT'S THE DARE!

Kagome: SIT BOY! Go on…

Naraku: Ehhhh…… *straitens up* ok.

LS7: *giggles*

G9: *chuckles*

Me: *laughs out loud*

Naraku: WHAT'S SO FUNNY!?

G9: Is that nail polish?

LS7: Black, nail…. Polish…

Naraku: SO!?

That's why we are laughing. Ok, go on.

Naraku: Ok, I'm awesome because, I have long, luscious black hair, I've got the prettiest eye shadow in all the land, and I have a killer figure. My *beep* is quiet large, I can *bee* and *beep* and *beep* all night long. I have a *beep* named Kagura, and I make her *beep* all night long. Any questions?

All: *O.O*

Seshy: *kills Naraku* *shakes head slowly*

Inuyasha: *sorry about your lover bro

Seshy: SHE IS NOT MY LOVER!

G9: THAT was creepy….

LS7: you said it.

Ok, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh since that's over, why don't we do the pageant thing?

Kagome: OK!

*I snap my figures and a rack full of clothing appears* Choose anything you like, and go into a stall, put it on, and let LS7 do your make up. I'll prep the boys on what they have to do. G9, entertain the readers while we're gone.

G9: But-but..

*Everyone leaves*

G9: well, that sucks. Uhhhh, hi? CAN I ATLEAST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO!? *O.O*

``````2 hours later``````

*I come into room, snap my fingers, a stage appears, and a table for the judges appear with name cards on where they all will sit.* *the guys come and sit in their chairs, while the girls finish getting ready back stage*

G9: THAT TOOK LONG ENOUGH!?

Yea…. Sorry, Kikyo (blech) was being a prissy bitch.

G9: Ohhh, ok.

*G9 walks up onto the stage*

G9: Hello readers! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?

*crickets chirping in the background*

*LS7 walks backstage to make sure ppl get on stage at the right times*

*I walk up next to G9*

Ok! Well, since we need to get going…. *G9 turns on music*

*Kagome walks out first in a cute black dress*

Shippou: KAGOME!

*kagome giggles, and walks back off stage*

*Keade limps on, in an old purple and white Kimono*

Inuyasha: GET OFF THE STAGE YOU OLD HAG!

*Keade throws a shoe at Inuyasha's head, in the distance kagome yells sit, and Inuyasha falls over*

Ok, next!

*kikyo walks out in a slutty mini skirt, a VERY revealing top, and a grouchy face*

*Rin runs out from underneath the curtain*

Rin: GIVE ME MY CANDY BACK! *grabs candy from Kikyo's pocket*

Seshy: Did you steal that from her?

Kikyo: Yea, watcha gonna do bout it pretty boy?

*Seshy cuts Kikyo down, everyone in the room cheers* WOOHOO!

*G9 takes a review from the box, and reads it cause he's like that*

MisGelRcy says, and I quote,

Lol so funny! Ok, my dares!As a guy, I want Sesshomaru and Inuyasha sing Barbie girl together. I want Koga to wear one of those rosaries Inuyasha wears, and Inuyasha can sit Koga anytime he wants. Kagome can not sit Inuyasha at all for the chapter. FEEL FREE TO DO WHAT YOU WANT INUYASHA! Just don't kill anybody. I want Shippo to start calling Inuyasha daddy and Kagome mommy. I also want Kohaku to give Sango a hug, tell her he loves her, and is sorry for all's he's done. I get sad when Sango is close to having her brother back, then she loses him all over again.

(me) AWWWW! Same here buddy, same here. I like your idea! (btw, I liked all the ideas so far, yea that means you track rat)

OK! LETS GET THAT KAREOKE MACHINE OUT!

Inuyasha: No way in hell.

Seshy: I'll have to agree with my idiotic, half breed brother on this one. There. Is. No. Way. In. Hell.

*I snap my fingers, they both fall over*

Both: OK! OK! OK!

Now, *starts music, and tosses them both Microphones) SING!

S-Hi Barbie! I- Hi Ken! S- You Wanna Go For A Ride? I- Sure, Ken! S- Jump In! I- Ha Ha Ha Ha!

*they glare at each other, then at me*Inuyasha: I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation

*looks like he's going to throw up*

Seshy: Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party

*Gives Inuyasha a beer, downs one himself*Inuyasha: I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation

*twirls his hair around his middle finger while singing*

Inuyasha: I'm A Blonde Single Girl In The Fantasy World Dress Me Up, Take Your Time, I'm Your Dollie You're My Doll, Rock And Roll, Feel The Glamour And Pain Kiss Me Here, Touch Me There, Hanky-Panky Inuyasha: You Can Touch, You Can Play You Can Say I'm Always Yours, Oooh Whoa I'm A Barbie Girl In The Barbie World Life In Plastic, It's Fantastic You Can Brush My Hair, Undress Me Everywhere Imagination, Life Is Your Creation

*Seshy dances a little while singing…*Seshy: Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Oooh, Oooh Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Oooh, Oooh Inuyasha: Make Me Walk, Make Me Talk, Do Whatever You Please I Can Act Like A Star, I Can Beg On My Knees Come Jump In, Be My Friend, Let Us Do It Again Hit The Town, Fool Around, Let's Go Party

