A/N: Hiy:D Told ya I'd upload soon:P This part is longer than the first one. A lot longer^^ And contains fluff at the end. Oh, and for all my co-cappuccino- junkies: Drink a glass of water for every cup of coffee you take. Caffeine dehydrates your body and that makes you tired. Because of that, the coffee only works for a short time, and that's sad, because it's so delicious:P For those who don't like cappuccino: This goes for every sort of coffee. For those who don't like coffee in general: Don't worry. The light will shine on you too, some day. But you'll still have to drink water. Ennjoy!!:D

Silly Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or Monty Python. I do own the entire Monty Python DVD-collection together with my dad and sis, though:3 YAY

2. Cake For A Kiss

And there it is. The day Soichiro can finally go back home, together with his son, back to his wife and daughter, the four of them together…

With L.

And Matsuda.

And Misa.

And Watari.

Sigh…

'Mister Yagami…'

'What?!'

'Don't you think it's so much faster when I-'

'No, there is NO way I will let YOU land on the roof of MY house with a HELICOPTER!!!'

'Why not...? I can pilot a helicopter...'

'Yesterday I heard you hadn't even finished your piloting lessons!!!'

'?'

'Watari told me!!!'

Watari tries not to smile when he sees the mocking expression on L's face.

'Ryuzaki, don't be angry. Mister Yagami was wondering who was going to pilot the helicopters on the roof, and I said you could do it, even when you never finished your lessons because you didn't trust the instructor who taught you.'

'…I should fire you both.'

'I don't even work for you, you don't pay me…'

'Then, I don't allow you to go into the swimming pool at the headquarters anymore.'

'...Watari...does he mean that...?'

'Well, he never said that to me before.'

'SORRY, RYUZAKI!! PLEASE LET US LIVE!! WE ARE SWEET NOW...'

Soichiro misses the devilish smile on L's face when he turns around to hide it.

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Allright, Soichiro, breathe in, and breathe out…You have to do this, you have to discuss this with them…

Soichiro walks over to L and Light.

'Thank you both for taking me to your house, Light and Mister Yagami.'

'Haha, I really want to show you where I lived, Ryuzaki. Now I seem to live in the headquarters, but-'

'Remember!!! Act normal, friendly, like very normal and normal and normal and STRAIGHT guys!!'

'Do we have to kiss women...?'

'NO!!! Just don't do anything suspicious!!!'

'What do you mean by 'suspicious', Dad?'

'Like...kissing, hugging, touching, saying homo things, telling each other you like his-'

'It would be gay if I would tell Light he tastes as delicious as strawberries, I guess?'

'Yes, and...'

'What if Mrs. Yagami made a strawberry cake and I compliment her for making cake as delicious as her son is?'

'NO!!'

'So, that's not gay?'

'IT IS!!!'

'Wait. If we aren't allowed to touch each other in any way, how can I pass Ryuzaki the sauce or give him his drinks or whatever...'

'And what if I get a heart attack and Light has to reanimate me?'

'O-ok... Just don't do anything what can make your mother think you are gay...'

'Is your mum homophobic? Judging to the story about the yaoi found under her bed, she wouldn't really care, so...'

'Dad just don't wants to see us like that.'

'Finally, Light, you get it...And I don't know how your mum will react when she finds out it's you who's not straight. She might get shocked, and I want to protect her for that. Does this mean you won't do it?'

Light's expression goes from insulted, to guilty, to insecure, to considering. And then to disapproval.

He looks at L. 'I thought we wouldn't hide it, Ryu…'

'Mister Yagami, I promise you I will get you a room next to Watari's if we'll do something you won't like.'

'..? But...Ryuzaki...? I thought we wouldn't hide it for anyone because they might not accept it, and-'

'WATARI!!! Replace all Mister Yagami's personal stuff to the room next yours!!!'

'...?'

'Now you have Watari-room service 24 hours a day, Mister Yagami. Any complains?'

Soichiro gulps when he sees the innocent expression on L's face. He already lost.

'...B-but...'

'Light, let's find out how much your mum loves yaoi actually...

In the car, packed with mostly Misa's stuff, Soichiro can't really relax.

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Two hours of discussions about fashion, cake flavors, Hideki Ryuga, Soichiro's moustache and a bunch of Monty Python-songs later, they arrive at the Yagami house. Soichiro cries inside, he'll never get 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' out of his head.

Of course he never told Sachiko about the other guests, so she's a bit surprised when she sees Misa, Matsuda, Watari and L coming in. And she doesn't know that Light and Misa aren't together anymore.

'Misa, such a surprise!! How is it going between you and Light?'

