A/N: I kind of updated early, the test week has a strange effect on me...Soichiro, you are so dumb. I fav you:) Possible lime ahead!!:D Possible? Very soft, non-exciplit, even for lime^^ And far too corny. Or maybe I just didn't take that part seriously Not enough to change the rating, definitely. Maybe it could've been rated K+, I dunnoXDXD, but…Oh, well. Besides, the handcuffs are still removed. All of them.

7. Fight

Allright...All I have to do is go there and turn off the shower...If I'll do that, Sachiko will love me again...Here we go, one, two, three...

'AAAAAAAH!! COLD, COLD, COLD!!!'

Soichiro, as intelligent as he is, runs into the shower in an attempt to turn it off. But of course, it's too cold and he runs out of it again. Uh-oh. Did he permanently loose Sachiko now…?

'I knew it. He's far too sensitive.'

'G-g-give me t-that bath towel!!'

'No...'

'GIVE IT!!'

Soichiro pulls the big bath towel away from the two geniuses, who are now practically hugging each other…Naked.

'?!...DAD!!!'

'Gyaaah, they're naked!!'

'I-it can't be...' And Sachiko faints with so much nosebleeds that she totally colours the water on the floor.

'Mister Yagami, please, please give that bath towel back.'

L takes advantage of the fact that Light is slightly broader than he is by hiding himself behind Light.

'Ryuzakiii, don't hide behind me!! Where do I have to hide behind..?'

'Ur mom.'

'Come on...Dad, give it back!! Or at least give us another one...'

'Could everyone stop staring, please...? I feel uncomfortable.'

'...'

'That's your favourite word today, isn't it..? But no one seems to hear it...'

'... Luckily they can't see my-'

Light quickly steps away to leave L in the middle of the bathroom, totally naked and with a slightly girly pose from hiding behind Light.

'Hah, you didn't expect me to step away, did you?'

The girly pose disappears and L gives Light an effective punch against his shoulder, making Light slip over the water lying on the floor.

'Hah, you didn't expect me to slam you, did you?'

Sayu and Misa scream.

'Waaah, naked fight!!'

Light dives at L's waist and tries to lift him up, but his skin is too slippery from the water, and L grabs Light's still dry wrists and pushes him down.

'Hah, I got you!!'

'I got YOU!!'

'?'

Light grabs L's shoulders and turns him on the floor, and goes sitting on L's belly. He smirks sadistically.

'I wonder what will happen when I push you in the cold shower there.'

'I will push YOU there!!'

'No way!!'

Everyone follows the naked L/Light-struggle to the shower, trying to climb on top of each other and pull each other to the shower, until they actually reached it and realize there's something cold hitting them.

Shit.

'AAAH, COLD!!'

'GET US OUTTA HERE!!'

And during that, Misa, Matsuda, Sayu, Watari and Sachiko all gawk at the two naked bodies wrestling and rubbing against each other, their legs tangling up and their arms trying to get out of the shower. And while they finally come out again and take the bath towel back from Soichiro, Matsuda gets an impressive idea...

'Guess what...I will turn off the shower!!'

'Matsuda?!'

'Voyeur?!'

'Yeah, and when I did it, Ryuzaki has to stop calling me that, OR he has to let me be proud of that name by doing Light when I am allowed to watch!!'

'Well, that's not a very hard choice. Go and get it, Voyeur.'

Matsuda undresses himself, making Misa's head even more red, it already was from Light and L. But now...Matsuda has everyone's attention!!

'Matsu?! Matsu?! Go and get iiiit!! We stand here behind you!'

Matsuda takes a deep breath and thinks about everything he finds hot for a few seconds before walking into the cold water.

'A-allright, here we go...C--cold...? ... Oh, the water is kinda refreshing...Too bad I have to turn it off...'

Everyone gawks at Matsuda when the water stops falling out of the ceiling, and Matsuda walks out.

'So, well, everyone, as you can see, uhh...I uhh...did it! Well, Ryuzaki, what do you choose?'

L stares at Matsuda, his eyes comically wide, even more than usual.

'...Wow. I never expected this from...the voyeur. I am surprised. Well done, voyeur.'

'Well?! What do you choose?!'

'I want to maintain my dignity. I am not a porn actor. I will think of a new name for you.'

