A/N: Well, I decided I'd go on with this chapter. Enjoy.

Chapter 2: Xemnas

Sora couldn't believe what he had heard. The words that left her mouth were so shocking to him. He couldn't reply, he had dropped his bag in shear shock of her statement. There was no way this was true. Absolutely no way, he must be dreaming. Yeah, he must be dreaming.

Because there was no way they had a test in second block today.

This was bad. Really bad. Xemnas gave tests that were beyond difficult. He only gave three out a semester, and has a failure rate on those tests of a hundred percent. No one, not even the smartest, straight A kids could pass them.

"Oh man, oh man..." He paced his locker many times, Kairi watching him the whole five steps to the left, 180 degree turn, five steps to the right. "Who did you get this information from?" If he was lucky, perhaps the informant wasn't a reliable source, if that were the case, he'd be saved. In this school, there were very few people you could trust for news. "Maybe someone got it wrong and we're having a test in someone else's class?"

"This came from Roxas, and he was a member of his Xemnas' 'Organization XIII' or whatever you want to call it." She replied, eyes following Sora, but head remaining completely still.

"Well fu-" He coughed, can't say that, the walls seem to have ears here, and cursing is not acceptable in school, "Well da-" He stopped himself again, was his vocabulary so limited to those kinds of words? "Well shi-"

Fortunately for him, Kairi interrupted his limited vocabulary search. "I got it Sora, don't worry about finding the right word."

Sora shook his head, "No, this is now a matter of my pride." He stood triumphantly, but when no words came to him, he slouched over, "Eh, my pride is high enough as is..." She giggled, and he smiled. "But, does anyone know what this test is over?"

"Not really," Sora jumped and fell onto the ground from shock of the voice, and Kairi couldn't contain herself and started laughing at him. "Wow, Sora, I thought you were more collected than that."

Sora looked up and saw Riku grinning and holding his hand out to pick him up off the ground. "I am collected. You just caught me when I was under an unreal amount of stress. Xemnas has a test today, and we know this from a very reliable source."

Riku winced once for his unfortunate friends. "Ouch. I can't say I'm enviable. To either of you two. No one has ever passed his tests, and it's rumored he has-"

All three of them said the same words at the same time, "a one hundred percent failure rate."

Riku's eyes widened in surprise, and his finger pointed between the two of them, "Wow, you guy's know the rumor? I thought for sure you all didn't."

Sora nodded, and added, "Yeah, I'm surprised too. It's not like you told me..." Sora trailed off and began counting on his hands, and when he reached ten, he stood and looked puzzled. He began focusing on them harder than usual, how many has it been now? This has been the second time he hasn't been able to continue on his hands. Curse the limits of his hands, he'd actually have to put forth some brain power. If Sora remembered his math right (which wasn't likely,) this was a... multiplication problem? "Well, you've told us a lot of times." He finished, crossing his arms to pull off a cute pout.

Riku laughed and patted his best friends back. "Careful who you do that around. I can name two girls within eye sight who would kill for you to pout at them."

Sora raised an eyebrow, completely clueless to the eyes that were literally glued on him. "What are you talking about Riku? They're always lookin' at you. Not me." Sora tried to play it off like it was no big deal, and it wasn't him. Something he always did, The PPG, or People Pleaser Gene. Damn thing found its way into Sora since he was born.

He wouldn't be able to say anything else, as the late bell rang. Everyone in their group of friends said their byes, and Sora ran for Xemnas' room. If anything angered that guy more than teaching students, it was students who were late. Sora went down that lane last week, and in all honesty, it wasn't a lane, it was a straight ninety degree drop to hell. Not just the hell everyone goes to, one that was personally crafted just for that person. Xemnas was scary. There was absolutely no way to sugar coat it.

When Sora arrived, he was just on time and in his seat, sitting straight, hands in lap... just like everyone else. They all knew the rules here. Do what Xemnas says, or walk down 'the Lane' that will break you mentally, and possibly physically. Once Xemnas was done with roll call, he began reciting something he had written on paper. "Today class, we will be having one of the few tests I give throughout the year. Yes, that means it was mandatory, or we would be talking more about Kingdom Hearts. So please, come and get a test. Once you're done, turn it in. On the corner of my desk, no closer." Afterwards, Xemnas crumbled the paper and threw it away. The only thing that made Sora wonder is why Xemnas always talked about the Kingdom Hearts when he was an economics teacher.

Nevertheless, Sora didn't let it phase him, and received his test and sat back down. Putting his name down in perfect symmetry, along with everything else. Once that was done, he looked down at the first question of the test, and what he read confused him to no end. The first question, and he was already stumped. The question read:

What color is the sky?

A. Brown

B. Green

C. Magenta

D. Violet

The color of the sky is Blue! Is Xemnas color blind? Sora decided to skip the question and moved on to the next question. This one was no easier. This time, it asked what color was the grass, again, green was not a choice! This is why everyone called the tests impossible. The answers were not one of the choices! Sora sighed and flipped his test over, and wrote down Xemnas on the back of the paper, seeing how many words he could spell out of the teachers name. At first the list was easy, like men, man, and sax. Then, one stood out to him. If you rearranged the letters in his name enough...

It took everything in Sora's willpower to just let one giggle at the name, rather than fall out of his chair to roll on the floor, laughing (ROFL). Sora quickly wrote that word down in capital letters on the back of his test and turned it in. It wasn't like he was going to get an A on the test anyway. Not if the questions continued like the first two. So why fret over it? Everyone was going to fail, anyway. So, he decided he'd spend his time enjoying himself about Xemnas' name. Oh the wondrous thing it spelled. Sora put his head down, and for the remainder of the class, slept. The dream was amazing, it was him and Riku fighting Xemnas with two cool looking weapons. Both shaped like keys. Eventually, they won. It was the coolest fight ever.

When class ended, Sora automatically bolted for the door, being the first to escape the room. Meeting up with Kairi outside, they began walking to their lockers when Sora brought the name into the subject. "Hey, Kairi?" He began, his shoulders shaking at containing the laughter.

"Yes, Sora?"

"Did you know that Xemnas, when the letters are rearranged, spell Mansex?"

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