I still do not own -Man. My sister just wanted to be added in a fanfic so I added her in. Hope this chapter is not crappy. Enjoy

The Black Order Auction

I'm-crazy-about-anime is reading the latest D. Gray-Man Chapter when Komui runs in. "I'm-crazy-about-anime! How much money was betted on my sweet, sweet Lenalee?!" Then the earl runs in and smashs the door onto Komui.

"How much did we raise?" The earl asked but I'm-crazy-about-anime didn't hear him or was trying not listen to him since she reading. Then her sister came in screaming.

"Can you believe that the person that Kanda had been talking about is a guy named Alam Karma?!" Then she went out of the room and I'm-crazy-about-anime turned around in her chair.

"Yeah, I can't believe it... And here I thought it was a girl..." I'm-crazy-about-anime said to herself, then she turn to Komui (who was slowly picking himself off the ground and now had a thicket of blood coming from his nose) and the earl, "Oh, and to answer your question earlier, that's for me to know and you guys to find out at the studio." Then she notices the earl was wearing a top hat with hearts on it, "Earl, you look fat w-"

"I'm not fat!"

"Yeah, yeah... And I'm stupid." Then her sister pops her head out of the doorway and says "YES you are!"

"Shut it, sis! Or else you won't get to bet on Kanda!"

"Awwwwwwww, two words. YOU. SUCK."

"Muahahahah, hm, maybe I shouldn't do that again. I think that makes me look like a retard."

"Yes, you shouldn't do that!" Komui, the earl, and I'm-crazy-about-anime's sister yelled at I'm-crazy-about-anime. I'm-crazy-about-anime then stood up and walked out the door but not before asking her sister.

"Do you want to be the host today, sis?"

"Why?"

"I don't feel myself today."

"Do I still get to bet on Kanda?"

"Do whatever you like, but you have to say somethings that are important other than who gets Lenalee for how much. Got that, sis?"

"Yeah, I got it. But don't boss me around sis."

"Says the person who has a fanfiction account but doesn't do anything with it and wants to be in a fanfic."

"Does anyone in here have a fanfiction account and doesn't do anything with it?"

Some random people then popped their head into the door (some opened the window) and all yelled out "OH, OH, OH, WE DO!"

"Yeah, yeah... Let's go to the studio..." *mumble mumble* "Stalkers"

At the studio and five minutes before showtime

I'm-crazy-about-anime is telling her sister what to say while the earl is (for some reason) sleeping in a room and Komui is clinging onto poor little Lenalee for dear life.

"Sis, are you sure you remember everything I just said?" I'm-crazy-about-anime asking her sister.

"Yep, I'm sure!" In co-host's mind What did she say again? Who cares, at least I'll be able to bet on Kanda.

"Alright, I trust you." Then the earl walked into the room (when did he wake up?!) and said that the auction was going to start.

Backstage

I'm-crazy-about-anime's sister is bouncing up and down, waiting for the auction to start while I'm-crazy-about-anime is watching her with an absent look. Then when the auction started, the hyper- active co-host skipped/danced onto the stage. "Hiya everyone, I'm I'm-crazy-about-anime's twin sister and I'll be your host for today!" Some people start whispering about where is I'm-crazy-about-anime. "Yes! I'm the host today because I killed my little sister!" The co-host said with an evil laugh "From now on! I'am taking over this auction!" *Thunder and lighting in the background* "MUAHAHAHAHAHA cough HAHAHAHA cough Ahem." In the background, "Ah! Found it!" is heard. After 5 minutes of awkward silence, the other host came out with a baseball bat and a club that both weighed 100000000 lbs. I'm-crazy-about-anime's sister looks at her with a shocked look on her face. Where did she get that monsterous strength from?! And she then sweat-dropped.

The host then called out "You. Have. Two. Seconds. To. Choose. Between. A. Club. Sandwich. Or. A. Bat. Sandwich."

"OH! OH! I WANT A CLUB SANDWICH CUZ I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A BAT SANDWICH TASTES LIKE OR WHAT IT IS!" Said the as ever hyper-active CO-host. The host then admitted a dark aura. Walked over to her sister. AND... Started beating the living dead out of her sister. After finishing, the real host walked over to the centre of the stage and cheerfully said "Sorry but my sister is no longer available. So... I shall now continue the auction? Sigh, please note don't place infinity amounts please. Only fixed amounts of money will now be accepted." Am I missing anything? Guess not. "Now! The results for LENALEE!" Flooding of the stage starts, cause: Komui's tears "Sigh, sadly, nobody placed bets on Lenalee." Komui then had to be taken away by two tall buff scary dudes since he was scaring the guests. "Next time when my older sister turns back to normal, I'll or we'll be doing Cross and Lavi. Please note, all the money in the world is not a fixed amount of money as well. You can bet and own more than one person. As well you bet in advance but then there will be too much more work for me. Well... that concludes the auction for now! Sayonnara! Oh wait, now I remember! You can only bet once per item! Oh, and you still have ten days to vote on Cross and Lavi!"

Ah, 2 lazy 2 type correctly gonna chat. K now 4 reviews.

Evillive369: yea but u probably want 2 wait 2 c there r gonna b others wanting 2 bet on tyki. So u can make higher bets than others.

Raven: yes, u r counted in this as well.

XxSkyexBluexX: thx I hope this ch is funny as well. Think i'll b updating every week.

Bloodiedangle: ya sure u don't wanna make higher bets? as i have mentioned, all the money in the world is not fixed amount, plz make new bet.