A/N:D Have fun:) Fluffy, drabble, not making any sense…Just how we all like it, isn't it?^^ (I guess so, since you've been reading over 12000 words of it nowXD Longer than usual, wheeeeeee…XD I don't think that disclaimer thing is necessary anymore8D

6. Ryu-Ryu

... What happened...? My head feels heavy, but I feel so light...I can still smell his hair...I feel weak, like I lost a lot of blood...

'...And then, she fainted. I already thought she looked a bit sick, she was all pale but her cheeks were fire red.'

'You did nothing to her, Ryuzaki?'

'Like?'

'Saying you are toge-'

'No, I didn't.'

'Phew…I'm glad...'

'Are you already doing better, Dad?'

'Yes. Sorry, guys...I just can't control my feelings...'

'I actually begin to have the idea that this hasn't much to do with us, Mister Yagami. If there's something you want to tell us, you can do it now, if you want to.'

'...'

And at that very moment, the door slams open to let a very happy Sayu and Misa in.

'Gyaaah, Mum fainted!! She's so scary!!'

'Quiet, you girls!! Do you want her to get worse?!'

'Nooo, we just wanted to see her! We never saw someone collapsing due to nosebleeds!!'

'How many nosebleeds did she have today, actually?'

'...two, three...four. Four nosebleeds. But there's not that much blood on your shirt, so I think she's just not doing so well, for some reason'

'I better take it off. Watari, have you brought another shirt with you?'

'No, I didn't. You always wear the same shirt for days.'

'That's not true. They just look a lot like each other.'

'Then...Do you want to borrow something from me? We do have the same size.'

'Waah, that's fun!! Let's give Ryuzaki a makeover!!'

'No, Misa, that's not necessary...'

'Gyaah, fun!! Misa and I will be the Makeover-team!!'

L gulps. 'I mean it. It's okay if I just borrow something from Light...'

'Heh heh, I want to help too, Ryuzaki.'

'Fuck you, Light.'

'Ahh, I'd like that.'

'I WANT TOOOOOOO...'

L turns pale and stares at Sachiko. Light jumps up when hearing the horrific sound coming from his Mum's direction.

'Mum?! Are you awake..? You almost sound like a ghost...'

L positively looks like a ghost, out of shock. A very pretty and scared one.

'Y-you meant the make-over part when you said "I want too", I hope...?'

I want to do everything with you...Oh, but I don't want you to think about me as a slut...

'Y-yes...'

L sighs in relief and rolls his eyes. 'Then it's okay.'

Is he just playing hard to get...? Ohh, he tries to be interesting!! He's so hot...

'I better take this shirt off. Is it okay to wash it here, Miss Yagami?'

'Y-yes...You can give it to me...'

'Watari, Mister Yagami, the keys of the handcuffs, please?'

L quickly pulls out his shirt and gives it to Sachiko, who immediately buries her face into it. No one notices, L's upper body draws all the attention on L, who looks at everyone with an uncomfortable look in his eyes. He almost rips off Light's shirt to hide himself behind. All those admiring stares are uncomfortable…

Sachiko sniffs the white shirt in her hands.

'Ahhh...'

…He smells so good...I'm never going to wash this shirt, I'm going to keep it under my pillow forever...And when I die, I want to take it to the grave with me...And then I'll be in heaven-

'Waah, Misa can't keep her eyes away!! Ryuzaki, I misjudged you! You are hot without a shirt!!'

Matsuda pouts, eyes glued to L's chest.

'Misaaa...You never tell ME I'm hot...'

'Then, you should take off your shirt and look hot like him!! Look, his tummy is cute.'

Misa walks towards L with outstretched hands to feel his belly, but Light is quicker than she is, and lies a hand on it and pulls L against him.

'Hands off, Misa. Only I am allowed to touch his tummy. Hah.'

'Misa, you never touch me like that...'

Soichiro grunts. 'Guys, I'm trying to stay calm. Please stop touching each other.'

'It's Light who's touching me...'

'I said stop.' Soichiro looks at Sachiko. Notices she didn't notice anything. She's staring at L. Soichiro's heart stops beating for a second.

