A/N: So… It's been a while. To be precise, it's been four months. A lot has happened. Mainly (things that relate to Twilight), I watched the movie, started two more fanfiction stories (does that count?), didn't update for a LONG TIME, took the SAT, and lastly… plotted to burn a Twilight poster. HA!!

Basically, now I hate Twilight and most of the characters (except for the Voltaire, especially Jane and Alec. They RULE!!!) so my future posted chapters might not be up to my usual standards.

Also, I had several reviews saying that "the vampires should just knock the wizards out and win" or "the wizards should just knock out the vampires out and win." Personally, I couldn't care less. The wizards have magic; the vampires have brute strength. Neither of them have brains (LOL!!). If you don't like the fact that it's extremely hard to win for any side, then GET OUT. Got it? Thank you.

And I just realized that technically, the Cullens were outside when Edward rushed to the window and swore. Therefore, that means that by looking inside the window, Edward was actually looking back into the house! Oh crap. Sorry if that bothered anyone. . Now, I can continue with the story.

WARNING: EXTREME OOC IN THIS CHAPTER!!

The bulldozer continued toward the house, flattening everything in its path. Bella screamed in fear, and rushed blindly toward the nearest standing thing that could offer shelter: namely, Edward. Unfortunately, in her fear, she ran straight INTO Edward instead of behind him. Of course, seeing that Edward was brick-hard to a mere human, she got knocked over pretty badly. The obstacle, being unaffected by the impact, immediately bent down to try and help his girlfriend up. Behind them, Emmett sniggered.

Still the bulldozer continued, gaining momentum as it rushed in the general direction of the Cullen house. About here, Edward began to lose his mind.

"You freaking IDIOT! Our house is already demolished good enough, thanks! We don't need some other lunatic to destroy it even further! Stop…moving…toward…our…stupid…freaky…house…AAARRRRGGGHH!!" This outburst was punctuated by a brutal growl, which was about when the lunatic through himself at the bulldozer in a futile attempt to stop the giant.

"Poor, poor Edward," Esme sighed, shaking her head. "I always thought that e would be the first one to go crazy."

In the meantime, Bella had been staring at Edward. "My brave prince," she crooned. "You can defeat the bulldozer…come on,"

Alice stared at her. "I think the craziness virus is catching," she whispered to Jasper, who shook his head in disbelief.

"Young mortals," he agreed, before the two of them raced off, apparently desperate to not catch the so-called craziness virus. The vampires who were left weren't so fortunate, though.

A/N: I'm SO SORRY for the shortness of this chapter; my well ran dry. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *sobs* Anyways, I decided to add in something else to make up for the extreme shortness of this chapter.

If I had to sum up the movie/book in a few sentences, it would be as followed:

Girl sees a supposedly sexy vampire guy (he looks more like a jelly doughnut to me. If you want to ask why, PM me or ask me in a review.)

Girl falls in love.

Some evil person starts killing people.

Guy finally accepts the fact that girl is stalking him, and somehow falls in love with girl.

Guy's family, guy, and girl meet up with evil person.

Evil person tries to kill girl.

Guy saves girl.

Happily ever after. (New Moon is even worse.)