A/N: Soichiro's secret!! Everybody who's not surprised…Sorry^^ You're a very smart reader, and I appreciate thatXD Everyone who is surprised…Got yaXD However, I am satisfied with you being horrifiedXD Oh, I have a gothic-Hello Kitty-poster!! YAY3

12. Socks

Parents.

Butler.

Old cellulite legs.

Tangled up.

An odd, sweaty smell.

Horrible sounds.

Unlikely positions.

Clothes that belong to younger persons around.

Soichiro, Sachiko and Watari are having the time of their life...Wearing Light, L and Misa's clothes.

Soichiro is wearing Light's tie, Light's socks and a pink skirt Light used to wear when he was very, very little and didn't know skirts were girlie...It's tearing into shreds now, after being a memory of a young virgin boy not knowing where babies come from.

Sachiko is wearing far too tight, striped socks that make her cellulite legs swell over the edge of them, and a far too tight bra that obviously belongs to Misa. She's even wearing pigtails.

Watari is wearing jeans that always effectively hide L's long, white and almost too skinny legs, but now it's hanging around Watari's ankles and reveals varicose veins, cellulite and white-haired legs. A white, bloody and long-sleeved shirt is lying on the floor, together with Light's school uniform and black Calvin Klein-boxer, Misa's dress and now ripped red string, and plain white boxers that obviously belong to L.

Light slowly shakes his head while he watches his own parents having trio sex with his lover's butler.

'No. No, no, no, NO way.'

The three adults don't notice the two boys staring at them in disbelief. And the sounds they shock the poor boys even furtherer with.

'...Oh, Light...'

'Misa...'

'Ryuzaki...'

L's eye twitches when hearing his fake name from a red-painted mouth he doesn't want to hear it from. He can't but muttering an '...Eww...'. Light joins in.

'Can you call this 'gay'?'

'The ultimate proof that it's better to die young.'

Soichiro looks up from Watari's back.

'...?'

Two pairs of eyes are now staring at him.

'WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?!'

Light tries not to sound too horrified when he speaks.

'We are shocked. I never-ever expected something like THIS.'

'Get out you two!!'

'Right, right...'

They close the door.

Walk away from it.

Stand still in the middle of the corridor.

Look at each other.

So that was Soichiro's secret. He probably had an affair with Watari. He told Sachiko about it, and they decided a roleplay as Light, L and Misa. Because they find them sexy. And secretly dream of being or doing them.

Soichiro had been trying not to be turned on by Light or L, that's why he didn't like seeing them together…He was ashamed of the fact that he actually liked it, and of course, whoever wants to see his or her child doing things like that…? But being turned on by it must've made it even worse…

'Light...Do you feel the same way as I do?'

Light closes his eyes and feels like he just swallowed a basket ball.

'Definitely. Let's throw up.'

They go to the toilet, looking sick and feeling poisoned. But as soon as they stand in front of the toilet, neither of them can throw up anymore. They're too sick.

'Ryuzaki...I can't...'

'You too...?'

'Yes. What do we do now?'

'Better look after Sayu.'

Both close their eyes for a second when they hear the sounds from THAT door continue, alongside with the similar sounds from Sayu's room. They enter Light's room.

'Sayu?'

'Liiiight, Ryuzakiiii!!'

L and Light both stare at her in shock.

'You aren't...Shocked?'

'Nooo, this is funny!!'

'No. Sayu, this is not funny...'

'Let's check out Matsu and Misa!!'

'You can do that. We'll stay here.'

'Allright!!'

They sit there, staring at each other, wondering if they'll ever have sexual appetite again...After half a minute, Sayu runs in again with a red face.

'Yeeey, Matsu will finally get what he wants!!'

Light blinks.

'Matsu lost his virginity?'

'My eyes have lost all their color...'

'This was traumatizing. How can we empty our head again, ever?'

'...'

'...'

'...'

Light breaks the silence with a soft cough.

'...We could read the Cosmopolitan and the Private...'

'...Do you think that will work...?'

Sayu jumps up.

'Yeeey, I'll get them for you guys!!'

Sayu runs down and comes upstairs again, carrying a lot of women/gossip magazines. L takes one.

'Thanks, Sayu.'

'...'

'...Did you know you can only use red lipstick when your teeth are perfectly white?'

'...No. But it's logical...'

