A/N: So here we are again:D Before we start: Thanx to everyone who thought about what Soichiro's secret could be:D Well…just Soichiro being gay would be too simple!!8D And I forgot about Light's nickname for L: 'Ryu'. For two people so close it's strange to say 'Ryuzaki' all the time, I think…^^ Btw, I definitely don't think Matsu is ugly. He's cute, but his reactions are funXD

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note. But I sure do possess love for it^^(blegh, I'm just one walking-around clicheXD)

4. Mickey

The door of the closet is broken, it looks like someone wanted to break it in...My husband is standing next to it, with a furious look...My son cries like someone hurted his feelings...with the arms of his cute friend around him...And that Matsuda-guy smiles like everything is just a joke...What's going on...?

Soichiro notices his wife staring at him and begins to panic.

'W-what?! I did nothing!! Sachiko, I just don't like...'

'Don't like what, Soichiro?'

'...Nothing! Just a secret between the three of us!!'

Matsuda and Misa pull insulted faces.

'Could you guys tell me the secret?'

L stares at the ceiling, still holding Light tightly and protective in his arms, like he's his favorite robot toy.

'I could. I'd like to. It's so annoying to hide it.'

Light sniffs again and wipes his eyes. 'Yeah, my nerves...Dad, I want to tell it. Go somewhere else if you don't like it...'

'...B-but...'

'Mum, Ryu and I-'

As in slow-motion, Soichiro lifts up his fists, jumps at Light and L, and gives both of them a punch in their faces, making them shut up with an echoing 'smack'.

'WAAAAAAH!! Light's dad hits Light and Ryuzaki!!'

'Dááád, what do you dóóó?!'

'...'

'Shit...'

Despite all the chaos, Watari grabs Soichiro by his arms.

'Come, Mister Yagami. You need some rest.'

What is this?! I never saw my husband hitting someone, especially not my son! Okay, when he insulted his teacher for being a dumb-ass he got hit on his hands, but...That's a part of his education! And now he's lying down on the floor, together with Ryuzaki...Ryuzaki lying down on the floor?! He's so hot, I can see his belly...Oh, no, I didn't have this since I was 19…

And with a beautiful deep-red colored fountain, Sachiko nosebleeds out all her feelings for the young man who slowly sits up and feels his own face, before turning to Light and stroking his cheek too.

'Gyaah!! Mum has a fetish for angry Dad!!'

'Haha, oh, who's going to clean it up?'

'You, Matsuda!!'

'Yeah, you are used to clean up nosebleeds, you voyeur.'

'I'm not a voyeur!! And Light has nosebleeds too!!'

'That's because dad punched me. And of course, Ryu has to pull down his shirt...Or guess what, just don't. It looks hot.'

He's so right...I can't stop looking...

'Mum doesn't seem to be affected by me calling Ryu hot...'

'Let's go outside. It smells like blood in here.'

'Okay. Matsuda, you stay inside.'

'Wha...?'

They go to the outside, Matsu goes with them, if he doesn't they can't come very far. In the backyard stands a little cross, with 'MICKEY' on it. Light apparently isn't done crying yet, he looks at the cross and begins to cry again. L wraps his arms around him.

'Light? Whose grave is this...?'

'I-it's Mickey's...My dog from when I was a child. H-he was my friend, and then he died, a-and...then I heard he was sick all the time, a-and no one ever told me...'

'Why not?'

'T-they wanted me to be happy as long as I could...I found Mickey when I was running to the shop to get some food, and then I saw him sitting there, and he was smiling at me, and barking at me...A-and he had a collar with a note on it: "Hello, I am Mickey! Could you take care of me? I like to run, to play, to eat and to hug! I want to be your pet!" I knew he was mine, from then...The day after, D-dad and I went to the veterinarian, but I thought they were whispering about how lucky M-mickey was for b-being still alive, after someone left him there...We were best friends! I'll never forget the day I came home, and Mum was sitting by his place, the same where he 's lying now...A-and she said that Mickey had been very happy by having m-me as his play mate...' Light sniffs loudly.

'And then...?'

'Then, they bought another dog to cheer me up, but it was such a mean one...He always tried to bite me if no one else was looking! And his face looked like...Matsuda's!!'

'Whaaa...?!'

'Matsuda, you ARE a voyeur. Stop looking at us like that.'

'B-but you aren't even doing anything, except from insulting-'

'-the poor little dog who has the same face as you. Where is he now, Light?'

'H-he's at the neighbors'...'

'Let's take a look there. Are you feeling better after sharing this, Light?'

Light blinks and notices that he actually does.

L...

'Y-yes, I am so happy with you, Ryu...You are even better than Mickey, as a friend...'

'Yes, I can't imagine you doing it with a dog.'

'And even less with the stupid dog who's at the neighbors'...'

L wipes away Light's tears and kisses his face.

'Matsuda, look away.'