'What?! Too bad...Why did I give him this option..? I thought he loved it so much to call me a voyeur that he would choose the last option...Too bad, now I'll have to get back to the camera's to see it...'

'Matsuda, you are thinking out loud. We can all hear what you say now.'

'Reeeally, I did?! Such a surprise. But I did it!! I did very well!! I did something Light, Ryuzaki AND the Chief couldn't do!! I AM A HERO!!'

Matsuda begins to dance, hop and jump up, spreading water all over the floor.

'Keep on dreaming. Not as a name but as a truth: Voyeur.'

'...'

'Matsuda, you are dancing here...naked...'

'Wha...?'

Matsuda suddenly slips over the water he dropped on the floor and falls on his butt, staring in shock at the three blushing and giggling creatures, except from Watari the only ones wearing clothes.

They totally forgot the women watching.

'Eheheh...'

'Uhh...Will everyone who doesn't have an obvious organ showing the fact that he or she is male leave, please..? Your staring is...uncomfortable.'

'WE WON'T!!!'

'Never!! Misa will stay here!!'

'Gyaah, you are so funny to watch!! I never saw so many men together without clothes!!'

'Yeah...Stay here...stare at beautiful...'

'Hand over more bath towels, someone, please...'

Soichiro quickly gives bath towels to everyone naked.

'Nnnot fair!! We wanna see more nnnaked!!'

'Actually...Will everyone whose name doesn't start with an L leave now?'

'No.'

'Come on, please. Nothing more will happen if you guys stay here...'

'Enough happened, already...'

'Yeah, Misa's three dream guys are NAKED!!'

'Wait. Since when am I a dream guy of Misa's?!'

'Since I saw your belly!!'

L hides in his bath towel some more.

'Get out. What do I have to do to make you all leave?'

'Do it with Ryuzaki!!'

'Take away that bath towel!!'

'Let me have your legs!!'

'Let me do your friend...'

'Let Misa have the three of you in Misa's bed!!'

'Let me join it!!'

'And me!!'

'Please give me your youth and body, so someone will say something like this to me too...'

'Please go get me some cake with cream and strawberries, Light.'

'...? Hey, you don't have to leave...'

'But I'd still like some cake with cream and strawberries, Light.'

Light sighs. 'Allright, everyone who doesn't leave now, isn't allowed to go in the swimming pool of the headquarters anymore.'

GASP

'GET OUT, EVERYONE!!'

'RUN!!'

'RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!'

Only Sayu and Sachiko still stay there.

'Why? It's probably just a swimming pool...'

'One with Ryuzaki in it, if you come at the right time...'

'AAAAH!!'

Sachiko leaves too, leaving a trace of a certain red liquid coming from two certain holes in a certain place called 'face'.

'Sayu? Can you leave now?'

'Allright, but first I want to ask you guys if you are gay!!'

'Without a doubt.'

'Correct.'

'Gyaah, I always knew Bro was!! I was right!! I was right!!'

'You noticed...?'

'Bro never had a girlfriend, and we always watched Mister Universe together!!'

'But I...just discovered it when I begun to like Ryu...'

'Gyaah, I noticed before you how gay you are!! Light is gay, gay!!! I was right!!'

'Get out, Sayu.'

'Gyaah, I have to go out!! You are going to do sexy things!!'

'Your brother asked you very nicely to get out, Sayu.'

'Have fun!! Don't make it too loud, or else Mum will need a blood transfusion!!'

'Watari can do that, and it's not helpful because it will all come out of her nose again, immediately. Sayu, please leave now. Maybe Misa needs help with helping Matsuda dress up.'

'Fun, fun!!! Gyaah, I was right, right...'

The door closes.

Light locks it.

'Phew, we are alone, finally...'

'They're gone. We're alone. Together.'

'In the bathroom.'

'Naked.'

'Let's wash off the creepy stares of everyone who's not here anymore...'

'I'm going to perfectly clean every part of your body…'

L realizes something and turns his head to the shower.

'But first, who exactly is going to turn ON the shower without freezing?'

'It's your fault, trying to turn on one you don't understand.' Light smiles.

'It's not my fault, but your Dads. He bought this shower sometimes, apparently.'

'And Mum's, for making Dad buy one. I never heard him complain about the shower...'

'Turn it on.'

Light gets slightly surprised when L's funny look is replaced by an intense one.

