Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
According to the TV guide in my bathroom, Torchwood starts next week!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
I know 6th of July! Woooo!
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
About time really. You updating FVA anytime soon?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
I know. . Oooh, I'm so excited I'm putting a video on YouTube with my predictions and expectations. And, yes. Hopefully by Tuesday.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
Good good. I'm writing the next chap for EEE. I've kind of neglected that fic. You have realised that I think a lot of fics now include a fair amount of 'beat-up-Ianto'ness? You're beating him up in yours and I'm no better in almost any of the ones I'm doing right now. Poor Ianto.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
I know . I'm making it up to him, though.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
Ditto. I'm making him all cute and cuddly and huggly afterwards. I can't spell.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
It's okay, lol. That's what spell-check is for.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
True. I'm normally a good speller. I'm just sleepy so I'm not really checking my spelling, or grammar ^*
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
I can get Ianto to make you some coffee if you want.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
I tried that. Didn't work. Jack won't let him use the industrial strength coffee for me.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
I'll have a word with him *skips up to Jacks office and knocks on the door*
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
Yes. What do you want Gav? Not more dashing smiles is it?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
Hey Jack. I was wondering if you could let me do something... *blinks innocently*
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
What? *looks at you suspiciously*
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
Well... Kasey's feeling a little tired, and the Decaf stuff you've put her on is just making her feel worse, so I was wondering if I could try mixing some of your coffee with hers.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
Hmmm... It is my coffee isn't it? Should I share? Wonder what it's worth? *grins and raises eyebrow evilly*
*Ianto* JACK! Give her some of your coffee now!
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*still as me* Please Jack. Kace is really down. Her mum grounded her for being so secretive, her brother stole her laptop and this is the only place she can feel alive. She can't feel alive if she's not even awake, can she?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Jack* Well, maybe she should just get some ermm... sleep?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
She's a lot like you and Ianto- she's an insomniac
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Jack, stop being a hypocrite
*Jack* Well, maybe Owen could give her some sleeping pills or something?
*Ianto* Don't work, she's immune to them.
*Jack* Well, could always use a hammer.
*Ianto* Jack. No.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
JACK! I'm not going to use a hammer on my baby sister!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Jack* Oh well.... ermmm... but... you could.... ermm... *Sounds frustrated* FINE! She can have some of my coffee! Okay?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*hugs Jack* Thank you!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Grumbles but is pleased - sort of* Yeah, get going!
*Ianto* That's how you handle Gav and Kasey Jack. You never say no.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
Ianto: They're teenagers- why did you hire them in the first place?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Jack* Well, they kind of... well I... none of your business Ianto! I can hire whoever I want *Sounds defensive and embarrassed*
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*raises eyebrows* Sir, you don't intend to do what I think you intend to do, do you?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Jack* WHAT! NO! GOD! WHAT IS WITH YOU AND OWEN ALWAYS ASSUMING I THINK WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN MY BRAIN!! *throws hands up in the air*
*Kasey comes up into the office, followed by Gav* Hey Ianto, Jack. Thanks for the coffee. I'm kind of awake now. What are you to arguing about anyway?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* I think we've interrupted a foreplay session
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Where on Earth did you two pick up this sort of talk? It's very inappropriate for young ladies.
*As me* Oh come on! We're not in the dark ages.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Define 'lady' Ianto
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* A lady is a sophisticated young woman who is polite and can interact in social events without resorting to the sort of thing Jack does.
*As me* Where's the fun in being a lady. And we're sophisticated, just not so polite.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Ianto, I grew up in Bermondsey. Do you really think there were many social occasions I could have been polite at? Sorry for sounding rude- I don't like people making me feel vulnerable.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me still* Ignore him Gav. They're just be defensive and grumpy. I bet Jack still hasn't told Ianto why he hired us?
*Jack* It's none of Ianto's business why I hired you.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*eyes shoot up* You're kidding! *as me* Jack, he has a right to know.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* I agree with Gav and from the look Ianto's giving you if you don't tell him you might be on water instead of decaf.
*Jack* Fine then. If it'll get you all off my back. *sighs and slumps down in chair*
*As me* Go on Jack or me and Gav will tell and we're excellent with details.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Oh yes!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Maybe you two should tell me. Jack'll take it out of proportion.
*Jack* What! No I won't!
*Ianto* Squirrels.
*Jack* Oh you're not still going on about that!