Please, tell me you're not together anymore…

'Light and Misa aren't together anymore!! Misa found someone who doesn't cheat on Misa when he's-'

'AMANE!!!'

Sachiko doesn't listen anymore, she giggles and blushes like a schoolgirl when Watari takes off his hat for her.

And then, she sees the young man standing next to Light.

The light skin.

The dark eyes.

The thoughtful look he examines an old painting of Light with.

The way he slightly hunches over as he stands.

The fine, delicate structure of his in some places visible bones.

The way he scratches his head and his eyes turn bored as he notices Sachiko.

Sachiko has to talk to him, know more about him. She slams the door closed in poor Matsuda's face.

'Helloooo, you are the guy from the hospital, aren't you? A friend of Light's or someone working on the same case as Soichiro?'

'Apparently both.'

'Oh...uhh...Do you also have a name?'

'Yes, but everybody better calls me Ryuzaki. And Ryuga at the university.'

'Haha, you are funny!'

'... No. I'm serious.'

'..?'

I don't know what she's planning, but I don't trust her.

Ahh, Ryuzaki!! How cute... I wonder if I can date someone from Light's age...

BONK BONK

'Someone please open the door!!'

Soichiro does. Matsuda is standing outside, his nose bleeding and his cheeks bruised. Despite that, he still smiles.

'Matsuda, what happened to your face?! And what were you doing outside?!'

'Well, I...'

'You weren't doing yourself and slammed your face to the wall doing that, huh?!'

Matsuda blinks and his smile disappears.

'No, someone closed the door in my face and...'

'IMAGINE WHAT THE NEIGHBOURS WILL THINK!!'

'Watari, please take mister Yagami somewhere he can flip out without destroying things, like his marriage.'

'WHAT?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! TELLING ME TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE IN MY OWN HOUSE!!'

'Quickly, please.'

'AAAARGH!! LET ME GO, WATARI!! RYUZAKI, I'M GONNA SLAM YOOOOOO...!!'

'Gyaaah, my dad looks so scary!!'

'Oh, hey, Sayu! It's been such a long time!'

'Misa!! Bro!! Who are that?'

'He-hello, Sayu, I'm Matsuda...'

'What happened to your face?'

'Oh, well, I guess it was an accident, and-'

'And who are you?'

'Call me Ryuzaki.'

'Why are you handcuffed together with Bro?'

'Oh, it was just a joke, but we can't find the keys back. We don't have any problems with it, because-'

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!'

'...'

'Let's go somewhere else.'

They go to the sitting room. Of course L goes sitting in his usual cute way, close to Light (but just not close enough to think they are lovers). Sachiko baked a strawberry cake, but didn't expect so much people to come and she's definitely not prepared for L.

'Do want some cake?'

'Cake?!'

'Yes, strawberry cake with cream!'

'Oh, I'd like some!'

Sachiko blushes by the sight of L smiling over her cake.

'Mum, hów much cake do you have actually...?'

'Oh, enough for the eight of us...'

'Do you really think so?'

'Uhh, yes...?'

'Dad didn't tell you about Ryuzaki's eating habits, did he?'

'He didn't tell anything about Ryuzaki or Misa or Watari at all...'

(Matsuda pulls a sad face. 'No one ever mentions me…')

'I see. I hope we have enough sugar for the tea.'

'Tea?! Oh, I'd like some!!'

Sachiko blushes again.

'What kind of tea would you like, Ryuzaki?'

'English breakfast tea, please.'

'Oookay!!'

'Mum, I don't like English tea...'

'Sayu, we have to be nice to our guest!!'

Light begins to doubt his mother's sanity.

"Guest..?" We have more than one, Mum.'

'I feel a little uncomfortable. Mrs. Yagami, please make tea everyone likes. I like every tea as long as there's sugar in it.'

'O-oh, ok, Ryu-'

'Gyaaah, Mum's blushing!!'

'Waah, she likes Light's lov-'

WHAP

Soichiro appears from out of nothing, forcing Misa's mouth shut with his hand.

'Ssshut up, Amane!!'

'Dad? How did you escape from Watari?'

'Watari, why is he naked...?'

'Sweethart, please go put some clothes on...'

'Allright.'

Soichiro whispers to Misa. 'Amane, don't say anything about Ryuzaki and Light, get it?'

'O...O-okay...'

'Cake and tea are ready!!'

'...!'

Of course, L eats his cake very quickly, and begins to ask others: 'Are you still gonna eat that?' He gets Misa's cake, Sayu's ('sure, you are so cute!'), and Watari's. Light wants to feed his cake to him but Soichiro, who's back with clothes on, doesn't allow it.

