Tawny strutted down the carpeted hall heading towards Rotti's office.
His studded platform boots made deep imprints in the rich carpet, which the maid believed he did on purpose. They never did like him after they caught him trying on their uniforms.
He came to a stop in front of the doors leading into the office, and paused for a moment to formulate a game plan. The wheels began to turn.
Hm…what facts do I have against Rotti?
He dug into his jacket pocket, and pulled out a crumpled piece of scrap paper. He unfolded it, his familiar writing greeting him as he smoothed out the wrinkles. He didn't use the paper often, but he kept it near just in case he needed it.
From years of working for Mr. Largo, he had managed to gather certain tidbits of information and wrote them on a small paper titled 'Fat Man Facts'.
He went down the list, making a mental checklist in his head. If he could make Rotti uncomfortable, then he could get whatever his flamboyant heart desired, and he knew exactly what he was after.
"1. Homophobe." He began. "…Check!" 2. Hates chest hair."
He unbuttoned the top three buttons from his shirt, letting curly, dark hair peek through the makeshift V neck.
"Checkeroo! Hm… 3. Has asthma."
He grinned, pulling a cigarette out of the same magical pocket. He held it delicately between his lips as he out a silver lighter with the words 'will yaoi for yaoi' engraved on it. With skill, he flicked it open and lit the cigarette at the same time. He dropped it back into the pocket and scanned the list again.
"4. Has an irrational fear of internet memes."
He smirked as he took a puff of his cigarette. This was going to be too easy.
NOTE
Pardon the short chapter and the break. Life got hard in the non-innuendo way. I'm trying to finish it, but I had a brain blast in math class so here's the result of me not taking notes!
~Aquaflame68