BlondeBetch - Rosalie
VolvosWillPrevail – Edward
BlusheswithVampires – Bella
LetsGetSomeShoes – Alice
Emo-tion – Jasper
Dr. SparklePire – Carlisle
MomsHaveMoreThanEyesBehind – Esme
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OMG! OMG! Oops, I mean OME! OME! OMFE! So me and Edward were all like 'hey babay' and we were about to like totally get it on, but CARLISLE walked in! He was like 'oh um… urm eh sorry?' and left I was like 'whatever you bastard! You're a vampire and you totally heard us!' then I was like 'oh jeebus! The whole house could hear us. *Hangs head in shame*' and Edward's like 'Bella I am so sorry but I am going to go all bitchy on your arse and be responsible. We cannot get it on until we are married even if Emmet harasses us for our sex life.' And I was like 'damn.'
COMMENTS
BlondeBetch: Try to seduce him while we're all out hunting. Or just drag him to that cute little meadow of yours and be like 'bam!'. Works every time.
BlondeBetch gives two kudos points to BlusheswithVampires's blog.
Emo-tion: Yeah besides we were too busy trying NOT to hear Rosalie and Emmet to even know that's what you were doing. Ten times worse. Mostly because they actually used the chocolate sauce.
BlusheswithVampires: *sigh* Edward just made me an ice cream sundae. *Sob* I'm gonna get FAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Emo-tion: Jeeze Bella, you're driving me crazy. Last night I was crazy turned on, this morning I was crazy rejected, and now I'm having the peculiar feeling that I have manboobs. Do you mind slowing the emotion train?
DieGrizzlyDie!: Tehe. Manboobs.
Emo-tion: Oh, shut up!
BlusheswithVampires: I'm sorry Jasper.
Emo-tion: AND NOW GUILT! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Dr. SparklePire: *clears throat* I'm sorry Bella. I was actually coming to ask Edward to put on one of his freakishly loud CDs on his freakishly loud stereo system.
Emo-tion: EMBARRASSMENT! OVERWHELMING EMBARRASSMENT!
Dr. SparklePire: And furthermore, you know that Esme and I have absolutely no policy on sex considering that's pretty much how we all spend every moment of our free time in this house, and so I'm very sorry to hear you're block-headed boyfriend is soooo 1900s.
Emo-tion: And clearly Edward just walked in because now I'm feeling well… uh… *crosses legs conveniently to hide something*
LetsGetSomeShoes: I could help with that!
Emo-tion: See you in five?
LetsGetSomeShoes: Try two.
DieGrizzlyDie!: This is weird. Normally I'm the one talking about that kind of stuff.
BlondeBetch: Well, today I'm actually going shopping so…
DieGrizzlyDie!: Three out of four people dream about having sex in public.
BlondeBetch: Lemme email you the cyber-coffee-shop's address.
Dr. SparklePire: This sucks. I'm at the hospital.
MomsHaveMoreThanEyesBehind: Coat closet?
Dr. SparklePire: Smooooch! Oh yea. BTW I love your screen name. And I know everything that's behind if you know what I mean.
MomsHaveMoreThanEyesBehind: *speeds away in very fast Cullen car* tehe
LetsGetSomeShoes: Bella?
BlusheswithVampires: You're still on? I thought you'd be uh… well you know…
LetsGetSomeShoes: *winks* Thanks for the convenient display of emotions. He is…
LetsGetSomeShoes gives five Kudos points to BlusheswithVampires's blog.
BlusheswithVampires: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
VolvosWillPrevail: Know what love?
BlusheswithVampires: Why are we talking on this? We're in the same room.
VolvosWillPrevail: Because every time you look at me you blush uncontrollably for reasons unknown to myself.
BlusheswithVampires: *blush*
VolvosWillPrevail: See what I mean?
BlusheswithVampires: I just want to know why you are a briefs kind of guy. I pegged you as boxers.
VolvosWillPrevail: Gah! *Blush* uh… sorry about that love… I just… I was… in my room… and I… forgot to… get… redressed?
BlusheswithVampires: That's really creepy.