A/N: Bonjour!! Ça va? Je crois que vous savez le phrase 'Ça va', hihi^^ Oui oui, France était bien !! J'ai vu Paris !! Je l'aime :3 Et j'ai rentré !! Wohoo !! Tu connais Death Joke? C'est vraiment bien!! Bon. Bien. Oui oui!!

Translation: Hi!! How are you? I guess you all know that phrase in French, hihi^^ France was fun, I saw Paris!! I loved it:3 And I'm back!! Wohoo!! You know Death Joke? It's perfect!! Good. Right. Yesyes…Let's get on with itXD Flor, u own a dirty mindXD Like me^^ But you know what they say, a dirty mind is an eternal joy. WOHOO!! We are perverts!!!3 This one is very quick and short. But…Do you remember the last one…?XD

11. Kiss

Light, L, Misa, Sayu and Matsuda sit in Sayu's room, a pink, cozy, small and pillow-overloaded, door-locked room filled with pluchies. They sit in a circle, broken by a small table with tea and cookies on it. Next to it stands a giant box filled with cookies for we-don't-know-who. They sit Sayu-Light-L-Table-Matsu-Misa-Sayu, with in the middle a stack of cards with TRUTH or DARE on them. Let the game begin!!

'Misa is first!! Misa will begin!! Truth!!'

Light takes a truth-card.

'Allright...What is your favorite color?'

'Black!! Or Light's colors!!'

L stares at Light with a dreamy look in his eyes.

'Cinnamon, chocolate, caramel, coffee, honey.'

Sayu claps.

'Ooh, Ryu-chan is a poet!!'

L pulls a slightly disturbed face. It's not poetry, it's just how Light looks. And L always craves for the delicious tastes he named. And, very important…

'...How did you just call me?'

'Ryu-chan!! A cute name for a cute person!!'

L blinks.

'Oh, ok...'

Misa puts a fist in the air.

'It's Sayu's turn!!'

'Allright, truth or dare?'

'Dare!!'

Light pulls up an eyebrow.

'Good...Imitate your favorite idol!!'

'Ooh, I imitate Misa!!'

Sayu claps and jumps up, and runs around while screaming 'I am Misamisa!!'. L giggles and looks at Light. It wasn't coincidence that Light knew how to imitate Misa. It's a family thing. Light laughs too.

'Hahaha...Who's next? I am. Truth...What is the last dream you had about the person sitting in front of you?'

And that person happened to be Matsuda. Light thinks. What was the last dream he had about Matsuda…?

'Oh, well...Last time I was buying apples for a flying monster, following me around everywhere. That monster was Matsuda.'

Matsuda puts up big eyes.

'Waaaah...'

L hides another girly giggle.

'Oh, interesting. I am next?'

'Yes. Truth or dare?'

'Truth.'

'What is...Your favorite sort, or flavor, of candy?'

L blinks, as if he doesn't understand the question.

'... .....What?'

'Your favorite sort, or flavor, of candy!'

L looks dazed.

'...Do you mean...I'll have to choose between caramel, chocolate, cinnamon, cake, biscuits, peanuts, jelly, strawberry, cappuccino, vanilla-'

'Ryu, it's okay, calm down-'

'-Lemon, cherry, orange, whipped cream, wine gums, chocolate chip cookies-'

'Ryu, stop it, please-'

'-Mocha pie with dark chocolate sauce and coffee beans, panda-shaped chocolate snack, Light-'

Everyone stares at L, who looks weirder than ever with the cloudy look in his eyes. Matsuda looks slightly worried.

'Light?'

L blinks again.

'Yeah...Light!!'

'What's with me...?'

Light feels slightly nervous.

'It's Light!! Light is my favorite flavor!!'

Light feels himself blush.

'Oh, thank you...'

'I wanna lick your cheeks...'

Before they can do anything, Misa jumps up.

'It's Matsu's turn!!'

Matsuda smiles. 'Dare!!'

L snorts.

'He wants to look tuff, or he wants to hide a truth.'

Matsuda looks slightly knocked out of balance.

'Truth, then!!'

'He doesn't dare to choose Dare because he's a coward, the fact that he backed off and chose Truth only makes that more plausible-'

'DARE!!'

Light giggles openly, to receive weird looks.

'Allright. Matsuda...Tell a joke.'

'Wha...?'

Light stares at Matsuda.

'Tell a joke.'

'Well, I...'

'Gyaah, you can do it, Matsu!!'

Sayu and Misa jump up and begin to dance around. Matsuda thinks, and hesitates for a second, but decides to make the best of it.

'Allright...What is red and square-shaped?'

L rolls with his eyes.

'Let me guess. It's a red square.'

'NO!!! IT'S-?! ...a....red square. Damnit, Ryuzaki!!'

L smiles at his beloved Light.

'Oh, I like it when Light says that...You better don't do that, Matsuda.'

'Wha...?'

