I made a few changes to the names, so if this is confusing, read the first one.
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors or the names of the cats.
Warriors of the Lake Press
This is Feathersnake here along with Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, Feathertail, and Runningstorm. Here is Hollyleaf for your latest news! Onestar dies nine times from a pack of dogs on the moors. Tawnypelt's kits join ThunderClan to be with their uncle. Here is Jayfeather with your weather report. Hi! Today is very rainy and cloudy. Expect a storm to come! Here is Feathertail with your sports. Hi, the Lake Olympics are done! The ultimate winner is… Lionblaze! Good Job! And here is Runningstorm with the comedy section! Hi! Why did the turkey cross the road? He was being chased, and he wanted to be with the chicken!!! And that concludes this issue. Chao!
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