Disclaimer: I do not own either the Harry Potter or the Twilight series. If I did, then everybody would be dead (haha).

Savagely, Edward growled. "Cut that out! Why are you here and what are you doing?"

The two strangers turned. "You need some real anger management, Muggle." The green one sneered. "What do you think you're doing?"

"This is OUR house! You're in Cullen's private property in Forks, Washington!" Edward bellowed.

"Scum," the green-skinned one jeered. "Do you really think that I'm just going to let you go, just like that?"

Just then, two more of the strangers burst in. "Stupefy!" they shouted, one pointing their wand at Green Skin, the other at Jasper. Immediately, two bolts of red light streamed out, knocking Green Skin and Jasper flat. Enraged, Edward ran toward the taller male, with red hair and freckles. "NO! RON! Impedimenta!" the other stranger, a brown-haired female, shrieked, pointing her stick at Edward.

Edward ducked out of the way, and hurtled toward both of them, knocking them of their feet. "There," he said grimly, getting back onto his feet. Them he realized that the other stranger, Harry Potter, was still standing, and was pointing his stick at him…

Then there was a grunt, and Harry was lifted up, and thrown down. Emmett stood behind him, grinning with pleasure. "I thought I owed him something," he grinned.

Edward turned, and looked at his family. Jasper was still on the ground, apparently unconscious. Carlisle was kneeling next to him, being "the doctor." Alice was prodding the figures on the floor with her toe, with Emmett kicking the figures around, trailing after her. Rosalie was sitting on the couch examining her nails. And Bella was just standing in the middle of the room, watching the Cullens. He walked over to her.

"I'm sorry, Bella sweetie," he said. "It won't happen all the time."

"That's fine," she replied, looking up. "You don't have to apologize.

In the background, Rosalie sniggered, and Emmett groaned, "Spare us the soppy moment, will you?" Then Bella shrieked, jumping up onto the couch and pointing at the Harry person. "He moved! He moved!"

Then she was knocked flat with a blast of that same red light. Snarling, Edward and Emmett charged at him again, but he shouted, "Protego!" and they were rammed into an invisible barrier. Edward heard him think, "Now they can't touch me. I never knew that Muggles would do that. My uncle might."

"Damn your stupid uncle!" Edward roared, aiming for Harry again. But once again, he was stopped by the invisible barrier. If only the idiots hadn't knocked Jasper out, he thought angrily. Wonder what they did, since no amount of physical force can knock us out. Then the person lowered his wand, and pointed it at him. But he didn't get any further than that. For Emmett had sprung on top of the wizard, apparently over the barrier, and knocked him out again.

Hurrying over to Bella, he knelt down and shook her. Apparently, whatever had hit her wasn't as strong as what hit Jasper, so she opened her eyes.

"Wh-what happened?" she asked, confused.

Emmett answered instead of Edward. "We're going to ship four lunatics of to the asylum!" he cackled madly.

So what do you think? Do you want the wizards or vampires to win? Please R&R!!