Chapter 2

Something Scarier Than Horror Movies

(Whoa Oh (Me VS Everyone) FTSK)

Sam's POV


"If you like pina coladas , getting caught in the rain, if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain…" Sang my radio alarm clock. I groaned, hit the off button and sat up. I realized I was still wearing my black skinny jeans and my ruffled purpled shirt from yesterday. Then I looked up at my New Years Eve picture of Carly, Spencer, me, and Freddie. Freddie! I remember he had driven me home last night and helped me up the steps. I laughed when I remembered Freddie's joke about how cute I was, when I was a kid anyway. Then I remembered he had kissed me on the forehead and his lame excuse about "sweet dreams." "Was that really why he kissed me? For "sweet dreams"?" I thought. "He's only my "friend." It probable didn't mean anything. He'd only want to kiss Cary, or Miley Cyrus."

"God! He's so obsessed with brunettes!" I said out loud.

"Who is?" said….Melanie!?!

"What are you doing here?"

"What no "welcome back," or "How are you"?"

I laughed.

"Some kid at school mixed the wrong formula in chemistry and created a toxic gas that started spreading through the school, so we had to evacuate the place."

"When did you get here?"

"Oh, just in time to see Freddie drive away. He's cuter than I remembered he would be."

My stomach started to hurt when I remembered the time Melanie went out with Freddie and even KISSED him! But the whole time he thought it was me playing a joke on him. What a nub.

"Oh." Was my reply.

She eyed me suspiciously.

"You two going out?"

"What!? NO WAY! I'd never date the nub, much less hold his hand!"

"Sooo, he's single?"

"Melanie he's like in love with Carly."

"He doesn't seem to be. He's always looking at someone else."

"Who?"

Before she could answer our mom came in.

"Hey foods on the table. I need to go to work soon so I'll see you two later."

"Kay." We said at the same time.

Mom looked at us then she walked downstairs.

"Hey, why don't we go to Carly's after breakfast." Melanie said.

"Sure."


"No way, tapioca is so much better!" Yelled Melanie.

"No it isn't ! Chocolate is better!" I yelled back.

"Guys! Everyone knows vanilla is the best pudding flavor."

Melanie and me looked at each other and shook our heads. Then we heard a knock on the door.

"You guys okay? I heard yelling." Came Freddie's voice.

We started laughing.

"Come on in Fredward!" I called.

"Sam I told you…uh, I think I'm seeing double. There's two of you!"

I rolled my eyes like it was oblivious.

"Freddie this is Melanie. Remembered? She the one "who sucked" your face."

He looked shocked.

"But..you and hr, and me, and the red dress, uh, um, and the kiss. This is a dream. Someone pinch me." He finally manage to say.

I pinched his arm.

"OW! Sam!"

"What, you told me to pinch you."

"So, you really do have a twin sister?"

"Uh, yeah."

"I knew there was no way you could have said those things with out barfing."

I tried to punch him but my ankle started to hurt and I ended up falling right one top of him instead,

"I see your ankle still hurts." He said, he's face right in front of mine.

"I'm fine." I said getting off of him and sitting up.

"Oh. So you just decided to fall on top of me for no reason?"

"Shut-up Benson."

He rolled his eyes and stood up. He reached out his hand wanting, me to take it. I grabbed it and he helped me up. I glanced at Melanie. She was smirking at me.

"I thought you said you would never hold his hand." She said.

Then I noticed Freddie was still holding my hand. We let go and I tried to look anywhere but at him. I didn't want him to see me blush.

After a while Freddie broke the silence by saying "Hey you guys want to see a movie?"

Which one?" Asked Carly.

"How about Guilty Pleasure? I over heard you and Sam wanted to see it."

I glanced up at Freddie and he smiled at me, which just made me blush more.

"Sounds good to me." Said Melanie.

I knew she would be scared. She hated horror movies. She probable didn't want to be left out so she said it was okay. I quickly smiled at her so Carly and Freddie wouldn't see.


"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" Screamed Melanie when the guy lifted a axe and chopped the five year old's head off. It creeped me out too but I wouldn't show I was scared in front of everyone.

I glanced at Melanie who was next to Freddie, who was to my left and Carly was to my right. Melanie covered her eyes when the guy took a nife and started to cut his arm open because he thought he didn't deserve to live anymore. She grab Freddie's arm and closed her eyes when the guy started to cut deeper. Freddie put his arm a round her while she basicallyhug him. I was ready to puke, and oddly it wasn't because of the movie.

I stood up and started to walk out of the theater when Carly asked, "Where are you going?"

"This movie is kind of making me sick so I'm going home. I'll see you guys later." I said starting to walk faster down the dark ale.


I ran home holding back tears that I didn'tknow why I wanted cry. As soon as I got home I sunk to the floor and started to scream. I yelled many things. For example, "Freddie, you stuipid ****!" Or "Why am I even crying?!" Or even "I hate you Carly! I hate you Melanie! I hate you Miley Cyrus!" And I even screamed "Freddie when I wanted you to stop liking brunettes I didn't mean I wanted to to start liking my sister!"

"Why am I even crying over him? " I thought. "It's not like I like him. Well...I can't believe it, but I think, I think, I'm in love with Fredward Benson! Great, just great. I can read the headlines now. "SAM FALLS FOR NERD". It doesn't matter anyway because it likes brunettes and girly girls. But I won't give him up that easily, even to my best friend or my sister. I swore I'd never do this again, but desperate times call for desperate measures. It's time to make myself, ugh, more girly."


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