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Can I tell him? Out of the lot of us, I'm the only one to see him as a father figure.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* I sorta do too, but I think you should. He looks ready to kill me.
*Ianto* You have the floor Gav.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Okay. Ianto- Jack hired us because, well, we're orphans.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* And we kind of saved his life too.
*Ianto* Really?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Yeah- that was a REALLY bad attack on the orphanage. What were those things again? It began with a W.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Weevils.
*Ianto* How many?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Thanks Kace, and about 23. Anyway, one of them got a hold of Jack and started shredding his stomach to pieces.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Kinda gross, but it was alright really. We saved him.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
Me and Kasey saw the Weevil trying to eat him, and Kasey managed to beat the Weevil into the alley behind the orphanage, while I tended to his wounds. And to thank us, Jack returned a couple of days later, and he adopted us.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Yeah, and the fact that we kind of kicked all the other Weevil's asses probably helped on the job application.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as Ianto* Jack... is this true?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Jack* Well... Yes, it is. I was going to tell you, but we've been a bit... busy.
*As me* Go easy on him Ianto. He's been going nuts everytime we leave his sight without any of you with us. He's kind of paranoid. And he's had to deal with a couple of mean bad guys without back up didn't he Gav?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Yeah. Captain Hart is such a bastard.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Yeah. Can't wait to meet him in person. I'll kick his psycho ass into the next dimension!
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me, nervously* You haven't met him yet?
*Jack* Gavvy- you've MET him?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* I don't think so. Why, have you Gav? Tell me Gav.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Erm... Well, I kind of did. Okay, I did
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Gav... *growls*
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
I just didn't tell anyone because then that would just prove Owen right!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* What! You didn't tell us because of OWEN!
*Ianto* What would've proven him right Gav?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Kace, I know what London men are like- I grew up around them. If I told any of you, he would have been blackmailing me for the rest of my life! He said that I'm too gullible, that I trust too many people at once, and that I'm too nice.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* I'm going to kill him. *says it quietly* You're not gullible. And if you weren't nice then you wouldn't be you! You'd be more like me. There's a reason why I'm scary Gav. It's to make sure you're nice.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
Don't think anything happened between me and Hart- I'd rather kill myself than even consent to kiss him! He gave me a weapon, and told me to deliver it to someone in some pub down the road.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
Who.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
Just a guy. I think his name was Lions, Lionel, or something like that. I delivered the weapon, and all of a sudden I was down on the floor, and this guy was strapping something onto me.
I don't know who, but I know that the thing was a bomb. Then I saw Hart looking down at me, laughing, and calling me his 'happy bomb-kidd', and that he was going to use my death to get to Jack.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
Where is it Gav?
*Ianto* Is that why you're always wearing long-sleeved shirts?
*As me* Is it on your arm?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* No- I got rid of the bomb. They made the mistake of not noticing that I'm freakishly strong- THAT'S why I'm always wearing long-sleeved shirts, Ianto- and I overpowered them, tore the bomb of, and recalibrated it so that it would create a wormhole to delay Hart from reaching Jack. Then I got out of there, and went home.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Always knew you could kick some ass when you put you're mind to it! But, I'm still going to kill him. Just... slower this time.
*Ianto* Right. Kasey, you're not allowed to kill or maim anyone. Gav, if this EVER happens again tell us!
*Jack* Yeah. I'm not having you guys dying because Hart's a stupid shit.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* I'm sorry. I just didn't want to fuck anything up. I mean, what with Gwen's pregnancy, Tosh and Owen's wedding coming up, and that weird serum we found, I thought it'd be too much.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Nothing's ever too much when it comes to my sister.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as Jack* Gav, it's never too much with Torchwood. Especially with Hart.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Come to us, even if the worlds about to go boom.
*As me* Yeah, before the world goes boom, not after. Can't do much when you're just dust.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as Jack* Hehe, yeah. And the both of you- remember: I'm the dad, Ianto's the mum, and Hart is just a sick twisted bastard intent on destroying my happiness.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Of course Ianto would be the mom. You're more of a woman than he is! After all you're the 51st century man, who knows whether you're really even a guy! *grins evilly and sounds snippy, guaranteed to annoy Jack*
*Ianto* Are you saying I act like a woman?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Well, maybe it's the way you walk
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Or the way you do packed-lunches for us.