'...'

'...'

'Damn!! It won't work...'

'So this is what your Dad was trying to hide...'

'He'd been planning this all the time?'

'And Watari?'

'My Mum was obviously acting like you were taking her instead of Watari...'

'Your Dad was acting like he were me...'

L shudders.

'Yeah, he was screwing up Watari, who pretended to be me.'

'I can't believe old people still do things like that. I mean, I knew my parents did...things, but this is horrible...'

'And I never wanted to think about Watari in that way...A bit hard when I saw him and Roger together when I was a child, but...I repressed it...And now it all comes back...'

'All the memories...They all turn back...'

Sayu claps happily.

'Gyaaah, you guys are fun!!'

'Sayu...'

'This is not funny...'

'Maybe you two should laugh about it!! If you really were geniuses, you should be able to think that it's not that bad, it's funny, and it's human!! Even Matsu does it, right?'

L blinks.

Light blinks.

It's quiet for a few seconds.

'Sayu Yagami...'

'My sister...Is a genius...'

'So...We should laugh about it, right?'

Slowly, starting almost inaudible but getting louder, L and Light find back their ability to laugh.

'Actually it's quite funny. They were wearing our clothes...'

'My white shirt with blood on it, heh heh...'

Light tilts his head to the right.

'Ah, I can understand it, too...Who doesn't want to be like we are?'

'Who doesn't want to be young, energetic, healthy, sexy-looking and able to eat anything you want without gaining weight?'

'...That only goes for you, Ryuzaki.'

'Fine. But they have to watch how sexy we are, all day long, realizing that they'll never be like us again...'

'If they have ever been like this...'

'Saw the socks and bra your Mum was wearing?'

'Yeah, reminds you of the fact that Misa may be dumb, but not ugly.'

'Actually, she's quite funny.'

'And Matsuda may be dumb, but...'

'...His chicken brain entertains us all day long. We can laugh with him, right?'

'Haha, it's funny...'

Light and L laugh. Laugh. Great. It isn't that bad…

'Gyaaah, now you get it!!'

'Hahaha...Oh, god, Dad will have to buy me a new boxer...'

'I want new jeans.'

'And Misa's ripped string, haha...'

L looks from Sayu to Light.

'Shall we go to the mall, soon?'

Light looks up and nods.

'Next week? With Misa, Matsuda and Sayu.'

'Gyaaah!! What?! What?! We'll go to the mall!! Yeeey!!'

L smiles.

'Sayu, I have something to discuss with Light. Will you leave now, please?'

'Gyaaah, you won't discuss anything!! You are going to do the same as everyone!!'

'No. We are different...'

'We won't wear tight socks.'

'Do I ever wear socks?'

Light giggles. Sayu jumps up and takes the magazines in her arms.

'Gyaah, I'm gonna look after Misa and Matsu!!'

'Will they be so happy about that?'

Light shrugs.

'It's still Sayu's room...'

'Heh, heh...'

'Finally...'

'Now it's our turn.'

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Sayu walks down the corridor to listen to all the doors. First, the one of her brother. Ryuzaki and Bro are chatting, she hears…About…'It's their turn'? Gyaah, they're going to do it too!! Sayu smiles. She's so happy for Bro that he finally found someone for himself, a love. He'd always looked so lonely, Sayu found. But now, he looks so happy, and Ryuzaki is so cute and nice!! As smart and pretty as Light. And so special, exactly how Light's boyfriend should be to keep Light on earth, Sayu found. Sweeeet…

Second, the door of her parents. They're still busy...? Such strange sounds, baaad…Funny!!! She should actually tape them, to listen to them later, and maybe have that cute guy in her class make a remix of it…Would Ryuzaki or Matsu be good with a computer...? Light is too, but he wouldn't want to do it, Sayu knows…

Last, her own room. Misa and Matsu are making funny sounds too, but…Misa sounds like critiquing Matsu...? Nooo, poor Matsu!! Sayu opens the door and jumps in, to find Misa and Matsu together in her bed, Misa telling Matsu what he should do better next time…

'Matsu, Misaaaaa!!! How are you?!'

Poor Matsu is saved.

