Summary: This chapter is about how Vincent copes with listening to immature family guy jokes every day (hahahaha), and lots of other crap. Yuffie is kind of childish in this story so ya... very short compared to my other ones.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything
My gaze went from Yuffie to the guy named Peter. An annoying idiot who I wasn't sure WHY his wife would even love him. Yuffie had no care in the world, she sat in Tifa's lap when Tifa insisted the cushions be put back on the couch. Which Yuffie told her she could but it would come with a price. And after Tifa neatly sat down Yuffie launched herself into Tifa's lap which left Cloud laughing. Tifa gave her a hard glare but didn't move her. Yuffie just shoveled more of the chocolate "poop" into her mouth. Which I really told Cid was NOT a good idea to give her.
Tifa shifted under Yuffie and rolled her eyes. Yuffie laughed at the TV. Peter, got his lip stuck on a tree. I winced, I would not like to feel a woman's pain....
Cloud sat in the chair, beer in hand. Refusing to let Yuffie taste it. Which she scowled at and completely forgot the matter when her gaze wandered to the TV. I sat on my "throne" as Yuffie called it. Apparently my bandana was a crown and my cloak was a King robe. So using the bedazzling tools that Marlene and Shelke gave her she bedazzled it. And made it more king like.
" Yuffie why don't you go take a shower. I remember clearly this morning that you were throwing mud in the air in search of Atlantis." Tifa said smiling. Yes that was actually pretty funny. We saw a commercial about Atlantis and Yuffie was on the job. Except we only had mud around so she went scuba diving in it. And wanted Tifa to join her so she threw some at Cloud and Tifa.
Yuffie grumbled before sliding off of Tifa and slumping and sighing into the bathroom. She did one more big sigh so we could hear from down the hall and went inside. She closed the door loudly and opened it before closing it again. She wanted to make sure we knew she didn't want to take one. Cloud smirked and drank another gulp of the beer in hand.
The shower started along with very loud banging and sighing. Tifa couldn't help but laugh and Cloud smiled. She REALLY did NOT like talking a shower. Finally after ten minutes, the banging and sighing stopped.
And as if right on cue, Reeve and Shelke piled into my living room. They talked with Cloud and Tifa as if I wasn't there. Actually, I really wasn't there. I was thinking about the deep question of What if Yuffie never woke up? It cursed me every day, sure she was still the same but it kind of seemed like she was hollow without her memories.
" So Vincent how have you been?" Shelke asked me putting down her cup of coffee. She smacked her lips, getting the coffee taste off. I shrugged, same as ever. Well, taking care of Yuffie was like getting hit by a train three times a day but other than that same.
" Good." I muttered, she grinned. Except it was an evil grin. I rolled my eyes and returned to staring at the TV. Peter was really disgusting. And kind of stupid. Thinking he was a girl... how disgusting. Although I had to admit I like the child. His behavior is entertaining.
After half an hour I became entranced with the TV. The family I realized were very disorganized. The mother, was always trying to teach them good things even though it didn't really help and she did bad stuff anyway. Peter...no words for him or his son. The girl...no words either. The baby was very...smart. And odd.
I shook off my thoughts of the show and sighed. It was 2 in the afternoon now. She was in the shower LONG enough. I already told her the apartment didn't get good hot water a lot. I got up and walked to the bathroom. I banged on the door. And she continued to sing beautifully but louder. I banged louder and she sighed before turning the water off. I returned to my seat and sat down.
I waited for her to come out. Finally the door slowly opened and I dropped my book. Yuffie stood in the hallway helpless. And naked. She covered herself, but not very well. I couldn't help but stare with wonder. I knew she was helpless...didn't know she was THAT helpless.
" Vinnie I need a towel." she whined. Tifa bolted out of her chair and laughed as she wrapped a large towel around Yuffie. She led her to her bedroom and closed the door. Shelke and the others bombarded with laughter. I felt my eyes twitch. I rubbed my temple before going to the kitchen.
Yuffie came from her room fully clothed and sat in Tifa's lap. She stared at the TV even though Reeve's head was in the way. But I figured out she just liked the jokes on it instead of what they do.