*makes odd hand gestures*Inuyasha: You Can Touch, You Can Play You Can Say I'm Always Yours You Can Touch, You Can Play You Can Say I'm Always Yours Seshy: Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Oooh, Oooh Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party, Oooh, Oooh Inuyasha- Oh, I'm Having So Much Fun! Seshy- Well, Barbie, We're Just Getting Started! Inuyasha- Oh, I Love You Ken!

*everyone is silent for about 5 seconds, then we all burst out laughing*

OMG! THAT WAS HILARIOUSE!!!

LS7: heheh

G9: no words can describe that…

Kagome: I GOT IT ON TAPE! *runs away from drunk Inuyasha and Seshy*

Kouga: NO FRICKIN WAY!

Inuyasha: I'll be gental!

*runs away from Inuyasha*

Woa, that sounded sexual…

*puts rosary on Kouga*

Kouga: NO!!!

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WOA! *takes Rosary off of Kouga, heals him up*

Kouga: IM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Inuyasha: NO YOU WONT! *hides behind Kagome, they circle around Kagome until she says sit, and Kouga runs away*

Kouga: I HATE THAT WORD!

I counted 1464 sits… that's A LOT!

G9: Yea…. You can say that again!

LS7: WOW all I can say is WOW

Rin: We should get into high gear…. We still have lots of dares!

CRAP! OK! Uhhh! Kagome you can't say sit the rest of the chappie. Inuyasha *gulp* no killing.

Inuyasha: YES! *runs at Shippou* *Shippou retreats*

Kagome: INUYASHA YOU INSESITIVE BEEF HEAD! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!

*I call after them* SHIPPOU! YOU HAVE TO CALL 'EM MOMMY AND DADY NOW!

Shippou: *in the distance* DON'T KILL ME UHHH DADDY! MOMMY HELP! AHHH!

Inuyasha: IM GOING TO TORCH YOUR ASS! GET YOUR PUNY BUTT OVER HERE!

Kagome: DAMMIT INUYASHA!

G9: Ok……. Odd…

Miroku: HEY I NEVER GOT TO SEE SANGO!

*Sango comes out In a sexy red dress*

Miroku: BARE MY- *gets slapped*

Sango: really, do you ever change!?

LS7: NOPE!

Kohaku: I'm sorry sister! *hugs Sango*

Sango: *hugs back, tears streaming down her face* Oh Kohaku!

Kohaku: Can you ever forgive me?

Sango: No.

*everyone's silent*

LS7: BUT-

Sango: Yea, I forgave you long ago, It's not your fault. I love you brother.

LS7: IM READING ANOTHER ONE!

Go ahead.

LS7: This one's from geassuser9

G9: OMG! This isabou to get crazy!

LS7: *reads*

hehe i bet inuyasha and the others hate me so much now... oh well time for more dares! i should spice it up this time... oh i know! i dare inuyasha 2 eat 500 bags of sugar! then for sesshomaru 2 act like miroku and lecture the girls! then for miroku 2 become gay for the rest of the chapter! also for everyone 2 listen 2 me fav person...(and sweetpea i'm more obbesed with him then u are...)Vic Mignoga! then for sweetpea 2 be on crack for the rest of the chapter! finally... oh man u guys are gonna hate me for this... all the guys have 2 face their worst nightmare infront of everyone! that is all...

I LOVE VIC MORRRREEEE!

G9: NUH UHHHH!

YES HUUUUH!

G9: NOPE!

YES!

LS9: SHUT IT!

Inuyasha: What's sugar?

Here, have some!

Inuyasha: *takes a bag* YUM! IT'S SO SWEET!

Well, here, *gives 5000 bags of sugar*

Inuyasha: YES! Can I eat it with Ninja noodles?

LS7: EWWW!

G9: Yuck, hey, can I try it to?

*G9 and Inuyasha eat 5000 bags of sugar each, with ramen*

Inuyasha: I ffell drunchz….

G9: STARS! PRETTY STARS!

Ok…

LS7: HAHAHAHH! *rofl*

What should I make you lecture bout Seshy…….

Seshy: Oh dear heavens..

LS7: what was that??

Seshy: DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

Ok, ok, ok! Here… hehe *whispers in ear*

Seshy: Gad dammit!

Dawg: heyyyy im here for the lecture!!!

G9: Who the hell are you?

Dawg: I heard there was a-

NOONE CARES! GO AWAY!

LS7: harsh...

Dawg: NOT COOL! NOT COOL MAN!

I'M A GIRL!

*Slaps Dawg*

Dawg: YOUR SO PHYSICAL!

Grrr

Dawg: BYE!

OK, Seshy, go on...

Seshy: Sex. Sex is a fu-

Ok.... Akward..... uhhh Seshy?

Seshy: Yea?

SIT!

Seshy: Uhg!

INuyasha: neener neener neener!

SHUT IT INUYASHA!

Inuyasha: Grrrrr

And now, since Im about to be high, I turn the riens over to G9 an LS7.... AND EGIRL!

Egirl: nice to be here, please don't hurt yourself...

G9: awwww cmon, what could happen?

*i get close to his ear* *wisper* Alot can happen, lots and lots of.... stuff

*Getts high on coka cola!*

YAY! AND IM GOING TO SING A SONG! THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO-

*sango hits me over the head w/ her weapon (idk how 2 spell it)*

Pretty starzzzzz

G9: One down..... 2 to go!

Egirl: WAIT WHAT!?

G9: Just joking!

LS7: Good, cause if not, I's beat your ass....

G9: And that would help you howww?

LS7: *evil laugh* kukukuk

Im all fuzzy inside!

here, liten to this!

TO BE CONTINUED!!!