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And finally, after a long time of waiting, longing, then being horrified and recovered, Light and L sit down in Light's room, on the bed. L sits in his usual way with his knees pulled up, but with his legs crossed and his ass disappearing in Light's sheets. Like...How normal people sit with their knees pulled up. Light sits the same, his head resting on his knees, watching L. He realizes the door of the room is still open. He walks to the corridor to check Sayu's door, where little complaining sounds come from, and locks their own door. L watches Light closing the door.

'Your sister is lovely, isn't she?'

'Yeah. She loves everybody around her...'

Light sits back and pulls up his knees again, with L still watching him.

'Light?'

'Hm?'

'How long can we not touch each other, do you think?'

'What do you mean?'

'The first one who touches the other will be uke.'

Light blinks.

'What?'

'The first one who touches the other will be uke...'

'Oh...But we haven't really touched all day long!!'

'Not true...This morning we woke up in each other's arms, after that we held hands when going downstairs, later we sat close to each other in the car, when arrived we came here and kissed upstairs, later we did the same in the closet, in the bathroom we shared a bath towel and we've been making out in the shower, in your Mum and Dad's room, you almost screwed me when we were changing clothes, we kissed during the Truth Or Dare-game, and we've been holding, touching and hugging all through the day, every time only the two of us were alone.'

'You really remember everything we do, isn't it?'

L smiles happily and at the same time seductive. Cute.

'Yes. I enjoy it.'

Light narrows his eyes.

I wonder...Right now it looks like I'm going to be uke, with this challenge I still have a chance of winning...It seems like he'd like to touch me too...Well, I have nothing to lose but this challenge.\


Light jumps onto his knees, now sitting in quite the same way as L does.

'I'll take it!!'

'The challenge?'

'If I touch you first, you can be seme. If you can't resist to touch me first, you'll be uke!!'

L smiles. He hadn't expected anything else.

'Right. Ready-'

'Come on, Ryu…'

'Set-'

'No, we already started…'

'-Go.'

'Whatever…'

Within seconds, it's quiet. There are still moans to be heard from the outside of the room, but Light and L both ignore them and concentrate on each other, staring in each other's eyes.

'...'

'...'

I'm not surprised you took the challenge, but still...I don't think you can win, Light...Damn, you are sexy, but you think the same about me...

He's mean. But he finds me sexy. Maybe it won't be too hard...Maybe...There's a small chance...No!! I can't think like that, I will win!! But I want to touch him...No!! Think about Mum and Dad!! Mum and Dad!! Oh no, they're disappearing, his eyes are so deep dark and his skin is soft…

Light decides to change tactics.

'Well, are you getting aroused already?'

'A bit. What about you?'

'Less than you!!'

'How come?'

'I remember you said something about thinking about Dad, Mum or Watari when my brain starts to flush. It works, after what I saw just then and hear now.'

'Not nice, Light. You are ruining the game. Like that, I can last even longer than you. Think about now.'

He's tricking me again...He's probably just thinking about them himself!! I know he has more self-control than I have, but...

…?

He said "now". Now? The two of us alone, here...How long I've been waiting for this...Not only today. As long as I know him, I want to take him right here, in my own room, my own bed. And now he's sitting here, looking at me with those eyes...lips...legs...everything...Damnit, Light, focus!! He's trying to trick you!! Keep your mind... ..eyes... …body... …hands... … …touch... ...Ryuzaki... … …

On the other side, L notices Light's face getting red and his gaze roaming over L's body, but his naturally stubborn and competitive look still visible.

Well, well, Light, are you planning to win this competition? You know you can't win...But you are stubborn. I like that, it makes you sexy. As soon as you can't keep your hands off me anymore, I'll hold you, stroke your skin, blow your ear, bite your delicious skin, lick your lips , taste your sweet tongue and kiss your neck, suck your stomach, feel your hands in my hair, hearing you moan and breath heavily until you can't hold it back anymore and beg me to fuck you and-

Suddenly, Light's eyes turn soft and hesitating.

'Ryu?'

L blinks.

'What is it, Light?'

'Do you think this is fair for one of us?'

'What do you mean?'

'Why can't we just do it? This shouldn't be a competition, but something we both really like, right?'

L smiles seductively, his eyes showing the lust that pools around in his body.

'Don't you like a little competition, Light?'

'Yes, I do, but now I don't want to compete you. I'm not only your rival, you know, I'm also your lover who loves to make love with you, and also loves YOU.'