And L shouldn't have asked Sachiko for her cake.

'Are you still gonna eat that, Mrs. Yagami?'

'Oh, you can have it!! And for a kiss, you can have the whole pie!!'

Soichiro blinks.

Light blinks.

Everyone blinks.

L blinks twice.

What?!

…No way.

'... Heard it, Matsuda? She wants a kiss.'

'YAY, MY FIRST!!!'

'Aaah, Matsu, I thought you wanted to kiss ME for the first time!!

'Oh, S-sorry, M-misa...'

'Light, I feel uncomfortable here, and I want to see your room in real-life.'

Sachiko blinks. What could he mean by that...?

'Oh, allright...'

L and Light go upstairs, to Light's room.

'It looks so small now.'

'Yeah it is…The room we share at the headquarters is much bigger, even now I live in it with you.'

'Does that make the room any smaller?'

'No, but that doesn't matter. You know what I mean, Ryuzaki.'

Light isn't in the mood for a mathematic discussion. L understands, and he's not going to ruin Light's romantic mood.

'At least we share a room. What are Misa and Matsuda from each other? Are they lovers or not?'

'Haha, they haven't kissed each other yet...Matsuda called his kiss with Mum his 'first kiss'!! It could be true, but...Misa and Matsuda haven't kissed yet sounds irrational.'

'Misa wants to make you jealous. Matsuda only wants a girlfriend.'

'Well, I asked her, and she said: "Misa was very sad over Light being a cheat, but now she loves Matsu!! He'll never let Misa down!!"

L is stunned by how realistic Light can imitate Misa, including the dancing around and the joyful face.

'She's strange. Does she mean it? Maybe she really means it. She makes a good couple with Matsuda...'

L walks at the place where Light hides porn magazines.

'?! Ryuzaki!!'

'I saw you reading this. You didn't look like you were enjoying it, did you..?'

'No, actually not...Women are quite easy. You say everything's meant to be and they do everything for you.'

'Do you mean you did it with a girl?'

'No, I didn't, and...'

'...the porn magazines were to hide the fact that you don't like women, isn't it?'

Light smiles.

'That's another reason why I like you. You understand everything I do, and we're on the same level. We are so equal.'

'But still, we are competing eachother.'

'That's just who we are. I mean, we fit so good together, even if you forget we are both geniuses. I never met anyone...w-who...I...'

Light blushes. He still doesn't like the way he stammers sometimes when he's around L.

'What are you trying to say, Light?'

'Maybe you are my first real friend too...'

L blushes and smiles too.

'Because I am the first one to know you are a homo?'

'No, I mean yes, and...If a 'friend' is someone who knows the real you, and who accepts and understands it...'

'You're cute when you try not to stammer.'

Lights blush deeper and he moves closer to L to hug him. Sweet L.

L hugs back and moves his head to kiss Light's soft neck. Sweet Light. The only special and precious one who deserves his kisses, and-

'RYUZAKIIII!! IF YOU WANT THE CAKE, YOU CAN HAVE IT, FOR A KISS!!'

L decides not to give her a reaction. Instead, he lifts his head up and smiles at Light.

'Will it also count if I kiss you, Light?'

'Let's try it...'

BAM

The door slams open to show a red-faced Soichiro.

'YOU TWO ARE...!!!'

'Dad, calm down..'

'I still don't really get Mister Yagami's problem...Why is he so angry? I feel like he's hiding something strange he absolutely doesn't want anyone to find out, especially us...'

'Well, it may be hard to ask him...'

Soichiro looks shocked. That confirms he's hiding something. After a few seconds, he recovers.

'Don't you talk about me in the third person!! You both have to learn not to do that!!'

He jumps up a little when he hears Sachiko's voice at the bottom of the stairs.

'Come to the sitting room!!. It's much more fun there and everybody is very happy, and-'

Light ignores her and whispers in L's ear.

'Everyone will stay here tonight, so we'll have enough time then, Ryuzaki-'

'Come, everybodyyy!! Soichiro!! Light!! Ryuzakiii!!'

'...I guess so.'

A/N: Part 2 so far!! What is Soichiro's secret...? Oh yes, he has one!! A secret!! One to be ashamed of!! And…Will Sachiko find out about Light and L...? Will Misa forgive Matsuda for kissing Sachiko...? Well, I guess I'll have to update if you want to find out!!:D:D And I'd be a fool if I didn't remind you at…REVIEWING!!! Or I'll keep Soichiro's secret something between the two of us(and more)!!

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