OK! This is long overdue… sue me (not really, please don't…) Anyway… I'm your hostess Sweetpea, and this is my Truth Or Dare Inuyasha edition!
Inuyasha: Why's the crazed human talking like an actual host now…..?
INUYASHA!
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: NNNNGGGG!
DON'T CALL ME OLD… OR A HAG!
Kagome: Hun… I thought we already talked about this….
Inuyasha: Doesn't mean you have to sit me…
Kagome: I can sit yo-
Inuyahsa: NNG! Again? *muffled*
Kagome: OH! Sorry hun!
When'd you start saying hun….?
Kagome: *blushing* Uhhhh…. After uhhhh
Inuyasha: *blushing* Cmon Kagome, we don't need to answer her crap!
Sango: Hey kaggs!
SIT INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: Haha your not Kagome!
*snaps fingers*
Inuyasha: NNNG!
Sango: Do I wanna know…?
Kagome: No… not really….
ANYWAY! Lets get on with the dares!
Sango: I'll read this one.. Oh Miroku wanted me to tell you guys that he and the rest of the gang are going to be late…
Grrr… Just read it….
Sango: *sweat dropps* OK! This one's from Trackrat ,
omg.. i love this story! Barbie girl was perfect!! Ok.. 3 words... KikyoKillingContestBest 3 words in the world. Whoever can kill her the slowest, most painfully, and most creatively wins 1,0,0 pounds of candy. THEN, the group has to play Spin the Bottle. hehehe, love this!
OMG! I LOVE YOU!
Sango: We need to find her though…
Kagome: How bout who ever can find her first gets extra candy!
I love how your brain works Kaggs
Kagome: Why thank you!
Inuyasha: Don't I get a say in this?
All: NO!
Kagome: What. Do. You. MEAN!?
Inuyasha: OH! NO!
Kagome: SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
Way to show the puppy who's boss Kaggs
Inuyasha: I wanted to suggest we have make her into a piñata…
Kagome: OH INUYASHA! I'm SOOOO SORRY! *hugs Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: HMMMFT…
Sango: FOUND HER!
All: O.O
Kikyo: LET GO OF ME BITCH!
HEY YOU CAN'T CALL HER A BITCH!
Miroku: DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT TO MY WOMAN! *torchers Kikyo to death…. In ways I'm not able to discribe due to rateing*
Sango: Woah….
I think I know who won..
Inuyasha: Wow… and that wrangled mess is supposed to be Kikyo?
Kagome: Yea… I know isn't it great!?
Inuyasha: Actually… yea… yea it is…
Miroku: where's my candy?
Here *hands u ur candy, and gives Sango hers*
Miroku: I'LL GIVE YOU CANDY FOR A HUG! CANDY FOR A HUG!
Sango: Oh god… be right back… YOU LECHER! COME BACK HERE! *chases Miroku*
Inuyasha: That pervert… he's never going to change is he?
Kagome: nope… sad huh?
Actually… it's fricken hilarious! Well… except for Sango… lol
Kagome: can I read the next one?
Sure! Go right ahead Kaggs!
Kagome: BlackRose159 wrote…
i feel evil so my dare is for kagome to wear a rosary and inuyasha can sit her when ever he wants and for all the guys to sing single ladies by beyonce and all the girls kill kikyou, painfully and slowly.
Kagome: AHHH! NO! HELL NO!
Inuyasha: Don't worry, I'll be gental.
Kagome: *sigh* I guess I can trust you…
OK! KAGOME! *snaps fingers*
Inuyasha: SIT SIT SIT SIT! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!?
Kagome: OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI!
Inuyasha: GRR! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! SIT! SIT! SIT!OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI!
Kagome: HERE HAVE THIS! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI!
Inuyasha: So… Dizzy… Ughh *faints*
Kagome: HA! Oh god… INUYASHA! *nurses back to health*
Inuyasha: OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI!
Kagome: YOU BAKA! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI! OWSWARI!
Ok… enough of that… *takes necklace off of Kaggs*
Kagome: YAY!
Inuyasha: Sleepy…
To bad…. *gathers Seshy, Inuyasha, Miroku, Naraku, Kohaku, Kouga, and Shippou* TIME TO SING! *snapps fingers before anyone rejects*
Inuyasha: All the single ladies, all the single ladies
Seshy: All the single ladies, all the single ladies
Kouga: All the single ladies, all the single ladies
Naraku: All the single ladiesInuyasha: Now put your hands up
Kouga: Up in the club, we just broke up
Kohaku: I'm doing my own little thing
Seshy: Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
Inuyasha: Cause another brother noticed meKouga: *touches his stomach and chest areas* I'm up on him, he up on me
Seshy: *wags pointer finger* Don't pay him any attention
Inuyasha: *wipes eyes* Just cried my tears, for three good years
Miroku: *shakes head and brings hands into chest* Ya can't be mad at meKohaku: *add emphasis w/ hands* Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Naraku: *pumps fists into air* If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Kouga: *shakes hips* Don't be mad once you see that he want it
Shippou: *rolls head* If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Seshy: *sways* Oh, oh, ohInuyasha: *pretends to apply lip gloss* I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Miroku: *rests hands on hips and shrugs shoulders* Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans
Kouga: *jump up, then goes down and comes back up again* Acting up, drink in my cup
Inuyasha: *ruffles hair* I can care less what you thinkNaraku: *dance's like Brittany spears* I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
Shippou: *lights Naraku on fire* Cause you had your turn and now you gonna learn
Kohaku: *kills Naraku* What it really feels like to miss meMiroku: *sways hips and moves arms out* Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
All: O.O
That…. Was… *laughs till sides hurt*
All: *laughing*
*wipes a tear from my eye* Oy… that was EPIC! THAN YOU FOR YOUR AWSOME DARE! Lol
Seshy: I'll read this one…..
