Interview With The (Random) Author

Hello all my faithful readers and reviewers! Ready for the next chapter of this whacked out story?

YOU IS NOT!!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE INTENSITY THAT IS MY RANDOMNESS!!!

I'm kidding. Continue... if you dare!

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Pentacle- Cy, my man, wassup?

Cyborg- Um.. hi. (scooting away)

Pentacle- Why are you scooting away? I haven't DONE anything... yet.

Cyborg- Last chapter, you made Raven run out of the room screaming. Anyone who can do that is dangerous.

Pentacle- Oh yeah, well MY FRIENDS ARE RANDOMER THAN YOURS! SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!

Cyborg- What?

Pentacle- Do you like anybody in this show? (interested)

Cyborg- Uh....

Pentacle- Who is it? Is it Jinx? Bumble Bee? Beast Boy?

Cyborg- No, no, and DEFINITELY NOT!

Pentacle- Than whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? (starts humming songs by 'The Who')

Cyborg- My car.

Pentacle- Whoa, crack pairing much? (starts biting the chair she is sitting in)

Cyborg- What are you doing?

Pentacle- Biting my way to the center of this chair!

Cyborg- But why? (freaked out)

Pentacle- It's where the evil bunny tyrant is hiding the Sacred Bean of Ube!!!!

Cyborg- 0.o Your-

Pentacle- NO! Don't say the 'C' word! The Whitecoats and Nuns will show up!!!!

Cyborg- Wait a minute. You mean those old ladies that were chasing Raven?

Pentacle- Yep. Hey, so what's your problem with tofu?

Cyborg- It's nasty, it's squishy, and it ain't meat!

Pentacle- Meat is nasty!

Cyborg- (gasp) You're... a...

Pentacle- YES! I am a VEGETARIAN!!! BWA HAHA!!!

Cyborg- (squeal) You're insane!

Pentacle- Oh no! You said a trigger word!

Whitecoats- (with large needle of knock out drugs) THERE SHE IS!

Pentacle- Crap...

Cyborg- Um... BACK OFF I GOTTA CANNON!!!

Nun #1- There she is! The witch!

Pentacle- Oh c'mon! (throws tantrum and is hit by eggs)

Pentacle- Well, that's all the time we have. See you next time on... (presses button)

Cyborg- (sign falls on him but breaks)

Cyborg- ....

Pentacle- ... Crap. Signs are expensive...

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So you likey? Next up be ma' man Beast Boy!