L picks a card.

'Guess what, these cards are boring. What does the description say?'

Light looks at the cover. Five years and older. Misa laughs and jumps up.

'Let's make our own questions!!'

Light pulls a worried face.

'Allright, but keep it somehow fourteen-year-old-rated, please...Sayu is still here.'

'Gyaaah, I know everything already!! Do whatever you want, I'll enjoy!!'

The five of them make their own question cards on little pieces of paper, and throw them into the middle. Light looks around.

'Right. Whose turn is it?'

'Misa's.'

Misa jumps up.

'Dare!!'

Light's eyes widen slightly when he reads what's on the piece of paper.

'Allright...Strip yourself against Matsuda.'

Matsuda blushes, and Sayu chirps.

'Gyaaah, do it, Misa!!'

L creeps up behind Light and whispers in his ear. 'Who made this card...?'

'Well, it's Matsu's hand...'

L can't help but smile darkly.

'Look who's a pervert here...'

Misa goes sitting in Matsu's lap and begins to pull up her black and far too short dress, Matsu's face almost against her boobs. She pulls it out, and begins to strip off her bra when Light pulls her away.

'Sorry, but this is far too much for Sayu. Keep it fashionable, okay?'

Misa pulls a whining face.

'Waah, Light, you ruined it...I was about to give Matsu nosebleeds!!'

Light snorts.

'Hmpf...I hope the next one is less revealing...Sayu, your turn.'

'Truth!!'

'Allright...Who in this room would you like to share a bed with?'

'Misa!!'

Light turns pale.

'? Misa?'

'Yes!! We'll gossip about with who we'd like to do it, all night long!!'

The color in Light's face turns back.

'Pfou...'

'And that would be Ryu-chan!!'

Light and L both fall silent. '...Ow.'

'Sayu, he's ten years older than you!!'

Sayu pulls a complaining face at her older brother.

'He's seven years older than YOU!!'

'But officially I am an adult, and by looking at his behavior, body and face you should conclude that he's actually an 18-year-old boy who just claims to be 25. We don't know anything about his I.D. and all, isn't it?'

L soothes Light's locks.

'What are you trying to say, Light?'

Light blushes.

'You are mine.'

L smiles with well-acted and maybe true arrogance when he turns away from Light.

'Right. And it's your turn now, so I will ask you. Light, Truth or Dare?'

Light blinks.

'Truth.'

'Allright...Answer...all...Matsuda's questions about your sex life?!'

Matsuda jumps up.

'Oh, right!! First: What is it like when you both have sex?!'

L smiles the same arrogant smile, with a dark edge.

'Like sex with Light has to be. Hot, great, steaming, boiling, electric hot. Do you want us to show?'

'Yeah, great!!'

Light shakes his head.

'Well, sad for you, but we won't. We can tell you...'

'No, Light, I think it's a fun idea to give Matsuda an impression of what our sex is like.'

'What do you mea- Hmpf!!'

L presses his lips against Light's and almost eats him, in front of everyone's eyes.

'Gyaaah!! They're kissing!!'

They fall down on Sayu's carpet, Light pushed on his back and crushed under L and his bones pointing out here and there, and both stick their tongue out into each other's mouth, slightly moaning.

'Hmf... Ahm...'

'Oh, Light...'

'Ooh!! They're making out!!'

L licks Light's lips and slides lower, over his chin and neck, still visibly and almost obscene. For the shocked faces.

'Ah, Ryu-'

'Light, you taste oh-so great...'

'He's licking him!!'

'Wow, sure this is hot...' Matsuda represses the urge to grab himself and just masturbate on the sight. But suddenly, L pulls away and sit up, as if nothing has happened.

'Allright, enough.'

Poor Light, panting, blushing and still lying on the floor, traces of cooling saliva in his neck.

'R-Ryu!! Not fair, you did it again!!'

'Have I ever played fair?'

'No...'

Matsuda smiles maniacally.

'I have more questions!! And you have to answer all my questions!!'

L rolls his eyes.

'Allright, the other questions...'

'Who of you gets an orgasm first when you are doing it?!'

Before Light can complain, L opens his mouth and reveals it all.

'Usually it's Light. Since he's uke and all...Oh, and he's bad at keeping control on himself.'

'Hey, it was my question, Ryu!! But okay, it's true...Try not to have an orgasm with Ryuzaki riding you up, licking you, and with his hands on your body. It won't work, definitely.'

Matsuda blushes.

'That sounds so hot...Ryu, are you sure you don't want to do me too...?'

'Yes, unfortunately for you, I won't.'

Matsuda throws a hurt look in L's way.

'You sure do have guts, calling it unfortunate not to be taken by you...'

'Too bad for you, I sure do have guts. Get some more yourself, maybe Misa wants to do you.'

Misa chirps.

'Oh, Misa won't mind...Will Matsu mind to go with Misa? We are together...'