Does she want to make me jealous...? Why is she staring at him that much...? No way, could it be that she...Likes him...?

Soichiro's thoughts are too intense to let them interrupt by the girls shouting: 'The Makeover-Team is ready!!'

Misa and Sayu begin to jump and dance around bare-chested L, who focuses on the ceiling, ignoring them. Light walks to his room, feeling uncomfortable by being so far away from L, and quickly comes back with a dark red silk shirt.

'Here, wear this. It probably looks good on you.'

'Yeah, and Misa will make your hair look nice!!'

L's left eyebrow disappears even furtherer behind the thick, shiny, black hair that falls over his eyes.

'Are you saying it doesn't look nice now?'

'Yes, Misa's hair looks better. Isn't it, Matsu?'

'Uhh...'

'WELL?!'

'Well...'

Sachiko begins to look up from L's shirt she's been hiding her face behind.

'Ryuzaki's hair is perfect...'

'Uhh, I agree with you, Mum, but...You really like Ryu, do you?'

Did I really say that?! I still have to play hard to get!! Think tactic, Sachiko, what should you do now…?

Sachiko's face turns happy in a second. She has a plan. A very evil one. A master-plan.

'No, he's just a lovely guy. Like you, Light. I bet you are good friends?'

Hah!! If I can stay close to Light, I will be close to Ryuzaki too. I'm brilliant!!

A master-plan.

'We are very good friends. More than that. Ryu is mine.'

Aww, they're such a cute friends...I love it to see that. Now I only have to chain Light to me, and get Ryuzaki all for myself…Here, Ryu-Ryu…Come closer to Sachi-Sachi…

Light shudders. His mother is acting creepier and creepier every second…

It's a relief to feel L's arms around him, and that skinny chest pressing against his back.

'Light is mine.'

Said boy smiles.

'I'm yours, if you are mine.'

'Then I'm yours, if you are mine too.'

'So if you are mine, I am yours, and that makes you mine and me yours. So then, we're each other's!'

' Aww, you're so sweet…I could eat you.'

Have you ever met two geniuses with a fluffier kind of relationship.

Everyone stares at Light and L standing in the middle of the room, bodies against each other, smiling. Misa and Sayu giggle, Matsuda blushes, Watari only smiles, Sachiko gawks at her own son stroking the bare arms of her Love, and Soichiro grunts again.

'All right, all right, we are done with this!! Sachiko is already doing better, let's do something else. Watari, Sachiko, shall we go down, then?'

I don't want to see my wife liking that guy...I can't help it, he's a homo so I don't have to worry, I hope…

'I know something we can do together, Light...'

'Yaaay!! We still have to give Ryuzaki a makeover!! Misa wants to brush your hair!!'

'That...wasn't exactly what I was thinking about.'

'Here, you can wear these jeans!'

'Sayu, stay out of my closet!!'

'Those jeans look too tight.'

'I think it will fit. It probably looks good on your butt.'

Light suddenly gropes L, and he pulls a complaining face.

'I don't want other people than you to enjoy my butt.'

Sachiko doesn't notice anything about L and Light's behavior. She only thinks about touching L's butt herself.

'We need to get you out of those jeans. They're too baggy.'

She blushes again.

'Uhh, I don't want to in front of all those women...'

'You'll have to. Don't worry, they just really like your body.'

Sachiko drools.

'But that's the scary part...'

'Just do it.'

L looks at Light.

'Why do you want me to do that, Light...?'

'Because I'm not very different from them! Hah!'

Light suddenly dives to L's hips and pulls down his jeans, revealing a dark-red, tight boxer they bought together, that perfectly accentuates the shape of his butt. L jumps up and tries to cover himself.

'Leave that!! At whose side are you?!'

Poor L, standing in front of everyone, only wearing a boxer, with a fire red face, one hand crossed over his belly and the other one hiding his crotch, and a very shy expression on his face, what makes him look even more cute. Like everyone else notices too.

'So, now no one can say you're not hot, anymore.'

'Even Misa cannot!'

Matsuda blinks, his eyes glued to what-must-be-behind-L's-hand-in-his-boxers. L notices and tries to hide behind Light.