All: O.O
Seshy: WHAT!?
Sango: Well… you usually sulk in the corner or something…
Seshy: I DON'T SULK! IT'S CALLED NOT WANTING TO BE PART OF THIS AND I JUST FEEL LIKE IT OK!? The next one's from-
Inuyasha: SESHY HAZ FEEEEELING!
Seshy: *grabs inu by ears*
Inuyasha: AAAARGGHHH!
*snaps fingers, Seshy falls on face* READ!
Seshy: O- Ok! The next one's from Lady Izumi 101,
dAMN GIRL! This is so funny! Ok dare time!Sesshoumaru ; has to hit on Kagome and be a pervInuyasha ; has to get a truck and run over kikyou 5 timesKagome ; has to bare Sesshys puppy :DSango ; has to be a perv to MirokuMiroku ; has to turn gay with jackoutsu (spell?)Koga ; has to fall in love with a lamplamp ; has to reject Kogaand finaly sweetpea ; has to do crack and get drunk and please ac I be a guest star!!? PLZ :p Im begging!Also I am writing an Inuyasha dare thing too and I need more dares! HELP ME PLZZ I will let you be a guest star!
Haha, ok this brings me to my next subject I wanna address! IF YOU WANT TO BE IN MY FICS TELL ME ON PM AND GIVE SOME TYPE OF PERSONALITY DISCRPTION OR SOMETHING AND I WILL FIT YOU IN AT ONE POINT!
Inuyasha: OH NO! NOT MORE CRAZY FAN GIRLS!
Oh yes… yes Inuyasha more fan girls… just… like…. ME!
Inuyasha: AHHHH!
Anyway, run Kikyo over please..
Inuyasha: She's a wrangled mess..
Good point…. *puts sparkles on her mess* Now she's a sparkly wrangled mess *smiles*
Inuyasha: *looks at me weird…* Ok….. *runs over sparkly remains*
SESHY!!!! BE A PERV! YAY! *snaps fingers*
Seshy: *Walks up to Kagome, grabbs her butt and starts kissing her everywhere*
I SAID PERV NOT RAPE! *snapps fingures*
Inuyasha: *Pounces on Seshy, starts punching him*
*Finger snap, both end up on floor face first* You Ok Kaggs?
Kagome: O.O I think so…
Ok good *reads dare again* ok.… lets see hw this one goes… *snaps fingers*
Sango: hey Miroku… *bats eyelashes*
Miroku: Y-yesssss…
Sango: *touches his butt*
Miroku: *sweats and is uncomfortable*
Sango: *pulls on his robes, kisses his chest*
Miroku: Uhhhh Sweetpea? Is she ok… *stammers btw*
Sango: *kisses Miroku on the lips* let's go to my room and play…
Miroku: Uhhh
OK! Fun while it lasted, Sango would kill me if I let it go any further so… *snaps fingers and Sango faints*
Miroku: Sango! *catches her*
She'll be ok, don't worry…
Miroku: Ok… *lays Sango's head in his lap while sitting down*
All: AWWWW!
Miroku: *glares* *looks down at Sango, face softens and he smiles down on her*
*silent awwws* lol *snaps fingers*
Kouga: I love- *sees lamp* THIS LAMP! With It's beautiful craftsmanship, it's the perfect mate! Sorry Kagome!
Lamp:…..
Kouga: What's that? You hate me!?
Lamp:…….
Kouga: *cries* WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!?
Lamp:……………..
Kouga: WHY CAN'T YOU SEE I LOVE YOU!? *leans in for a kiss, invisible arms push him away*
Lamp:…………….
Kouga: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*snaps fingers* Ok, Kouga, get over it
Kouga: what! Where am I!?
Lamp: You know what!? I HATE YOU! WHY'D I GIVE UP A GOOD PAYING JOB FOR THIS!? I'M GOING BACK TO VEGAS!!! *leaves*
All: O.O
Inuyasha: Do lamps usually do that in your time Kagome?
Kagome: Uhhh… not that I know of…
Hehe *snaps fingers*
Miroku: JUCOSTU!!! I LOVE YOU! *kisses J*
J: Your almost better than that flesh mound of dog meant sexyness Inuyasha! *kisses*
Sango: *draggs Miroku away*
Miroku: *becomes Un-gay on his own…. (sango helped…)*
OK! THAT'S ALL FOR NOW FOLKS!