'Okay, uhh...yeah, how do you do this...?'

'It looks like you'll have to turn this one around, and with this one you can install the temperature.'

'But you did it wrong...'

'So? Showers are complicated to make them and their owners look interesting.'

'... Do we have to call Mum or Dad again...?'

'We can do this ourselves. What if you first install the temperature and then turn it on?'

'Uhh...Okay, like this...?'

'That's too cold. The water is nice when it's hot.'

L turns it a little bit higher.

'And then, turn it on.'

Splash.

'AAAAAAAAAH!! Oh, uh, okay, uh...'

Of course, when you warm water, there's still cold water in the pipes what has to get out first. Geniuses.

'Ah, hot.'

'Sure...Come here...'

Light wraps his arms around L and kisses him full on his mouth.

'Hm...'

No talk, just kisses...L pushes Light with his back against the wall of the shower and keeps him close...They hug, kiss, touch, close their eyes and moan slightly as the hot water tickles their bodies. They feel like they're drowning in each other, the steam everywhere making them almost invisible...It could be heaven, a hot, steamy, boiling heaven...Light grabs L's shoulders, now pushes L against the wall, and L makes a muffled sound and deepens their kiss when he feels Light's hands touching his chest and belly, stroking and tickling the wet skin.....

'...Ahh...I've been waiting for this all day long...'

'Me too...You're so good...'

'Ah, so...damn...hot...Light...'

'Yeah, but...'

'...?'

'I feel watched...'

'You're getting as paranoid as I am...We're here, no one's watching...'

'You must be right...Ah...'

'...'

Light suddenly holds his hands still on L's abdomen, where they have been tickling and feeling their way around just a second ago.

'...? Why did you stop...?'

'I really feel watched.'

'Why..? I don't care, please continue...'

'It could have something to do with...everyone standing there...'

'...What?'

'Everyone's standing there.'

'?!'

And yes, Soichiro, Sachiko, Sayu, Matsuda, Misa and Watari all stand in the bathroom. They couldn't exactly see them because of the steam, but the sounds were probably very enjoying too...

Light takes a bath towel off the floor and wraps it around him and L.

'And now. Who's going to tell whát, exactly, are you doing here?! ... Why do I ask that, the answer is already clear...'

'Gyaah, Mum asked me for a hairpin to open the door, and then Matsu came to help and he had the door opened in less than a minute!! I was right again, you guys were doing sexy things!!'

Light feels a wet hand picking against his elbow, asking for attention.

'Light, your Mum...'

'... Mum...?'

'Light...Why, you could've told me...'

'...But...I just found out when I met Ryu-'

'-You knew I love him...'

'Oh. That. Okay...'

M-my love is together with my son...I'm done, I want to get away from here...Ryuzaki, oh, Ryuzaki…The world we could've lived in together shattered in tiny pieces of precious glass…We'll never be shopping together for furniture for our little house with an expensive bedroom…You'll never be lying on my bed, touching yourself while looking at me…I can't just seduce and grab away my son's love...Grab…Away…!! Hey, that's it!! I don't know how much he loves me, but maybe it's more than he shows!! He's still playing hard-to-get...Great!! My evil, jealous and insane son grabbed him away from me, now I'll take him back!! Ryuzaki will be mine!! Justice will prevail!!

'Mum, the look on your face makes me worry about your mental state...'

'Gyaah, Mum is thinking about an evil plan!!'

'Watari, let's take her out. She needs to be somewhere without Ryuzaki. Maybe she needs to take a bath with Matsuda?'

'But I want to join HIM...'
'It's nearly 5:30pm. It's time to cook dinner. You guys, get ready and come out of here. I'll stay here to make sure you can't do things anymore.'

'Dad is mean. But okay...' Light brings his lips to L's ear and whispers with a low and sexy voice: 'We'll continue tonight...'

'Fine. There's no other option and I don't trust the door of the bathroom anymore.'

After Light and L washed their hair (they weren't allowed to wash each other's hair), dried themselves (they weren't allowed to dry each other or share a bath towel), and dressed up (they weren't allowed to touch each other anyway), and L and Soichiro had a fight over if Light is allowed to make decisions on his own, they sit down in the sitting room again, L wearing Light's tight clothes again, making it hard to sit in his usual way. As such, he begins to feel slightly dumb, and begins to move uneasy and scratch his head.

