A/N: 8!!! I don't really know what's going to happen now, but stories seem to write themselves sometimes:D I'm not exactly a fan of thanking everyone who reviewed apart, but...I think it's time to thank some people:D Firrst…Black-Dranzer-1119:D Thank you for reviewing, and for beta-reading my new story:3 And I want to thank Flor very much. Cuz Flor, ur my reader:3 Without you, I'd never started writing. I love you:) Everyone who reviewed, alerted or favd: Ur too much to thank all apart (hah, hear me showing offXDXD), but…Thank yooo!!! Keep on reviewing:3 Oh, this contains another load of fluff and fanservice…How could it be different?^^ For you:)

8. Photo's

'Allright everyone, you can do whatever you want while I'm preparing main!! Light, do you want to help in the kitchen for a sec?'

'If I really have to...'

'Be more enthusiastic. You want to make a good impression on Ryuzaki, don't you?'

Light glances at L and feels weird being more than six feet away from him, but Sachiko had made the pretty panda clear that she wanted to talk to her son for a second. Everyone else now sits down in the sitting room again, and start several discussions about strange subjects. Soichiro's head turns red while L and Misa begin to wonder how bad your sex life must be when your belly begins to show that you'll be reaching the 50 within two years.

Light chuckles, takes the onions and immediately regrets it, because he practically starts crying when he begins to cut.

'Mum, he and I live together, and we're usually chained together. He knows me very well.'

'Really...?'

'Yes.'

Sachiko stops stirring the fresh-made apple sauce in front of her.

'So you know him very well too?'

'Yes.'

The sauce begins to smoke lightly.

'What color socks does he wear?'

'He doesn't like socks.'

More smoke.

'When is his birthday?'

'October 31th, Halloween.'

The sweet sauce begins to simmer.

'What do his lips taste like?'

Light curls his lips in an eager smile.

'Most of the time it's sugar, but when he brushed his teeth it's a delicious mix of peppermint and eucalyptus. And his own delicious taste, of course.'

Sachiko Yagami blinks, blushes from the idea and stares at her son, ignoring the drops of boiling apple sauce hitting her hand.

'So, you two are really homo?'

Light wipes his eyes, wondering why he's actually cutting onion.

'How long did it take for you to find out...?'

'You never told me. You should tell things like that to your mother...'

Light grits his teeth, turns his head away and copies L's perfect eye roll when he sees the pout on his mothers face.

'Mum, I found out half a year ago. I didn't have to tell anyone, everyone who has to know noticed.'

'But I never see you...Did you forget me...?'

'No, Mum, you know it now, don't you?'

L notices the strange atmosphere hanging around Light and his Mum and walks away from the couch where he'd been discussing how sexual cherries are together with Misa, and death-glared by Soichiro. He stands up, walks at Light and takes his hand, and throws a 'see-he's-mine'-look at Sachiko she willingly misunderstands as 'challenging'.

'You want me to fight for you, isn't it…? Well, I'm a real predator, Ryuzaki…I'll catch my devil-possessed son and rip him with my teeth, and then take you by your sweet and soft hand and make sweet and eucalyptus-smelling LOVE to you…'

L and Light both shudder. Sachiko looks like a murderous rabbit, with that head with those teeth, and the carrot in her hand she'd just grabbed.

And no, a rabbit is definitely not a predator.

Just like Sachiko.

'This is getting awkward. Let's go, Light.'

The two leave Sachiko alone with the onion and the boiling apple sauce, and walk upstairs. Or, actually, the three. Matsuda follows them.

'Matsuda…?'

Matsuda doesn't miss the looming tone in L's voice.

'I have to make sure nothing happens between you!! All the handcuffs are removed, but you guys also don't move away from each other for more than six feet. So I'll stay close to you!! Six feet to Ryuzaki and twelve feet to Light. Or less, of course.'

He suddenly feels dumb when he sees the looks on both geniuses' faces, looking down on him from the highest point of the stairs. Light begins to speak slowly, as if Matsuda were a dumb child, and moves his hands to power his words, like the poor man is deaf.

'Matsuda, what's the point…? You take the chains far too seriously…'

L stares at the ceiling, like he does more often.

'Actually, if it were us, we won't really move away from each other for more than three feet, isn't it?'