L smiles when he sees the stubborn look on Light's face. So. Sweet. Boy, L wants to eat him, lick him and suck, bite and squeeze-

'I love making love with you, Light. And I love you too. But I also like competition, like you, waiting makes everything more intense and it's a fine way to decide who's going to be seme.'

Light begins to pout.

'Well...It's true that you ALWAYS force me to be uke, and now you give me a chance to be seme, but you know just as good as me that you are more controlled, and that that makes you seme, in this competition and ALWAYS. So it's not fair. I only want you!'

'You think I don't want you very bad? Wrong, Light. I like to be seme and you really enjoy being uke, also because you have masochistic whims, and I never really force you...And if you want me that bad, why don't you just touch me right now?'

'It's so mean...I accepted this competition, and-'

L moves closer to Light's ear and whispers, his hot breath tickling the skin of Light's ear: 'You don't always have to win the game...What about a tie?'

Light pulls away from L, his eyes filled with distrust.

'A tie?'

'We kiss each other, no one touched the other one before the other did him. Get? Oh, and I'll still be seme, of course.'

Hearing that, Light stands up and moves away from the bed in less than a second, looking at L angrily.

'Ryuzaki, now stop with all that who-will-be-seme-talk!! Let's just do it, okay?'

L blinks once. Ryuzaki? No Ryu? Light must be serious…L begins to regret his actions slightly. He only wanted to make things interesting…He considers everything again. No, actually he likes a tie too…Maybe Light's idea isn't that bad. Though he's not one to give in, but…It's true, Light means more to him than a bet. If both give in, both lost, but then they actually both win each other…? And Light would end on the bottom anyways.

'Well then, kiss me, Light.'

Light stares at L. No playful smile. No 'hah-we'll-see-who'll-complain-about-being-uke'- look. Just L, looking at Light with asking, charcoal black eyes. Light first hesitates. L… L may be a big liar, his eyes somehow always tell the truth. To Light, however…To most of the other people he must be a mystery. But now, they look genuine. No, he means this…Light begins to smile and sits back on his bed again, turning himself to L.

'You bet I will.'

Both move closer and closer and look at each other for a second, enjoying the tension before what will be a long time uninterrupted physical contact...

And lock their lips in a kiss.

Both close their eyes when the familiar touch of the other's lips presses on their owns. Light moves closer to L to press his lips a bit tighter against L's, giving them sweet kisses and feel them kiss back.

'...'

... ...Ryuzaki...

Yeah, now we are both happy, aren't we? Aww, your kisses are so sweet, Light, I could eat them...Well, why not, actually?

L softly blows Light's lower lip. Light shudders in response and moves his hands to the sides of L's face to stroke his cheekbones with his thumbs. L parts his lips ever so slightly, takes Light's lower lip between them and softly sucks on it until it gets plump. Light parts his lips too, letting L lick his lips and the tip of his tongue, tasting them.

....Sweet…

Light also peeks out his tongue and moves it over L's lips and tongue. He slides it between those now pink lips and feels around, enjoying the sweet taste of L's mouth, his sharp teeth and the delicious sugary but masculine smell of L's skin. He pushes his tongue deeper into L's mouth, making L's thoughts blur slightly.

'M-mmh...'

Light...In the end, you always succeed in blowing my mind.

L lifts his arms and pulls Light closer with his right arm around his waist. His left hand goes through Light's soft but thick hair, twirls it around his fingers, sooths it and softly tugs. He slides his fingers lower, to Light's neck, and slowly goes through Light's hair in opposite direction, from his neck to the top of his head. Light shudders again and gasps softly. L takes advantage of Light's gasp by pushing his tongue deeper, teasing his boyfriend by drawing a circle on his tongue and playing Hide-And-Seek with it.

'Hmmm...'

L pulls his tongue out to whisper Light's name against his lips.

'Light...'

Said boy gives a soft lick and pulls his head away so he can look at L. His eyes are half-closed, his face is slightly pink and so are his lips. The trail of saliva over his chin makes it perfect.

If only Mum could see him like this…

L looks back at Light, his perfect features, his gorgeous caramel eyes L is thankful to have them looking at him in this perfect, aroused way, and his cheeks, who apparently reddened during their kiss. He smiles a cute, genuine smile at L, what makes him smile too. L goes with his hand through Light's hair again, making the younger boy shudder again.

