Interview With The (Random) Author
Alright everybody! Ready for me to annoy Raven? I thought so. So without further ado...
IMPORTANT- To those reading my story, The Ice Princess, I'm working on the second chapter! Do not fear!
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Pentacle- Hey Rae.
Raven- Don't call me that.
Pentacle- Fine. Can I call you Rae-Rae?
Raven- NO.
Pentacle- Raveywavey?
Raven- NO!!! Defintely no!
Pentacle- (sigh) Fine Rae..
Raven- (glare)
Pentacle- ...ven. So, do you like Beast Boy?
Raven- What?
Pentacle- Do you like BB?
Raven- (hesitate) No!
Pentacle- Poo... you two look cute together.... Wait, I'll be right back. (typing in laptop)
Raven- What are you writing?
Pentacle- As suddenly a portal opened up, revealing Raven's emotion, Affection....
Raven- Oh shi-
Pentacle- NO! We're family friendly, right Raven. Oh, here's the portal.
Affection- (stepping out of portal) Hey guys!
Pentacle- Hey.
Raven- (groans)
Pentacle- Now I'll just do a simple test...
Pentacle- Beast Boy.
Affection- WHERE!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Raven- I hate you.
Pentacle- NO!!! YOU'RE LIKE, MY FAVORITE PERSON ON TEEN TITANS AND THE MY FAVORITE PERSON TO ANNOY!!!!
Raven- Um... thanks. I think.
Pentacle- Your welcome. But you almost lost Best to Annoy to Robin. (evil look)
Affection- Um... guys? What about me?
Pentacle- (pushes Affection back in portal)
Whitecoats- WE FOUND HER! GUYS, THAT CRAZY GIRL'S OVER HERE!!!
Raven- Who are they?
Pentacle- My friends from the Wacky-Shack. But they're mean and try to poke me with needles full of sleeping potion.
Raven- 0.o Your crazy.
Pentacle- Yeah, that's what Robin told me. Then the....
Nun #1- WITCH!!!! (throws bible at Pentacle)
Pentacle- Yeah, they showed up.... (mumbles)
Raven- Um... 0.0
Nun #2- LOOK! SHE'S GOT AN PARTENER! WITH PURPLE HAIR!!!
Nun #1- Get 'em! (chases defensless Pentacle and Raven)
Pentacle- Wait! That text is wrong! I'm not defensless! (throws old fish at nuns) BWAHAHA!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!
Raven- Are you on crack?!
Pentacle- No...
Raven- (relieved sigh)
Pentacle- Just weed. XD
Raven- (anime sweatdrop)
Pentacle- Well, that's all the time we have. Come back next time.
Raven- And please review.
Pentacle- AND GIVE ME A MACHINE GUN!!!
Raven- O.o Please don't....
Pentacle- (tries to drop sign on Raven but misses)
Pentacle- Stupid piece of junk... (pushes Raven into sign) close enough....
Raven- (gets up with four red eyes)
Pentacle- AUGH! WHITECOATS NUNS! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, that was it. Next time... CYBORG!!!! Booyah! Review! I need weapons to defend myself from the nuns... and whitecoats... and Raven... Crap. I have too many enemies!