'But Misa..? When will you call ME hot...?'

'Voyeur.'

'Even almost naked you still call me that! And you ARE only almost naked!! I'm not a voyeur because of THAT!!'

'You still are a voyeur. That will never change.'

BONK

'She fainted again...?'

'Several nosebleeds.'

'Face it, Ryuzaki. She really likes you.'

'What am I supposed to do with that...? Except from the reason that I'm just made to be with Light, there are more reasons why I don't like women. They're scary. This will turn out in a disaster.'

'With you, it'll never turn out in a disaster...'

'Huh, she's awake already?'

'Let's continue this, she'll soon recover, and then she can help us again.'

'I admit that this is scaring me a lot. This is the first time I'm standing in front of so much people with only a boxer on. And three of them are WOMEN!! They have such a scary look in their eyes...'

'Don't complain about them. Just wear these clothes, I want to see how they look on you.'

'But...'

Matsuda and Light grab L's wrists to pull him to Light's room, and Misa and Sayu push him.

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Ten minutes later, the door of the living room opens to reveal a blushing and shy-looking L wearing Light's tight white jeans, his own old black sneakers, the silk shirt and a thin silver chain around his neck. He feels the sudden urge to run upstairs, let Light rip off all these clothes and put them back in his closet. Not that he doesn't like them, but…all this attention is annoying…

'Ryuzaki, you look splendid.'

'Shut up, Watari.'

Matsuda grabs L's cheeks and pulls at them, almost bruising L's delicate skin.

'Come on, look happier! Smiley smiley smiley...'

Matsuda grunts and falls to the floor when he feels a knee in his stomach.

'O-o-o-ohhhh-'

'Squeeze your own, voyeur.'

'I don't react on that anymore...'

'Voyeur.'

'Voyeur.'

'Gyaah, Matsu is a voyeur!!'

Matsuda looks desperate.

'ALLRIGHT, ALLRIGHT, STOP IT!!! I was watching Ryuzaki and Light just ONE time because I was bored!! There are camera's everywhere!! I was alone!! Can you expect me to click it away, then?!'

'This happened at least ten times, Matsuda...'

'No!! Only eight!! The other times Aizawa, Mogi or the Chief came in!!'

'That makes it fifteen.'

'Arrrgh!!' Matsuda runs at L.

L leans on his left foot…

And lifts his right leg up again to knee Matsuda on a certain overly sensitive spot.

'A-a-aaah…'

Light and Soichiro pull pained faces when they can almost feel that knee hitting their own precious manhood, and Watari takes a step back.

'You wanted to hit me. And you finally admitted you are a first-class voyeur.'

'No...I really did..? A-aaaaaah…'

It's quiet in the room, except from Matsuda's gasps. L looks down on Matsuda lying on the floor, whose hands are holding his own almost slapped-off manhood, and the others just watch.

'He's amazing…If only I could feel the strength of those muscles…Oh, Ryuzaki…'

Sachiko feels herself getting warm everywhere, fantasizing about L and that perfect young body...She wants to touch him, see and feel him naked, get closer to him, closer-

'We still have to finish Ryuzaki's makeover!!'

'Yeah, let's do his hair!'

'First, we'll have to wash it, then. Misa won't touch it, your hair looks fat.'

'It only LOOKS fat. It's not really.'

'And it smells like heaven...' Sachiko drools again.

'I will do it. Let's go to the bathroom.'

'Fine.'

When L and Light walk upstairs, they notice more people following them into the bathroom.

'Hey, get out! I don't like it when you are watching us bathing.'

'What?! You two are going to bath together?!'

Soichiro walks away.

'One left, still five to go. Sayu, Mum and Misa, maybe you two can continue Sayu's makeover?'

'Yeaaah!! We will!!'

Misa and Sayu run away.

'N-no, I want to stay here...'

'Why, exactly?'

'Well, uhh...do you guys bath together...?'

'We are chained together, and close. There's not a single problem or other option. Or actually we don't bother about finding one.'

No one cares about the fact that the handcuffs are replaced by two hands holding each other tightly. Not that they don't when the chains are there…

'I want to bath with you two too! It looks like fun!'

