KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Jack, "Ianto. Who's idea was this?"
Ianto, "Well, Jack. I don't think it was anyone's idea to get tangled up in a washing line but I must point out that YOU ran through it and I merely followed. So, I'm blaming you."
Jack, "WHAT! Owen told us to cut through the backyards!"
Ianto, "True Sir, but! Owen didn't run into a washing up line, nor did he get his lover caught up in it too. You did that yourself Sir."
BACK AT THE HUB, LATER ON!
CAREFUL! MYFANWY'S COMING!! HIDE THE CHOCOLATE!
Gavaudin Depressed says:
*throws the chocolate onto Owen's back*
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
*squirts barbecue sauce onto Owen's head* 'MYFANWY! DINNER!'
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Owen, "AHHHHH!!! Get that leather bird away from me! NOW!"
*Runs off to cells, hides in one next to Janet and locks the door*
Ianto, "Good girl Myfanwy. Now, you've got to catch him next time!"
Jack, "Ianto! Stop trying to feed Owen to Myfanwy! You'll give her indigestion!"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Owen; "Oh, shut up Jack! Do you really think you'll give her an easy transit? You'd kill her!"
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Jack, "On second thoughts, Ianto. Unlock the cell and lead Myfanwy down to greet Owen, please"
Ianto, "Right away Sir." *Coaxes Myfanwy over towards cells with Belgian chocolate*
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Owen; DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, TEA-BOY!
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "Owen. I'm going to tell you one more time. I make COFFEE, not TEA! Get that right and I might disobey a direct order from my superior"
Jack, "You'll be punished if you disobey a direct order Ianto."
Ianto, "I'm counting on it Sir" *raises eyebrow and smirks, then continues to lead Myfanwy down to the cells* "Come on Myfanwy. Owen's dinner tonight!"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Owen; Oh come on!
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "Patience Owen. It's not easy navigating these tunnels with a giant Pterodon following you."
Jack, "I didn't know you were so enthusiastic to be eaten Owen!"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Owen; Shut it, Harkness! Unlike you, I do NOT get turned on by vorarophilia!
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Jack, "That's a big word for you Owen! Did you have to ask Ianto what it meant?"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Owen; No- I don't think the coffee-servant even KNOWS how many different fetishes there are!
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Jack, "Oh you'd be surprised Owen. Ianto has quite a few-"
Ianto, "JACK! Decaf!"
Jack, "Never mind. Now, how much do you love me Owen?"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Owen; Errr....
Owen; Should I even DARE to answer that?
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "He doesn't mean THAT kind of love you simpleton! He means how far are you willing to go to get out of the Hub alive"
Jack, "It's a simple question Owen. Don't you love me or something?"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Owen; If I say 'yes', do I live?
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Jack, "Maybe. How much do you love Ianto?"
Ianto, "Keep me out of this little conversation please?"
Jack, "No. It's only fair we know how much he loves you as well Yan."
Ianto, "Don't call me Yan, Jack. Or you'll be getting a visit from Myfanwy too."
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Owen; Errm, Jack- I love you a lot. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have that much of a reason to live. Ianto... How much CAN you love a coffee-servant?
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Jack, "How much is 'a lot' Owen?" *voice sounds smutty*
Ianto, "Don't go there Jack, or Decaf will be the least of your worries!"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; "Oooh, is that a threat, Ianto? You know how I get when you threaten me..." *winks in a Jack-like manner*
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "Jack. It's pointless winking when I'm not there in front of you, you know."
Owen, "Jack. I love you enough to not kill you everytime you annoy me. I don't love you enough to do what Tea... Ianto does with you!"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; Fair enough. Come on, Yan- let the kitty go.
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "Fine. Jack, I want to speak to you in your office." *Sends Myfanwy out of tunnel into main Hub, unlocks cell for Owen from Tosh's desk and grabs a towel from the bathroom just off the main Hub." Towels on Gwen's desk Owen. Let yourself out. I wish to speak to Jack. Alone!"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; Ooh! Tough guy!
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "Just remember who makes the coffee around here. And who cleans up everyday. AND who puts up with your limitless libido!"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; This is quite homoerotic, y'know Yan
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Owen, "I'm outta here!" *Runs past Ianto and out of Cog in 10 seconds flat*
Ianto, "Sir. I assure you that after I have changed your coffee to Instant Decaf! There will be nothing homoerotic about this situation." *replies sounding calm but adamant*
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; Okay, Yan- no sex until you switch back from Decaf to the PROPER stuff.
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "I can survive longer without sex than you can without coffee Sir. I assure you of that!"