Light slides his gaze over the distance that must be three feet, and then at L.

'I'd say two and half. Shall we go to Mums room and take a look under her bed?'

'Yeah, fuuun!! Let's do tha-'

'-Shall we do that, Ryuzaki?'

'If a certain person around here doesn't try to follow us all the time....'

Matsuda pouts.

The two walk to Soichiro and Sachiko's room, a quite big and light room with big windows at one side white walls and curtains, one wall covered with closets made of light-colored wood, a few child-finger-paints of Light and Sayu (Light always had an eye for detail, even when he couldn't even properly hold a brush, L notices), a modern-looking wooden chair with a black dressing-table, a black mat and a man-high mirror, and a big bed with black blankets standing in the middle. L likes it. He didn't really think about it before, but the Yagami's sure do have style. The room makes him think about some hotel-suits he stayed in (not exactly slept, in most of them) but there are really people connected to this room. He suddenly wonders if the brown-eyed wonder next to him was also made here. Then, he thinks about the details of that and decides not to think about that too much.

'She sleeps here?'

'Yes. Hey, watch this. A black box behind her bed.'

Matsuda runs in and begins to clap and dance around.

'Open it, open it!!'

He doesn't react when he receives L's unintended sexy Glare Of Doom.

'Matsuda, this is private. Get out.'

'No. This time I'll stay with you.'

Light hold the box against his chest.

'We won't open it until you're gone.'

'Too bad!! HAH!!' Matsuda dives forward and grabs the black box, hitting Light in his face.

'Give it back.'

Matsuda smiles horny and stares at the sharp outline of L's shoulders, wondering how it must be to press them against the floor with his knees.

'For that, you'll have to wrestle with me, Ryuzaki!!'

'Yuck. WATARI!!'

Watari appears within seconds, as if he'd been standing in the corridor, waiting for someone shouting his name.

'Yes, sir?'

'Please take Matsuda, so I can take that box away from him.'

'As you wish, sir.'

Matsuda begins to struggle and tries to release himself from Watari's sudden and quite strong grip, but he doesn't dare to hit the elderly man, different than with the Light sitting on the floor and touching the spot that's probably hit for the third time today. Matsuda begins to kick around when L comes closer, his hand outstretched to the mystery box.

'EEE!! NOT FAIR, NOT FAIR!!'

Matsuda tries to hit L when he takes the box out of his hand, but Watari holds his arms by taking them in a professional wrestlers-hold.

Watari…wrestling…?

Matsuda almost begins to laugh out loud.

'Thanks, Watari. Could you take him out?'

'Of course'

'NOT FAIR!!!'

L closes the door, hands the box to Light, presses a soft peck on the place where Matsuda hit him and creeps behind him, his arms around Light and his chin resting on his shoulder, their bodies pressed together. Light feels L's heart pounding against his back and blushes slightly. L is warm.

'Now, let's see what's in this box.'

L lies his hands on Light's, and they slowly open the mystery black box. They lean over to look what's in it, and in it are…books. Manga's?

'Exactly as we thought. Yaoi.'

'?!, Mum really is a yaoi fangirl?! I actually thought it was something Dad just was very afraid of, and not true…'

'By looking at the pages and the color, I can tell that she's been collecting this over the years and used it a lot.'

'This one dates from 1984!! Wow...Look at their hair!! How old-fashioned!!'

'Incredible. This is boring, all the characters are ugly.'

'Heh, we are much prettier.'

'... You don't think what I think you think, do you?'

'You don't think what I think you think I think, do you?'

'You don't think what I think you think I think you think, do you?'

'I think so, you think what I think, don't you?'

'You think your mother would cheer up when she could see us...'

'...doing it. Yes.'

'I disapprove. I'm not a porn star, and it would be like incest, with you.'

'She would only look at you...'

'Another reason to keep my clothes on.'

L goes with his hand to the bottom of the box and takes out a few pictures of…

'Hey, what's this...? Wow. Yuck.'

'What's...?! YUCK!!'

'Photo's of your Dad wearing your school uniform...?'