'So, Dad, Mum found out. Now we should at least be allowed to call each other 'sweet'. And everyone apart, why were you in the bathroom?'

'Misa wanted to see you two!!'

'I wanted to see how right I was!!'

'I wanted to see more Ryuzaki...'

'I wanted to check you two.'

'I am a 'voyeur', isn't it, Ryuzaki?'

L rolls his eyes when he sees Matsuda's attempt to look powerful.

'And Watari...?'

'Everyone was there. I wanted to see what was happening.'

'Well, it's clear now. Matsuda isn't the only voyeur around here.

'Heh, now we have something to tell Aizawa and Mogi, huh Misa?'

'Waah, they'll be so jealous..'

Light and L decide to ignore the last statement. L tries to sit in his normal way again, but the jeans painfully grope his crotch. 'Light, your clothes aren't comfortable. They're far too tight.'

'They look very good on you. If you sit in the normal way, there 's no problem.'

'But I don't want to sit like that. If I do, my ability to think decreases with 40%.'

'And your hair looks still the same!!'

L's eyes perform their infamous eye roll again.

'I told you it's not fat.'

Misa walks towards L to feel his hair.

'Waah, it's true!! It feels soft!!'

L slaps away Misa's hand. 'Misa, get off. Only Light is allowed to touch my hair.'

I want tooo..I still need to find a way to win Ryuzaki's heart...I can try it with this delicious meal, maybe he'll realize how fantastic I am in the kitchen...Heh heh, not only with cooking, heh heh...
'Mum is acting really strange. She's laughing very weird, don't you think?'

'Shut up, Light. Foooood is readyyyyyy!! And I decided where everyone's going to sit!!'

Matsuda next to Misa (hellooo, Misaaaa!!!) to Light (Lightooo!!! Matsu is so annoying!!) to Sayu (Bro, why are you sitting here, and not next to Ryuzaki?) to Soichiro(Daaaad, helloooo!!!) to Watari to Sachiko to L to Matsuda.

'I prefer sitting between Light and Sayu.'

He's still playing hard to get!! How to bring the real Ryuzaki to the surface…

'Haha, you're so funny...Here, enjoy your soup, everybody!! Ryuzaki!!'

'Mmm, Mum, I missed your soup! You are annoying sometimes, but you are the best cook in the world!'

Soichiro smiles. What about giving her a compliment?

'Yes, I married the best kook on earth. Sachiko, well done.'

'And, does my Ryuzaki think so too?'

Sachiko drools again and doesn't hear her husband's spoon falling into his soup with a dull 'splash'.

'... Do you also have some sugar?'

'...What...?'

'Sugar. Do you also have some sugar?'

That's usually something you ask the one you love, as a reason to talk to someone, a confession of love…He's so creative and sensitive, sugar in soup…He's not going to eat it, he'll say 'Thank you, Sachiko-san' with a bedroom look in his eyes, everyone disappears, my devilish and abnormal son can only watch, he's frozen from the pain of seeing Ryuzaki falling for ME, , and then, he'll lick his lips and-

Soichiro grunts. 'Ryuzaki...Please...' You already ruined my marriage...


'Haha, don't worry, Mum, he's always like this.'

Sachiko stops smiling and looks from L to Light and back to L, suddenly feels disappointed but decides just to do as he asks.

'A-alright, here's your sugar...'

'Thanks.'

'And, how does your soup taste now?'

'Like there's sugar in it. Spicy and sweet soup, and I like the carrot in it.'

'Haha, Mum, he's complimenting you.'

'Light understands me.'

'D-do you really mean that...?'

'Yes. Now that there's sugar in it, I can taste how this soup tastes. Well done.'

'R-Ryuzaki...Thank you...'

Sachiko's eyes get wet. Sweet, oh, so sweet Ryuzaki…

'I'd still prefer to sit between Light and Sayu.'

Ouch.

'Oh. Right.'

A/N: Poor everyoneXD Poor Light and L, they finally had their moment together and then Matsu ruined it...Matsu should get laid too!! His time will come too, sometimes...Next time: Part 8!! Will Sachiko win L's heart..? Will Soichiro win Sachiko's heart..? What is his secret...? Will Matsu win anyone's heart...? Is it true that there's yaoi under Sachiko's bed...? REVIEW!!:3