Drive

this one is AU

Ulquiorra rubbed at his temples, trying to stave off a headache. The heat of frustration built behind his eyes, but he didn't let it show on his face. He was already having a bad day, and now that bastard who simply wouldn't leave him alone was making it worse. He knew he never should have come here to this club.

He glanced behind him at the dance floor, and of course, that guy was making his way towards him. He searched for options, and found on in the shape of the blue haired man sitting right beside him. He tapped the man on the shoulder, crushing their lips together. Blue eyes widened into comical shock. "Wanna take me to my apartment?"

"Um...okay...?" he figured the man he'd just picked up thought he was drunk, or was truly interested in sex tonight. Really, he was just a means of protection from the creepy guy who, now that they were together, seemed disinterested. Ulquiorra, at moments like these, loved his quick thinking.

He immediately dropped the pretense when he got in the other's car. "Having a bad day?" the man asked. Ulquiorra looked at him, then turned back to the window.

"Shut up and drive."

Owari