'A-a-a-alright...Misa...? When will we...?'

Light giggled.

'Woosh, Matsuda has guts too, asking "when"...'

'Who's next? Ryuzaki.'

'Dare.'

'Right…Go downstairs, and…kiss Light's Mum…on her mouth?'

L's eyes widen, and his face gets paler, strange, since he already has wide eyes and a pale skin. But it can always get worse…

L blinks. 'No, you must be kidding.'

Light shrugs, feeling sorry for L. 'No, it stands here…'

The poor boy can only sit and stare, thinking about the consequences this action would probably have.

L stands up and walks to the door.

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It's just then that the adults and senior downstairs where just chatting about L. He tries not to cover his face when Sachiko calls him 'cute boy', blushes and giggles. He takes a deep breath and walks forward, totally aware of the fact that he's only wearing a tight shirt and shorts showing half his upper legs, and showing the shape of his butt.

'Let it be clear that I only do this because of a stupid Truth-Or-Dare-game.'

He steps forward and presses a quick kiss on Sachiko's…He can't find a word for it that doesn't make it scarier. And, how could it be different, Sachiko begins to drool and stares at the ceiling, as if she died a very exciting death.

'Ryuzaki, Oh, Ryuzaki, how could I be this blessed, how could it be that you set up a Truth-Or-Dare-game, just and only for me…You really are smarter than smart smart smart…I love you, Oh, I love you, your lips are heaven, so soft, sweet and delicate…Come in my arms, look at me, we can be together, Ryuzaki, we'll live together, die together, I can hear the bells ring in my ears…And I'm sure you do the same, by times. The wedding bells. And you'll carry me all through flower fields, our devilish son behind us, but we'll destroy him and his evil powers, together…'

L leaves her alone, and wipes his lips with the back of his hand.

'Come, everyone. We're done here.'

The rest follows. Suddenly, only Sachiko, Soichiro and Watari are left. They look at each other.

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'Who's next?'

They're back in the room, and L still unconsciously wipes his lips. Ugh. He couldn't ban the look on Light's Mum's face out of his head. But, his turn was over.

'Matsu!!'

'Matsuda. Truth or Dare?'

'Truth!!'

'Tell Misa what you think about her.'

'Uhm...Misa?'

'Yessss'

'I think you are sexy...'

'Thank you, Matsu!!'

Light smiles at L.

'Matsuda, this is still Truth Or Dare...'

'...But I'm afraid the gay side of me is more attracted to Light and Ryuzaki...'

Matsuda takes a pillow and hides his face behind it.

'Matsu, that also goes for me!! But in my case it's just hetero!!'

Matsuda looks up from behind his pillow and blinks.

She knows the meaning of that word...?

'Misa, I'm so glad you understand...'

Misa giggles and blushes.

'Let's creep between the sheets together, Matsu...'

Light takes L and Sayu by their hands and drags them to the door.

'Let's go out, with Misa and Matsu having a good time...'

Sayu dances around, and looks at Misa and Matsuda, Misa sitting on top of him, waiting for him to do something. Matsuda can only stare at the bulges of fat pressing his lower face.

'Gyaaah, I will sleep in Mum and Dad's room!!'

'Let's drag your mattress, pillows and sheets there, Sayu.'

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Light and L take Sayu's mattress, ignoring Misa looking slightly disturbed over them (or the fact that Matsuda was still only staring at her boobs), and pull it to the door of Soichiro and Sachiko's room. Light opens the door.

'Sayu, you really don't mind to sleep in a room with- ?!'

L stares into the room of Light's parents, and Light follows his gaze.

'Oh. My. God.'

'This is uncomfortable.'

Light shakes his head.

'No way.'

'Impossible.'

'This-'

'Can't-'

'Be-'

'Happening...'

Gawk. Eyes rolling out of their heads. Sayu follows them, and gasps in delight of seeing something funny, in her eyes. Light and L only shake their heads in the same rhythm. L mumbles.

'No…This isn't true…'

'You're right, this must be a nightmare...'

'It could be a bad joke taken too far…

'Maybe it's just a very bad movie.'

'Played on a very large high-quality screen?'

'No…'

Light vaguely notices his little sister stare into their parents' room.

'Sayu...Turn around and go to my room. Right. Now.'

'Hihihi...I already saw it!! Baaaad-'

'Sayu-go-to-my-room-right-now!!'

'Naaah...you're no fun, bro...'

'From all Dad's doings, this is the last one I ever wanted to know anything about.'

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A/N: Hahaha, SHORT!! If not, I'd reveal Soichiro's secret!! I think it's mostly clear for everyone, but okay…Have fun!!!:D And thank Rocker Goth for your brilliant suggestion:D The rest of you who didn't review: Shame on you, Hahaha!! I wanna see reviews!! This probably isn't the chap for ask for them, but…Yeah!!! Just do so!! *lame expression* Oh, well…