A/N: HiyyXDXDSoichiWinky-lovers: Look at my image:D:D Made with paint, I laughed so hard drawing itXD Sorry for calling Matsu a chicken, he just asks for it. This

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note. But I sure do own SoichiWinky!!8D8D

5. Melon

'Damnit. Damnit. DAMNIT. DAMNIT!!'

'Calm down, Light. I still love you. Very much.'

'Really?!'

'… You know that yourself.'

'…Tell me I'm not stupid!!!'

'That depends on your perspective. But Light, even now I know you like cross-dressing like Po, I still love you.'

'…Is that supposed to make me happy…?'

'I wanted to put it as a compliment, but you don't want to hear it, Light.'

'…A compliment…?'

'A compliment. You are great. And even cross-dressing like Po can't ruin that. And, you have a lover who still likes you after seeing that.'

'…Really…?'

L already knows what time it is.

'Light…'

Light pouts and blinks innocently, so his eyelashes tickle the air.

'I'm begging for your adoration and attention, Ryu.'

'Wha...? Not mine...?'

You'd almost forget Matsuda, isn't it?

'Matsuda, this is a conversation between geniuses, on a very high level. It sounds like a normal conversation, but only if you're a genius, you can understand the secret language we communicate with.'

'…What is that supposed to mean…?'

'You don't get it? Well, I'm sorry, Matsuda, but I have to tell you you're not a part of the genius population around here.'

'What is that supposed to mean?!'

'You. Are. A. Chicken.'

'What is that supposed to mean?!'

'You still don't get it…? You are dumb…'

'Ryu, I said I was begging for your adoration, and all your attention turned to that chicken!!'

'Oh, you want adoration, Light…? Well, that can be arranged…'

L pushes Light lying on his back on his own bed, checks if Matsuda can see everything clearly and slides a hand under Light's shirt, bares a taut, sunkissed belly and lazily draws circles on it. Matsuda almost begins to drool.

'Good God…'

'Haha, that tickles…Ahh…'

'Matsuda, were you staring…? Voyeur.'

'I don't care…Lower, Ryu…'

'I won't until Matsuda looks at a different direction than your belly.'

The two geniuses giggle inside. Matsuda blushes, very hard. It's too simple to make fun of him. But that's what makes it funny, isn't it?

L makes it even worse. He lowers his head and moves his tongue over Light's muscled belly, perfectly following the slight curves. Light closes his eyes and arches his back. Ahh, delicious…And Matsuda's face makes everything perfect.

'Liiight, Matsudaaa, Ryuzakiii!!! It's 3 o'clock, time for some fruuuuit!!'

Interruption.

Kira-Damnit.

L's eyes widen when he hears the word 'fruit'. Light moans in annoyance.

'Fruit?! Where?'

Light grabs L's shoulders.

'On my belly, imagine fruit. Now go on and make our biggest fan sweat. Or do you really want to go downstairs to eat fruit?! This moment was perfect!!'

Matsuda blinks.

'Because I was watching you…?'

'Right. Matsuda gets it.'

'I'm not a voyeur, you just want to be a porn star!!'

'Yeah, you would like that…'

'Light, you have to eat fruit too. It's healthy.'

'This is healthy too!!'

'Not for Matsuda. He might dry from salivating, sweating and spilling other fluids too much, and that's not healthy.'

'Hah, like all that sugar of yours is healthy.'

'Fruit is.'

Light growls and pulls his shirt down. 'Ryu, one day there'll come a moment you will pay more attention to me than to food.'

'When?'

Light blinks, and growls again.

'How am I supposed to know that?!'

L smiles seductively. Hell no, Light is more important than food. And even more delicious. 'Waiting makes it all more enjoyable…'

First, Light's stare is angry. Then blank. Then he begins to smile back in the same way, puts a hand on L's knee and leans towards him.

'Tonight it will be you who regrets saying that.'

'We'll see…'

Matsuda is wrapped up in the sight of Light and L staring at each other like that, their faces only inches away from each other, Light's hand rubbing L's leg higher and higher, the almost visible tension in the air. Uh-oh, he feels himself getting warm and hard at a certain embarrassing place he doesn't want the geniuses to notice…What to do now?!

'Let's go and get some fruit!!!'

Two heads quickly turn at him, like they expected him to say something.

'…At whose side are you, Matsuda…?'

Their stares lower to a certain height that makes Matsuda sweat.