'And these poses...Ugh…'

Yes, Soichiro Yagami wearing Light Yagami's school uniform. At every photo, it becomes more and more revealing…

On the third one, Light's tie hangs loosely over the chest hair of his Dad, and the first buttons are undone. Soichiro smiles…Seductive? You can't call the boys currently watching him feeling 'seducted'…

On the fourth one, the tie has disappeared, and the picture has zoomed to another lower region, showing the belt, button and zipper of Light's trousers also undone. His hand is somewhere the boys don't want to look at.

The fifth one is a close-up of Soichiro's facial expression, which slightly resembles the look on Light's face when he's bottom, except from the tongue peeking out and the left eyebrow pulled up and causing wrinkles in his forehead.

L stares in a mixture of disgust and slight amusement at the pictures of the Chief of the Japanese Police Force seemingly posing as a male model showing underwear, perfectly showing the difference between his own and his son's body. L pulls up a well-hidden eyebrow.

'What's the meaning of this? It looks like something your parents did together…'

Light's hands begin to shake and L notices his lower lip thrilling slightly when Light goes through the other pictures.

'On this one he isn't even wearing anything...'

L feels Light's body getting weaker, like he's going to cry. He pulls his arms around him more tightly.

Light slowly shakes his head and blinks in denial.

'No. I never wanted to think about my parents in that way...'

'Your parents are idiot. I'm so glad Watari has no one-'

Light snaps his head to the side.

'He's always spying on you, Ryuzaki.'

L stares at the boy in his arms in disbelief and blinks three times.

'He doesn't.'

'He does...'

'He doesn't.'

'He does...'

L tries not to collapse on Light's back when he considers it.

'Are you saying he's a pervert...?'

'No, he just likes observing you.'

The dark-eyed genius thinks of a good way to get out. This can't be true.

'Only the last few months. So he's spying on you.'

'He thinks no one notices because everyone's staring at you.'

'That's uncomfortable...'

'Everyone likes you. Mum, Matsuda, Sayu, Watari, Aizawa, Mogi and even Misa now.'

'But why...? Aizawa?! It's annoying, I don't like their attention for those reasons...'

'Accept it. You're hot.'

L pouts.

'…'

'Do you want me to tell you again?'

L lies his head on Light's shoulder again and wishes they hadn't even left their bed this morning.

'Your attention is nice, but everyone else...'

'Nothing for you to complain about things like that.'

'It's annoying.'

'Watari said that before the Kira-case you usually didn't talk with people in a normal way.'

'When did he say that?'

'You were sleeping on my shoulder. Then he came to me and said how happy he was that you got me. He never saw you sleep that much, and especially not on someone else's shoulder, and he never saw you smiling this much, by what he probably meant that you got really hot the last few months.'

'He said that..?'

'Yeah.'

L sighs and pulls a considering face.

'Actually, it's true. I've never been this happy in my entire life. And this is the first day in years I'm not spending on solving cases, or thinking about them.'

'You're cute when you say things like this.'

Light turns around to wrap his arms around L, pulls him into his lap on his back and kisses his cheek. L smiles and closes his eyes.

'You make me happy.'

L now practically lies on his back in Light's lap. He puts two hands around Light's face and pulls him into a harsh kiss and pulls Light over him, so Light is lying on top of him. After not too long, both begin to pant slightly and feel something hard growing against their groin-

'GUYYS, COME!! DINNER'S ALMOST READYYY!!'

It's quiet for a few seconds.

Light grunts and sits up, pulling up L too.

'Yeah, let us first fucking COME before we have to go back and see that rabbit and ruined porn actor again.'

'This happens every time when we have a moment for ourselves...'

'We'll have time enough after dinner. Let's hide this, it's better if she doesn't know that we know this...'

'Or this.' L points at his own lower regions, still clad in Light's white jeans, forming a slight tent.

Light blushes. 'Right.'

A/N: Yesyes, I was practically horrified during a certain thing concerning this story…Eww, Soichiro, what do you do?! And what's with Watari...NEXXT!!:D

MY TEST WEEK IS OVER!! And within three hours, I'll be camping out with my lovely class!!3 Which will be separated next year…:( I. See. You. Laterrr^^ Hope for reviews when I come back. Here I go again. Like most of the other authors. But it's just fun:D Every review is one:D Aaargh, I hate begging…Just do, okay?:) Seriously.

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