'You look so sweet, Light...'

'You taste sweet too.'

'Like what, if I may ask?'

'Sugar. A bit like chocolate, maybe.'

'Well, I just ate chocolate cookies while playing Truth Or Dare...Maybe it wasn't such a good idea, now I can't really taste if you taste like that too.'

'I don't think I do, since you were the only one to eat them, and I can taste it in your mouth.'

'Nice?'

Light smiles with another blush.

'Very, very nice...'

'Continue?'

'Continue.'

And of course, they lock their lips again in another delicious kiss. This time it's harsher. L grabs the sides of Light's face, forcing his jaws to open and his lips to allow L's tongue to play around again. Light does the same, and both begin to pant slightly, and feel their faces heating up. They softly suck each other's tongue and lips, tease each other and fight for dominance. Both begin to make soft sounds under their breath, enjoying and not wanting to break the kiss to get some air. Until they can't hold it any longer and release each other to pant and breath in heavily.

'G-god…' L lies his forehead against Light's while panting and gasping for air, and closes his eyes. Light wipes away a trail of saliva on his own face and licks away the warm fluid on L's chin. After that, L slowly strokes Light's lower lip, still holding one arm around Light's waist. How lucky he is, having such a beautiful and skilled boyfriend…With those deliciously pink, wet and soft lips, only for him.

'Better than strawberry cake…'

Light, who knows L pretty good now, still shines when he hears this. And yes, he hears it more often, but looking at how L loves strawberry cake…It's such a big compliment.

'Really? You are not.'

'…?'

'You are far better, right?'

The seductive smirk that follows, almost makes L rip off Light's clothes. Oh god, he's so sexy. L grabs Light's shoulders and practically attacks Light's lips, biting them and pulling at them with his sharp teeth. Light moans a soft 'M-ammh-' when he feels teeth digging into the soft flesh, almost causing it to bleed. This hurts. Light tries to pull back.

'Ryu…'

L pulls back and suddenly notices the damage he caused, staring at the red marks in the sensitive flesh. Aww...

'It's your fault…being so damn sexy.'

'I thought the great L had such a great self-control. Not when it comes to sweets, you addict, but with me…?'

'What, do I have to be controlled all the time?'

'No…'

Light licks his own lips for a second, doesn't taste any blood and decides not to pay too much attention to it. What's with their kisses today…? They'd been interrupted too many times, now they're used to it and interrupt theirselves…

'Let's not talk too much, Ryu.'

L smiles and closes his eyes again long before his lips touch Light's again. They touch and their tongues meet, slowly pacing and heating up. L sighs. Perfect Light…Heat pools in his stomach, filling him with more desire. More Light. He loves…So much…

'Mm-mh…'

Light feels his heart beat faster. Yes…More…He feels the air radiating with L's desire, making his own even stronger. If only they could remain there for so much longer…L feels so familiar, as if he has been with Light as long as this room does. And every time they're making out gets better and better. Becoming boring after a few months doesn't go for Light and L. Getting better does. The room slowly fades away, together with Light's ability to think clear. He moves his hand through L's dark hair, and vaguely remembers Misa calling it fat. She couldn't have been furtherer away from the truth…L's hair is soft, but still strong, obviously opinionated and perfectly accentuates the perfect shape of his face. Light clenches a fist in L's hair, making him wince almost unnoticeable. He tickles the skin behind L's ear with his nails and traces down his neck, and back to his chin. A soft sigh against his lips. The kiss deepening again. Hands holding and stroking shoulders or tracing down a soft neck.

Light loves it.

L loves it.

They love the other one loving it.

Who on earth would think about listening to parents and butlers still going on in the room next door.

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A/N: Yesyes, sugary sweet graphic fluff!! For the loving sweet-tooth…Strange contrast with Soichiro's idiot secret, isn't it? What? That was his secret? Don't be disappointedXD Well, he's going to explain within…two chaps. Cuz next time… Hah, I won't leave it here!! They're still wearing pajamas!!:D Strange thing, btw…Since I had my hair cut short, it causes goose bumps to move my hand through it in the opposite direction as it grows. Very funny, no one notices since it's normal to put a hand in your neck while sitting in class and being bored, and your head rests on your elbow. Try it, it's good for your blood circulation^^ OMG I'm such a health freakXD See you next chap...XD