'Oh, on Ryuzaki's!! He's definitely right, fruit is healthy!!'

'Matsuda, what is that?'

L and Light first glance at Matsuda's crotch with not too surprised faces. Then, both direct their gaze at the ceiling at the exact same moment, looking like they're considering something. Then, again at the exact same moment, they stand up and walk towards the door.

'Follow, Matsuda. This time we won't have to punish you for reacting on us like that.'

Light and L walk downstairs, their hands holding, and Matsuda following. Matsuda's mind goes wild over what kind of punishment they could mean.

Once they reached the room, they decide to hide their hold behind L's back. It must still look weird, but allright…

On the kitchen table is a big and good-filled bowl with pieces of all kinds of fruit. Melon, apple, orange, cherries, bananas, strawberries and even cactus, but…Light sometimes shares a bowl like that with L, and he usually only eats a few pieces, L eats the rest and still asks for more.

'Do you think this is enough for everyone, mum...?'

'Of course it is, I made a lot, and Watari and Soichiro are upstairs...'

L takes a fork and begins to pick the melon out of the boil.

'He's still angry?' The room begins to fill with loud chewing sounds. ' This melon is delicious...' Sllurp.

Everyone watches L's tongue slide over his upper lip to lick the melon juice off it, and then over a piece of melon. Then, he picks a cherry out of the boil and ties a knot in the stem with his tongue. Light, Matsuda and Sachiko all shudder.

He's so cute when eating...Oh no, not again..

Sachiko nosebleeds again.

'Gyaah, Mum was thinking about angry Dad!!'

'No, I was...'

More wet sounds. L suddenly chills lightly when he feels someone staring at him in a perverted way.

'Are you okay?'

'Oh, I just felt a cold.' Slllurp.

Suddenly, Misa walks into the kitchen. Huh, she was outside…?

'Matsu, where were you? I was searching for you...You left me alone!'

Light chuckles. Now it's Matsuda, haha…

Misa gawks at the bowl that was filled with fruit. Was.

'Heeee, the fruit is all gone!! Misa didn't have anything!!'

'I had two pieces or something..'

'And there was so much!!'

Everyone glares at the sugar addict who innocently sucks his index finger covered with sticky melon juice.

'I feel like everyone's staring at me.'

'YOU ATE ALL MISA'S FRUITS!!!'

'You never complain when I take your cake.'

'But fruit doesn't make Misa fat!!'

'I don't get fat from fruit too.'

'YOU NEVER GET FAT!!'

'I already told you, use your brain some more.'

'Haha...'

Misa glares at poor Matsuda.

'Matsu, do you think he's funny or something?!'

'Well, hehe...'

'Voyeur.'

'Stop calling me that...! It's so annoying...!'

'Don't walk away from the truth, Matsuda.'

'Here's a very true truth: You are mean, Ryuzaki!!'

'No way. Matsuda, how long did you need to figure that out? When telling the mean truth, people think you are mean. But in fact, it would be mean to hide the truth, because then people will live with an idea that's not true, and when they figure out they will be hurt even more. Therefore, you have to tell the truth. But when I told Misa I was a big fan of her after reading Eighteen magazine, I was actually lying. I didn't see her in Eighteen, but in Private, on the list 'Sluts-of-the-year'. Later, I saw her in the Eighteen and I decided she wasn't so bad, and when I saw her in Real-Life I decided to like her, and ignoring the size of her brains. But those brains make her and Matsuda a good couple, because they can talk to each other on a level that's relevant to both of them. If Misa and Light would still be together, both won't be happy because they don't communicate on the same level. Or actually, Misa won't understand Light, and Light would be the victim of Misa talking too much about her clothes and cosmetics and all-'

'-Look who's talking too much!! Misa was on the list Sluts-of-the-year?! No one told Misa!! Now Misa is angry!!!'

Light blinks. Is he the only one who sees through L's lies…? Well, the same goes for L with him, but…The list Sluts-Of-The-Year? L always telling the truth? Well, he always does at the wrong moments, but…

'Ryuzaki, you read the Eighteen and the Private..?'

'Of course I do. It's a very easy and relaxing way to empty my brains. There also was a list somewhere for 'Mr and Miss Universe', but no one looked as good as Light. But I liked it, everyone there looks so dumb. The idea that there's nothing going on in their heads makes me relaxed. That's why Misa is relaxing.'