Ianto, "And just to prove it. Goodnight Sir!" *turns and heads towards cog door, smirking slightly*
"Enjoy your empty bunk tonight Sir."
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; SHIT!
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "Language Sir. It's insulting the English language to swear."
*Cog door rolls open, Ianto stops and looks at Jack for a second* "Goodnight Sir. I may join Owen for a while. After all, he did say he loved me"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; Like yo0u care about the English language, and I don't recall Owen actually SAYING those words!
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "I know what you're doing Sir. You're trying to keep in the Hub for longer so you can lock it down and I won't let you-" *lock-down alarm goes off* "Shit!"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; Had nothing to do with it- I swear!
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "Great!" *combs hand through hair, oblivious to Jack liking his lips* "Now I'm stuck in here for 24 hours! Well, that's fantastic!"
*turns to glare at Jack* "I might as well do something productive for the next 20+ hours"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; Oh how I wonder what it is you will decide to do!
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "I! Will! Go! Down! To! The! Archives!" *looks at Jack pointedly* "And you will NOT follow me looking for sex! You will stay in your office for the next 24 hours until the lock-down is over and THEN, I am taking a day off! Without you chasing after my body!"
*starts walking towards Archives, then stops* "That is, of course, unless you can make it up to me for getting stuck in here"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; Hmm, I wonder what I could do...
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "I'm waiting."
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; *lunges forward, grabs Ianto and tries to kiss him*
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
*Ianto slips free and starts running towards the Archives* "I'm not THAT easy Captain! You're going to have to work for it!"
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; Ooh! Ianto- I love how you're so dominant!
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "Come and catch me Sir, and I'll be yours to use as you wish for the next 24 hours" *smirking, runs into the Archives and dumps comm. on the table. Doubles back until he's at the armoury*
Gavaudin Depressed says:
Jack; *runs after you, laughing*
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
*In armoury. Picks up personal modified stun gun.* "Perfect"*muttered quietly. Heads off to Jack's bunk silently, in Ianto-ninja style*
Gavaudin says:
Jack; What the Hell do you think you're doing with THAT?
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
"Playing the game" *dives at Jack and tries to shock him with it. Misses. Jack grabs me and disarms me. Throws me on the bunk* "I think I just lost"
"It's on it's lowest setting. It wouldn't have killed you, just would've made you buzzy"
Gavaudin says:
Jack; *in that typical Jack way* Ooh, I was buzzy the day we met!
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "That was bad Jack" *tries to get off bunk. Stopped by Jack who grabs a pair of cuffs and cuffs hands behind back and shoves stun gun against chest. Doesn't discharge it*
Gavaudin says:
Jack; Oh, baby- you know I've done worse than that!
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "Like what?"
Gavaudin says:
Jack; When I turned you down the first time- I always felt a little guilty about that.
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "Do you think we could have this discussion without the stun gun and handcuffs? Kinky though it may be, I'm rather uncomfortable here." *squirms a little bit to try and get comfortable*
Gavaudin says:
Jack; Hmm... Okay
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "Thank you" *waits as Jack takes off the cuffs and lets me sit up. Rubs wrists* "Now, you were saying?"
Gavaudin says:
Jack; I always felt guilty about saying no to you when you first asked for a job here
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "Jack. I was someone who you didn't even know. You didn't hand-pick me from hundreds of people. I came to you to try and save the shell of a girl I once loved. You had every right to say no to me. Don't feel bad because I'm glad you never ran me over that night we captured Myfanwy, or I'd be a VERY flat Ianto Jones."
*Reaches out and grabs hold of Jack's hands*
"The main thing is, you DID hire me! You caved in eventually courtesy of my good looks and charm. I've been hanging around with you too long Jack!"
Gavaudin says:
Jack; *cuddles Ianto softly*
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
"And if we're on the concept of bad things we've both done then it's only fair that I contribute."
"I contemplated sleeping with you when we first met. To use sex as a way of getting the job."
*Looks Jack in the eye's and says softly*
"I didn't sleep with you because I didn't want to use you like that. I didn't want to just use it to get a shell in here, I wouldn't have ever have done that to you Jack. Because, when we first met. I felt an instant connection with you and I really didn't want to destroy it."
Gavaudin says:
Jack; *kisses Ianto on the top of the head and whispers* I love you
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "I know you do. And I know I've always loved you Jack." * pulls Jack in for a soft, tender, loving kiss* "Till some form of bad luck separates us I will ALWAYS love you. And if there is an afterlife, then I will continue to love you there as well."
Gavaudin says:
Jack; Yan, when I finally die for good, you will be the first person I go to...
KaSeYKiller, Amenable, Supportive, Emotionless, Yin and yang says:
Ianto, "I'll be waiting."