'I have an idea. What if you two would bath first, together, and after that we can. In clean water, of course.'

'Yeah, do that!! We'll wait outside, we are after you.'

'Oh, wait. MISTER YAGAMI!! Matsuda wants to bath together with Miss Yagami!! Maybe you want to bath too?!'

'WHAT?!'

'Not true!'

'No, I don't want to bath with HIM...but with HIM!!'

Sachiko points a finger at L.

'I feel very, very uncomfortable.'

'Y-you seduced my wife..!'

'I didn't exactly want to...'

'Let us bath first, then.'

Everyone's gaze is directed to Soichiro now. L notices, briefly smiles at Watari, and pulls everyone but Light out, before closing the door.

'Hee?!'

'The door is closed?!

'Open the door!!'

BONK BONK

'Heh, they will stop soon.'

'I hope. This bathroom isn't that big, is it?'

'No, but that's better for when we have to get chained to Matsuda again, and he goes bathing with Mum.'

'True. Shall we take a shower together?'

'Good idea...My clothes look good on you, you know. Too bad I'll have to undress you...'

BONK BONK 'STOOOP!! I WANT TO COME IN TOO...'

'She's really scary. Is she always like this?'

Light walks to L, lies his hands around his waist and teases the rim of L's silk shirt before pulling it up.

'No, normally she's acting like a band recorder that never stops telling me how proud she is.'

L's hands slide over Light's belly until he reached his pants. He undoes Light's belt and zipper and strips off his jeans, and softly kisses his upper leg.

'I'm proud of you too.'

Light sighs, smiles and lifts up his arms when L pulls up his shirt.

'But she's my mother, she has to be.'

Light bends over to pull out his socks.

'That's true. Do you want to say you are proud because I'm proud of you?'

L hooks his index fingers behind the band of Light's boxers and pulls them down.

'Yeah.'

As soon as he stands up again, Light slides his hands over L's hips and bends over to kiss his abdomen and pulls down L's boxer too.

After that, L walks over to the big shower-hole in the wall. Strange. It looks more like a wall-high fairly big closet without doors, with clean and white tiles on the inside, sprinklers in the ceiling and a crane with a normal shower head in the back of it.

'How do you actually use this shower? I'll try something...AAAH, COLD!! WAH, WAH, COOLD!!'

'TURN IT OFF!!!'

'I HAVE NO IDEA HOW!!'

'THEN, COME OUT OF IT!!'

'Right! Ah, ah, cold..!'

'Why didn't you just turn it off?!'

'I couldn't, it's too cold...'

'Right, but...Who's going to turn it off now...?'

'Well...Be a brave Light and turn off the shower, please. Or warm it.'

'Why can't you do that..?'

'I don't know how. It's your shower.'

'I also don't get how you can turn on the shower while you know it's going to come out of the ceiling.'

'As I said, it's your shower. I didn't know .'

'Hm...Shall we get someone else to turn it off? We are geniuses. Someone else can do it. Watari, maybe?'

'If we are ingenious geniuses, we should be ingenious enough to find an ingenious way to fix this. And don't think you are better because you are smart, Light...'

'... You're right...'

BONK BONK 'EVERYTIME I TOLD HIM THAT HE GOT ANGRY..!!'

'Your Mum and Matsuda are still listening.'

'Shall we ask them? Then we also have a reason to make them stop being annoying and all.'

'Do you really want them to come in here?'

'We'll send them away after they're done here. Then we can shower together, isn't it?'

Light smiles.

L smiles back. 'Do you have something like a bath towel? I still don't like it to see them staring at me, and so do you, I guess.'

'Mum would like it if you didn't wear it, haha..'

Light takes a big, soft bath towel and pulls it around them, pressing his own body against L, who's shuddering because of the cold water on his skin.

'You're wet and cold...'

'You are warm. I like this.'

'Even when you're cold, you're still hot...'

BONK BONK 'LET ME IIIIN!!!'

'Oh, yeah. That's true...'

Light opens the door, to let Sachiko and Matsuda fall inside of the bathroom.

'Hah, hah...Finally I'm in...'

'Mum…Are you okay..?'

'Yeah, always...Hey, why are you wet..?'