'Misa was on the lists 'Sluts-of-the-year...'

'Misa, be happy. You are still OUR slut. And Matsu's.'

'Yeah, that's true, but...'

'Gyaah, Misa, you are cool!! I want to be like you!!'

'Sayu, do you want a make-over?!'

'Yeah, can you make me look like you?!'

'Sayu's Mum, will you help Misa?'

'Call me Sachiko, please...Okay, I will help...'

'I want to help too.'

'Ryuzaki? You wear the same every day, you never do anything with your hair, and I just can't imagine you without bags. What do you know about it?'

'Light, what do YOU know about it? What color eyeliner do you need to make your eyes look bigger?'

'Uhh...'

'Do you need foundation when using eye shadow?'

'Well, I...'

'The color white makes your eyes look bigger, and you only need foundation when the skin around your eyes isn't equal before using eye shadow. Totally logical, you should know it.'

'...Wow. This is a totally new you.'

'Like it? You have a side like this too. Let's explore it, we're going to give Sayu a make-over.'

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Only seconds later, L, Light, Matsuda, Misa, Sachiko and Sayu are in Sayu's room, Sachiko and Misa picking out clothes for her and Light brushing Sayu's hair.

'How did you know that actually, Ryuzaki? From the Private?'

'AAH!! Light, you brush too hard!!'

'There are make-up articles enough to learn from. Whether you like it or not, it's very helpful in situations like this. Here, I'll take over brushing her hair.'

'Gyaah, Light can't handle my hair!! Ryuzaki can!!'

'Light is also very bad with rubbing feet. My feet were blue for three days and my shoulders were too.'

'Ryuzaki, you ARE mean...But It's true...'

Light smiles.

'I'm honest. I can learn you how to rub, but I can't help you if I don't tell you you suck at it.'

'Sayu, do you want red lips? Misa is the lipstick champion!'

'Yeaaah!! I want to look like Misa!!'

'Let Light try it. Misa, tell him how to do. You seem to be the best at it.'

'Hey, this is the lipstick from Misa's commercial...CosmeMisa?'

'The name sucks. But judging to the commercial, it makes your lips look like candy.'

L's tongue brushes his upper lip again with a slight 'smack'.

'Have you ever wore lipstick...? You are a guy..' A very hot one…

Sachiko's nose begins to drip red fluids again.

'Gyaah, mum, do you ever stop thinking about angry Dad?!'

L ignores Sachiko.

'I've never done this before. I want to try it.'

Sachiko quickly realizes something that makes the blood stream over her face thicker.

'Do you want me to do it?'

L rolls his eyes.

'Fine.'

Oh my, I'm allowed to touch his lips...They look so soft and kissable...Shall I do it..? Oh no, my hands are shaking... I'm touching his face...His skin is soft and smooth, and his hair...He smells so good...He's...perfect, he...can't be...existing... ... ...my...hands... ...are... ...

As in a slapstick comedy, Sachiko falls to the floor, leaving L with a red stripe on his face from the lipstick. He suddenly realizes it's not right to ignore her now…

'Mrs. Yagami? Are you okay..? Light, your mother is bleeding all over my shirt, and now she's fainting...'

'Really?! Let's bring her to Watari and Dad!!' Matsuda, help us!!'

'Okay, I'll carry her. Where do I have to bring her..? WOW!! She's heavy!!'

Light looks worried.

'I'll help you, Matsuda...What happened?!'

'WATARI!! Where are you?!'

Watari appears.

'Where is Mister Yagami?'

'In the room of Mister and Mrs. Yagami...'

L looks up.

'Take her there.'

A/N(drabble): Haha, our hero L^.^ Love him (Light, Sayu, Sachiko, Watari) or just don't know what to do with his...honesty(Soichiro, Matsu, Misa). You just can't hate him, haha:) Even not those who don't like the idea of L even knowing about the existence of makeup. He's a genius, what did you expect?! There are guys in my class who do their nails during class!! Cactus? Delicious!! Seriously!! Aww, a friend of mine also tried to compliment me too last time, but I heard it wrong…SORRY!!XD Next time: Can Sachiko confess her love to L? How will he react? Will Light also explore his female (or actually just gay)-side? Will we finally find out about Soichiro's secret? Will Sachiko find out about Light and L's 'secret'? How many parts will this story actually count? I began with in my head three parts but the next will be...PART 6!!! Muahahaha!!! Review:3