An Interview With The GA Gang
Chapter 3
Mikan: Do I have a question today?
Ching: uh…..
Mikan: Well?! Do I?!
Ching: Wait…..
Mikan: *loses hope* Am I that STUPID?! NOONE WANTS TO ASK ANYTHING ABOUT MEEE!!! *breaks down*
Ching: Nonononononononno Mikan! I was counting how many you had! A total of 4!
Natsume: And 4 has a bad meaning to it, polka.
Mikan: Whaaaat?! NOW I'M CURSED TOO?!?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ching: Natsume , you idiot! How could you frighten your girl friend!
Mikan/Natsume: HE/SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND!!!
Mikan: He's a jerk!
Natsume: She's an idiot!
Mikan: He's a meanie!
Natsume: She's a dork!
Mikan: He's a He's a …..
Natsume: Whaat? Cat got your tongue? I can continue though. She's ugly, a cry baby, annoying, irritating, weird *goes on and on blabbering*
Ching: ENOUGH!!! We have a lot of questions today! *clears throat*
Natsume: What happened to your other dorky friend, En May?
Ching: Oh, she's studying for her entrance exam. GOOOOOOOOOOD LUCK EN MAY!!!!!!!!!!
Hotaru: *fires Baka gun* Shut Up. Your so noisy, I can't calculate right.
Ching: TRJHNDSEW BJIKU. JIUDSXZ INJHM NMY MOLUYTHG!!!!!!!! HYOTARUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A/N: By the way, I was actually trying to say THE BULLET IS IN MY MOUTH!... =.=")
Hotaru: PIPE DOWN!
Ching: Okaffs… *pulls out bullet* First question is from our first reviewer, Miyaxbaybeexx!
Mikan-chan, are you sure your dense and it isnt just an act?
Mikan: Whats dense?
Ching: Does that prove your point?
Hotaru: Let me answer on her behalf, yes this girl is as dense as one can be. It can't be an act because she's too dense to put up an act to begin with!
Everyone but Mikan: True true…
Ching: Next!
Ooh… It's for Natsume!!!
Natsume, do you like Mikan?
Natsume: That monkey?! Don't even compare her to me!
Koko: No… Don't lie. I will now tell everyone the truth! *repeats* You mean that ANGEL?! She is the sun that warms my whole life!
Sumire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Natsume-sama!!!!!!!!!
Natsume: Koko, would you like to experience fire?
Koko: I just bought these Water , water no pants on fire pants from Central Town!
Ching: We should all go buy that!!!!!!
Next! For Mikan!
Why polkadot underwear??
Mikan: *blushes*
Natsume: Tsk tsk tsk…
Narumi-sensei: Of course because its cute! Ne, Mikan-chan??
Mikan: *suddenly brightens up* Yes!!! Dots here, Dots there…
Ching: *slaps forehead* This is getting boring…
Natsume: Tell me about it.
Ruka: Imai, I'm telling you, you had better give me that picture!!
Imai: Continues riding her invention around…
Ching: Great, just great. Jin, do me a favor will ya?
Jinno: *glares* I thought I made myself cle-
Ching: Enoughblabbering!Nowhelpmegetthosetwodownheretocontinue!
Jinno:*glares again* RUKA, HOTARU! GET DOWN HERE OR ELSE-
Hotaru: *aims baka gun* *fires!*
Ching: Phew! Jinno has been officially knocked out!
Following question!
Persona, wear do you buy your makeup and why not pink lipstick if its your favorite color?
Persona: Why, the boutique of course!
Ching: Oohh… which one??
Mikan: I think I saw Persona in the central town make-up store once… With Natsume…
Koko: *reads Natsume's mind* I wanted to buy something for Mikan so tagged along.
Mikan: Really?!
Natsume: Yes, because an ugly girl like you as my partner would be so embaressing!
Mikan: WHY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natsume: So, hopefully, I'll be able to find something to suit a monkey.
Sumire: Hahahahahahaha… As the president of the Natsume and Ruka fan club, I SUMIRE SHOUDA, am laughing at the disgrace of our Natsume-sama!
Ching: Aww… don't put the poor monkey down. Oops!
Mikan: BOO HOO HOO…
Tsubasa: Mikan-chan…
Mikan: SENPAI!!! *cries harder*
Tsubasa: there there…
Ching: And next!!
Natsume, what kind of hair product do you use? It's always so soft and shiny.
Ching: Woow… Natsume is quite famous now isn't he?
Sumire: Why of course! He is THE NATSUME HYUUGA!
Ching:*backs away* How could I forget…
Natsume:…
Koko: *reads mind* I'm not bothered answering such a stupid question…
Sumire: Then I! The president of the-
Ching: Yes yes! We know! Sheesh! Get on with it!
Sumire: Natsume-sama only uses the hair gel shipped to Central Town, the one called, Soft and Shiny, for all cool guys who has flopped hair! Flop no more!
Ching: Natsume has floppy hair? HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA
Mikan: Natsume !!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Tsubasa: *whispers to Ching* She has mood swings.
Ching: I've noticed. Continue!
Mikan , have you ever worn a strip outfit and been to a strip club?
Mikan: Whats a strip outfit and a strip club?
Hotaru: *whispers* The one you and Natsume had a deal… and he made you… remember… you had to… and you… didn't…
Mikan: *screams* HOW DID PEOPLE FIND OUT?!
Hotaru: Mikan, you just gave it away, idiot.
Mikan: Noooo… I'm too young!!!
Natsume: *snickers*
Ching: I can't believe it Mikan! We're the same age and I've NEVER TRIED THAT!
Mikan: Can… Can we go to the next question please?
Ching: Okay… Hotaru, do you own a black market? If you don't why not start now?
Hotaru: Thank you for that suggestion dear reader but my fans from all over have given me countless routes of them and I find them rather BORING. Of course, the alice markets are much better as interest rates go up, up, up! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ruka: -sighs- There she goes again…
Ching: Anyways, that's the end for today's interview! My explanation for this really late chapter. I don't quite understand some of the questions (Sorry if I'm dumb!) and I have exams!!! –panicks- They end next week ^.^ So please, FORGIVE MEEEEE!!!!! –runs away-
Mikan: Does this mean we can run away?
Others: *mumble* *mumble* *mumble*
And The Other Others: *grumble* *grumble* *grumble*
Ching: Fear not! Mikan! FOR I HAVE SET UP SOME WONDERFUL ITEMS FOR ME TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF YOU! HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEH HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAWHAWAWHAWHHAWHAHWAHHAW!!