'I wasn't even looking...'

'I don't care, look away.'

'Do you even understand what I said?!'

'I don't care. Look away.'

'...!'

And when they look in the neighbor's garden, a small dog runs them, barking and looking angry, a bit like Soichiro. L immediately sees he doesn't look like Matsuda at all. But he's willing to play the Game of Annoying Poor Matsuda…

'He really looks like him...'

'W-what?! Why?!'

'Because of his face, of course. Matsuda, you are looking at yourself over 40 years now..'

'That...THING doesn't look like me!!'

'Yes, it's you who looks like hím...'

'No, that's NOT true!!' Matsuda looks like he's going to cry. Maybe they've done enough now…

'Let's go back, Light.'

'Yeah. Goodbye, THING!!'

L smiles when Light almost begins to hop.

'I mean it. You really look light, Light.'

'Yeah, I feel light. It's been bothering me deep inside all the time, until now. Thank you.'

L smiles again. Light hopping, who wouldn't fall for that...? Sweet.

'You have a little bruise on your cheek.'

He leans forward to kiss Light's cheek, to notice Matsuda gawking at them, again.

'Matsuda, look away.'

'We are standing in the middle of the street right now!! It's not weird to look at you two now!!'

'Voyeur.'

'No, I'm not!! How many times do I have to say it until you believe me..?!'

'Let's test it. Look away.'

'...?! Can you stop saying that?!'

'Let's test it. Look away.'

'STOP IT NOW!!'

'Hehe...'

When walking into the main room, they notice everybody staring at something lying on the table. With a lot of 'ahh, how cuuuute…'-sounds, Sachiko blabbing and Soichiro smiling almost too proudly, they can easily figure out what's going on.

'Mum…You're not showing those pictures of me, are you…?'

'Oh, yes, Light!! You were my little boy, and I want to show everybody…'

L represses a very girly giggle and walks to the table. There lies a pile of photo books with 'Light' or 'Sayu' and a datum written on it. One is opened, and four pictures of the probably most beautiful kid ever greet him with a playful smile.

Wow.

So this is how Light looked when he was a little boy.

For a minute, L thinks about how he used to be when Light was that old. He himself must've been fifteen or something…He was the same pale and skinny boy, with black clothes and eyeliner, finding his own face exceedingly boring. Nothing can describe how happy he was when he finally had black bags under his eyes. Not that anyone noticed the difference with eyeliner, though…He notices Watari smiling out of the corner of his eye.

He's probably thinking the same, now…

He returns to the pictures of Light. Sweet little boy. Extremely beautiful, with a round and smooth but not chubby face, the same caramel eyes but bigger, the same eyelashes, the same boyish smile when he's happy or finds something nice, the same brown locks falling over his forehead and the same tall and slender figure, but without the sharp outline of slight muscles everywhere, and his hands and feet are small.

He looks so extremely soft, L wishes he could take the boy out of the picture book and hug him. Luckily, he's standing next to him, so L wraps his arms around Light, brushes his cheek with his own and ignores the strange and perverted smiles around him. Awww, he's still soft…Yes, he already knew that, but now he finds it even more nice than usual.

'You are so soft...'

'I want too…I want to hug you…'

Suddenly, L feels two arms around his waist. But not Light's. He releases Light and glances down to see Sachiko holding him and pressing her face and those…whatever they call 'boobs' against his back. Ugh.

'Mrs. Yagami, could you release me, please…?'

Sachiko blinks twice and pulls a face like she's considering it. After a few seconds, she declares a 'No!!' and pulls L closer again, forcing the air out of his lungs, and making Soichiro's angriness grow bigger.

'Enough, enough!! We're looking at pictures, aren't we?!'

'Oh, that's right…' She finally releases L.

He breathes in again, thirsty for air. 'Thank you, mister Yagami…'

'It wasn't for you.'

'...'

L ignores him and smiles at the picture of Light in his old school uniform, a blue sailor suit with a little sailor hat, making the color of younger Light's skin come out warm and beautifully. He looks like he's not interested in the camera, but is staring up at the air, like the real dreamer he is. L wonders what he was thinking about. Maybe about the future. Would Light remember?

'Light, do you remember what you were thinking on that picture?'

'Oh, yeah, I remember that one. I think it was imagining how it must be to have a dog. The day after, I found Mickey.'

'So, this page is about…'

L turns the page. Of course, there are the photo's with Light looking incredibly happy, in love, with a dog in his arms. The dog has the same roundness in its face as Light, and the same lucky smile. It licks little Light's face and the boy squeezes his eyes shut to avoid the dog's saliva being wiped in them.

The next ten pages are filled with Light and Mickey, and looked at quickly because they're all filled with the same smiles and fluff, what became boring after three pages. But after the tenth one…

Mickey is gone.

The younger Light doesn't look at the camera and his eyes look hollow.

