Sorru I haven't updated my story in a week but I was having a bit of writers block. I knew what I wanted to happen. I just didn't know how I was going to get to that point.

Also while I was at my grandpa's I met a man who did paintings of spirit animals so I decided to find out which one mine was online. It turned out to be a cat which I hadn't had as a pet for four years. So I decided to sew my own which has been taking up alot of my time. But I managed to leave it in the basement yesterday and my brothers girl friend came over last night so I wasn't able to get it till the evening. So I opened up time for me to write.

Just Like Sesshoumaru

Fainting Spell

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"Fluffy your back!" He had decided to return back to Rin while he contemplated his plan.

He knew some how had to get them together using different means than one normally would for these two wouldn't be a normal couple. A time-displaced miko school girl and an aristocratic assassin demon lord.

He already knew Sesshoumaru's feelings but he hadn't seen him and Kagome interact together long enough to interpret hers. Even though Fluffy was only a dog; he was very adept in deciphering humans feelings towards each other. But to do that he needed to see them interact together. And if he wanted to do good on his threat, he needed it to be soon. Like sometime tonight.

Just like that his opportunity arose.

"Diners ready! I think." Announced Miroku while looking into the pot in contemplation.

The rest of the group had migrated away from the camp fire after the fluffy incident and had basically forgotten about dinner.

*I can get Kagome to bring Sesshoumaru his dinner. I mean he has to eat doesn't he.*

At that moment Songo returned back from her bath though the bushes near Miroku. "What is that smell? It smells like burnt… stew!" She rushed over to the pot to take it off the fire.

Songo peered into the pot in deep sadness as the others walked up behind her.

"What's wrong Songo?" asked Kagome.

"He burnt it." Mumbled Songo in an almost disbelieving voice.

That one statement hit them like a tone of bricks. They immediately all gathered around the pot to look in at their previously delicious looking stew to only see what looked like black sludge.

The burnt smell wafting from the bottom of the pot was so strong it actually managed to knock Inuyasha unconscious. Like that time with the ink master.

Fluffy was very disappointed by this bump in the road caused by Miroku's inferior cooking skills.

* Stupid monk. How is Kagome suppose to bring Sesshoumaru his dinner if its inedible even to my standards?* Fluffy said while peering at the pot from a distance. He was just a simple dog so his senses weren't as heightened as demons but he still couldn't come within a couple feet of it without feeling faint.

Fluffy decided he needed to skip a few steps to get this relationship going before the wolf arrived. He was going to have to put them in a compromising situation together.

*But how?*

Kagome and Songo simultaneously turned their heads to look in Miroku's direction in wonderment.

"How the hell did you even manage to do this?" asked Songo in amazement.

She knew Miroku was probably a bad cook because he had no experience because either her or Kagome always did the cooking. 'But all he had to do was stir the stew and know when it looks finished. He didn't even have to put any of the ingredients in. And he still managed to screw it up.'

"Well you see it looked finished a really long time ago but when I went to ask some ones opinion they all seemed really busy. Like you went for a bath and when I tried to ask Inuyasha and Kagomes they just ignored me." Miroku looked thoughtful.

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(flash back from Miroku's point of view)

"Hey guys. Do you think you can come look at the stew. It looks finished but I'm not sure." Miroku walked up behind the pair thinking he had been heard because of how much Inuyasha's ears were moving; to only receive no response to his question because they were deep in their own conversation.

"What are you trying to do?" Kagome asked Inuyasha.

"I'm trying to listen in on what they are saying. But all I can hear is a hole bunch of growling." Kagomes expression turned from wonder to frustration.

"Hey guys?!" Miroku raised his voice higher and started to wave his arms around to get their attention only to freeze in his movement at Kagomes angry response to Inuyasha's answer.

"That's because you can't understand them. To understand them you would have to learn how to speak dog. Which is why I need you to not screw up tomorrow." Kagome yelled at Inuyasha causing Miroku to rethink asking Kagome when she was in one of these moods.

The moods when she could turn her angry wrath from Inuyasha to you in a second if you made any sudden movements or sounds in her immediate vicinity.

"Oh, right. Forgot bout that." Miroku heard Inuyasha say while he was sneaking away. Trying not to gain Kagomes attention in anyway.

***

"See why I didn't ask." He looked back and forth between his two female companion faces.

From Kagomes thoughtful face. "So that's what that annoying buzzing sound was."

To Songo's annoyed face. "Why didn't you just take it off the fire or something? What are you a big baby who needs to ask before he does anything." Songo grabbed Miroku by the front of his robes.

"I would have sat Inuyasha but I didn't think he should those anymore brain cells than he has already or he might not be able to function." Kagome said sarcastically while watching their confrontation.

She looked over to the unconscious hanyou only to see Shippo poking him with a stick.

"Shippo stop doing that its wrong when he's defenseless."

"But what's wrong with him? I haven't seen him this out of it since the ink incident of 149_." Shippo asked while still poking Inuyasha in the head.

"Miroku's cooking." Kagome pointed in the direction of the inconspicuous cooking pot by the fighting duo.

"Come on. I'm sure it's not that bad." Shippo said while he started to climb over the lip of the pot to peer in at its contents.

"Shippo wait it might…" But it was to late. Before Kagome could even finish her sentence what she feared would happen, happened. "… knock …you …unconscious."

Shippo had fallen to the foot of the pot with swirly eyes.

"Oh no, Shippo." Fluffy managed to grab the back of the worried Rin's kimono and stop her from getting anywhere near to the questionably toxic substance.

***

Sesshoumaru was still by his tree during this fiasco. Blocking out all sound and smell while he tried to relax. But one sound got through.

At Rin's worried voice, Sesshoumaru finally decided that he should check up on the situation the rest of the pack had gotten themselves into. But the closer her got to the group the smellier it became.

Because he was a full dog demon his nose was very, very sensitive to smells. It has been said that dog demons have the strongest sense of smell of all the demons. He even had to cover his nose with his Kimono.

It was almost unbearable to him by the time he had reached the camp fire.

"What's going on here? And why's my brother and the fox kit unconscious?" Came Sesshoumaru's usually strong voice that was muffled by his kimono. He nudged Inuyasha in the side with his foot to see if he would awaken. Every member of the camp who was still conscious stopped what they were doing to look at him.

Fluffy also managed to let go of Rin in his moment of brilliance.

'I can use the sludge to knock Sesshoumaru unconscious. I just need to get him to remove his kimono from his nose.'

Before any of the group members could explain about the properties of the black sludge and how it came to be. Fluffy had grabbed onto the bottom of the sleeve Sesshoumaru was using to protect his delicate nose from the horrid smell.

But Sesshoumaru wasn't going to give in without a fight. He knew that if his nose was exposed he would most likely be knocked unconscious and he really didn't want to faint in front of her.

'' What are you doing? You stupid dog. Stop! '' Sesshoumaru attempted to knock Fluffy away. But Fluffy showed no signs of stopping and just began to tug harder. He growled at Fluffy threateningly.

Just when it looked like Sesshoumaru was going to win the battle against Fluffy; he lost the war when he stumbled over his brothers legs giving Fluffy the oppotunity to pull his kimono away from his nose.

It hardly took more than a couple of seconds before Sesshoumaru's eyes rolled into the back of his head and he fell in line on the ground beside his brother unconcious.

No one could say a word they were so in shock by the previous series of events until Songo burst out her statement.

They all looked on in shock. Until Songo busted out her statement.

"We should really bag this stuff. Miroku might have invented a new method of demon slaying. Its lethal to a demons sense of smell."

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