It sure looks very good on you...

'The shower. Could you please turn it off, or Matsuda, maybe? It's also okay if Matsuda turns off the shower, but...'

'A-are you saying you wants her to turn ME off...?!'

'Correct. Voyeur.'

'Naah...That's mean...'

'Matsuda, I think you should perceive 'voyeur' as a normal nickname now.'

'But he just calls you 'Light...' and I am 'Voyeur'..!'

'Exactly as it is. He is Light and you are a voyeur.'

As that useless conversation between the three males carries on, another master plan enters Sachiko's mind, as a brilliant snake finally finding its brilliant home, as the sun finally shining on that brightest diamond, as that special drop of rain tingles on Sachiko's oh-so brilliant sons head…

She hastily begins to strip herself, and runs in and out of the shower.

'AAAAAAH SOO COLD!! RYUZAKI, WARM ME WITH YOUR BODY!!'

'HEY, WHAT DO I HEAR?!'

'Mister Yagami, do you mind asking your wife to be calm? She's acting a bit scary.'

'WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING HERE?!'

'I fell into the shower, and now I'm cold!! I need a hot body to warm me up again…And look!! The perfect coincidence wants that THERE is a hot body, also wet and naked, exactly what I ache for at the moment!!

L looks horrified again and whispers to Light. 'And I thought your Dad was going to be a problem...'

'SACHIKO?!'

'Don't blame mum, Dad. No one can resist Ryu...'

'So it's YOU!!'

'That's not what he said...'

'Why are you two wrapped together in a bath towel...NAKED?!'

'What's wrong with that..?'

Light suddenly begins to smile.

'Dad, if you want to win back Mum's heart, you better turn off the cold shower...'

'Huh?!'

'If you want to be a hero, you better turn off the cold shower.'

'Yes, maybe Watari or Matsuda will do it, and then she might fall in love with one of them...'

'Or maybe both!! Oh, no!! Watari is coming in!! Go, Dad, before one of them does it!!'

Watari, who was coming in that very moment, decides not to ask what's happening. Soichiro stares into nowhere before breathing in and almost posing like a hero who's going to do something extremely brave. As such, he misses the quiet laughter of the two practically naked geniuses, who squeeze their eyes shut prevent bursting out laughing out loud, and Soichiro noticing. Soichiro literally faces the shower.

'Allright!! I'll do it!! Shower, Sachiko, here comes Soichiro Yagami!!'

He begins to undress too, preparing himself for temperatures only this shower can give you in this house. Except from the refrigerator, of course. And the fridge. And…Actually the whole house when it's winter and you open up all the doors and windows. Not that he wants to think about that…

What he should care about, is revealing the varicose veins and grey hair on his legs and butt. And all the fat everywhere. No, not young fat that gives Misa her b-cup, but old fat that hangs in little layers all over his body. He practically has more boob than Misa has. There are some more not too appealing things, but that is for Sachiko to think about. Not that she does…

'Heh heh, your Dad isn't really that smart, huh...? Oh, and he's not too appealing too...If you ever get a body like that...'

'We will get old too...'

'But when we are I probably think different about it. Now we are both sexy-looking and I don't want to think about...THAT.'

'And damn, you look so sexy...'

'You seem to like me a lot today, Light...'

'I'll always do...' They still whisper, but Matsuda is following their conversation. Staring. And drooling.

'Matsuda, what's the big idea?'

'... ... ... Looking...at...you two...?'

'In fact, everyone's looking at you now, Matsuda. I mean, Voyeur.'

Yes, everyone's staring at him. But then, they hear the grunt coming from not-too-appealing Dad, and remember he's about to do something extremely brave and helpful. Sayu and Misa come in too.

'Gyaah, why is Dad naked?!'

Light smiles darkly.

'He's going to turn off the shower...'

A/N: Haha, now we don't know if the shower problem will be fixed or not!!XD Next time(or not yet): Can Soichiro turn off the shower? Is that enough to get L out of Sachiko's mind? Or...not?XD And we still don't know Soichiro's secret...Well, It was a cliffhanger this time!! OMG OMG XDXDXD Reviewww!!8D