Poor boy…

The Light next to L looks a bit sad, too. L feels a slender and soft hand squeezing his. He moves his thumb over Light's skin and gives him a little smile.

'Mickey…Hey, Mum, turn the page, please, oh- OH, NO!! BACK!!'

'Waaah!! Liiiight!!!'

'Bro is naaakeeed!!'

Light's face turns red. On the next four pictures, he's sitting in a bath, fully naked, with a nice view over where he must've been wearing his swimming wear in the sunshine. In a certain area, he's perfectly white. A strange contrast with the rest of his tanned skin.

On the first one, he's shyly smiling at the camera, on the other ones he's playing with the water and the soap, staring at the ceiling with that same dreamy look in his eyes, and at the last one he's 'playing' with the little Sayu sitting in front of him.

That same little Sayu is poking his dick with a curious look in her eyes, and the little Light pulls a complaining face.

The real-life Sayu rolls with her head over the table, almost hyperventilating from laughing. Misa giggles, her head red, and L clenches his teeth, almost pinching Light's fingers off, trying not to choke on the laugh he tries to repress. After a few seconds, he manages to talk with a calm voice.

'Light, who shot those pictures…? I'm glad you're not the same size down there anymore…'

Everyone glances at him.

'…that would be a scratch on your masculinity.'

Light pulls his hand out of L's painful hold and blushes even more. 'Mum, please turn the page!! I don't want everybody to stare at my dick!!'

'Light, you were a young boy! Eight or so! There's nothing bad about it…'

'And you were the one to take a pick from that…? Those angles are pretty...exciplit.'

'Yes…I thought it was a memorable moment, Light as a virgin…'

'Who knows? He never did it with a girl…'

'My Light is a virgin?! Still?!'

'I wouldn't say that, but-'

'OH LIGHT, I'M SO HAPPY!!'

'Mum, I- Please release me-'

'No, now I'm gonna hold you forever to make sure nothing will happen to your virginity…'

L rolls his eyes, and begins to think of ways to screw Light in his current position. Hmm, a bit hard.

'It depends on your perspective if he's still a virgin.'

'Are you still a virgin, Ryuzaki…?'

'The same way as Light, I guess-'

'A VIRGIN!!'

Light and L are caught in Sachiko's embrace, almost choking. They can feel the angry stare of Soichiro burning the hair off their scalps.

'T-turn the page, someone, please-'

The next page is filled with Light running around with a pink skirt around his hips and a tie around his head.

'D-damnit!! Turn it!!'

The next one is Light standing behind a window and pressing his tongue against it, smiling mischievously with a 'na-na na-na-na, you can't catch me, I'm behind this glass...'-look. Yes yes, it's forbidden to lick glass. Who the heck decided to shoot four pictures of that?!

He decides to turn it on himself.

Light, sleeping.

'Awww…Cuuuute….'

'You almost didn't change, Light.'

'How do you know that, Ryuzakiii…'

'I sleep with Light every night.'

'You're a poet!! Light rhymes with night!! Wait…You and Light…'

'Yes, we are toge-'

'-Chained together!! They're forced to sleep in the same bed because of the bad handcuff joke!!'

'And every night, we-'

'…talk about girls, how to seduce them and how Ryuzaki should look if he wanted to have a chance with them!!'

'…That's not true.'

'How do you know, Soichiro…?'

'He doesn't.'

'He doesn't want to know.'

'Idiot.'

'NO ONE CALLS ME AN IDIOT!!'

'Gyaaah, look at this one!!'

Light's eyes grow wider than they ever did before.

'OH, GOD!! CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT!!'

'Liiight!! You dressed up like Po?!'

'Oh my…'

This time, no one but Light or his parents can stop laughing. Sayu and Misa are banging on the table, heads redder than Light's Po-costume. Matsuda turns around to slam against the wall, Watari makes a strange snorting sound and L hangs around Light's shoulders, burying his head in his boyfriends soft brown shirt, his shoulders shaking.

Light stands in the middle of it, a fire red head and his parents looking at the pictures with sentimental faces.

This must be his most embarrassing day ever.

When everybody finally stopped laughing, Light closes all the photo books and drags them upstairs, taking L and Matsuda with him.

A/N: Haha, Light's little childhood story...I don't believe crying like that is something Light wouldn't do, btw. He's a cute little boy^^ Older than I am, but okay… I hope it was enjoying:) The idea from Light licking glass came from my little cousin, who licked a window too a while ago, and I found his face memorable^^ The skirt-idea came from my little bro (4 years old) who likes to walk around in a fairy dress and wants to become Tinky-Winky when he's older. But I thought Po fits Light better:3 Then, L=dipsy, Misa=Lala and uhh...Soichiro or Matsu Tinky-Winky? Your choice... Next time: I don't know anymore!! My ideas are so randomXD But...Part 5:D Reviewww:3 (Oh, review about who you think must be which teletubbie!!8D) OMG, weirdXD