Or the way you get the clothes Jack's going to wear for the day ready for him. And the fact that you do all the womanly stuff in the Hub, like cleaning and cooking and stuff. *smiles innocently*
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as Ianto* Well, somebody has to do those things!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Yeah, true. But, you can see our point can't you? You're like a house-wife who uses a stun gun instead of a rolling pin.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Hehehe, I can actually imagine you in a dress, Ianto, and it's quite a cute picture!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* It'd have to go well with his eye colour and not make him look like he's ill.
*Jack* Okay kids, get going or Ianto won't be able to stop himself from throttling you both.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Maybe a nice tan colour. Not too strong, but just right to go with his skin tone, and it would make his eyes pop!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Yeah! Then he could stay with us, Gwen and Tosh when we have a girls night in! He'd look cute in pink jimjams.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as Ianto* You two had better start running.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Did I say before that he wouldn't kill us? Because if I did, I take it back. How fast can you run Gav?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* I have strong legs, maybe fifteen miles to the second.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Well, I think I'm going to do one better. I'm jacking the closest car and leaving the country!
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Can I join you?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Sure, just get moving! *starts heading towards the door, backing away from an angry Ianto*
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as Jack* Ianto, it's hard to believe that these kids are our daughters, isn't it?
*as me, runs away*
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Definitely Jack.
*As me* WAIT UP! *out of the office and Hub chasing Gav*
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as Jack* Yeah, but I think Gav is more like you.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Really? What about Kasey?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Kasey's more like me- fun-loving and tough. Where Gav didn't tell us about Hart, Kasey definitely would have done, and you didn't tell us about Lisa, so I'm just connecting that incident with Gav's.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* True, but I don't think Gav has any love for Hart. I hid Lisa because I loved her. Gav didn't tell us before she thought we were too busy to notice. I think she's a bit like the pair of us.
She's like me and you. She's certainly got the wits and the cheek.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Yeah, and I'm just thankful she's never going to get my libido.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* I don't know about that Jack. You can... errmmm.... 'rub off' on people.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* What? Imagine a sweet kid like Gav with a libido like mine- she'd shag herself to death within a week!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Well, maybe. What about Kasey though?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Hmm... Kasey's not going to get my libido. She acts all hard and crap, but you can see that she loves us, really.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Yeah, keep telling yourself that when we run out of cookies. She's not very loving when she has no cookies.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* I guessed. Did you remember to refill the cupboard?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Yes I did! But 'someone' *looks pointedly at Jack* ate them and I was on the receiving end of her wrath, as were Tosh, Owen and Gwen.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Not Gav, I notice.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* No, Gav was hiding in the Archives, we were all in the main Hub. And you were out taking down that baby Weevil.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Yeah, but that was an "I'm sorry" present for Kasey. I know how much she loves baby Weevils!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Jack. Do you really think it's a good idea to give Kasey a baby Weevil that will listen to everything she tells it and will do exactly what she does when she's deprived of cookies?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Come on- it was half dead when I gave it to her, and even then it was still putting up the type of fight an adult Weevil would have. Kace probably put it out of its misery.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* You haven't seen the footage from the cells have you?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* What footage?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Walks over to Jack's desk and brings up the video feed from the cells* This footage Jack. Watch how the thing reacts to her when you're gone. *Baby Weevil stops fighting and huggles Kasey*
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Aww, that is so cute!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Yeah, that's what I thought at first. But, think about it Jack. It's a loving friendly Weevil with her and a crazy, blood-thirsty beast with the rest of us. If it thinks we're upsetting her or something we're going to be against a very protective Weevil.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Hm... I can see how that would be a problem. How does it react to Gav?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Well, not that differently. It just didn't huggle her. It did do a weird kind of handshake though.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Well, wolves do greet each other oddly.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* True. Aren't wolves Gavs favourite animals?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Yeah. I'm thinking of getting her a werewolf pup as a pet. What do you think?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Jack. It sounds sweet and thoughtful. But, we really shouldn't give them things that can EAT US! Also, baby Weevil needs it mommy, so it's got to go home.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Okay, I'll send the Weevil home to it's mom, but I'm still considering that werewolf pup. Unlike Weevils, werewolves can be trained to like people.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* I think that you might want to get Kasey something that is easier to handle and people-friendly. How about something that's her favourite animal?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Good idea. And what IS her favourite animal?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* I don't know exactly but I have seen her doing some sketches of Tigers and Lions. So I'm guessing big cats.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* So maybe a cougar?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Something people-friendly Jack. And, maybe it might be easier to get an alien cat-thing that can be trained better than a cougar. Maybe one of the Felinate.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Hmm... or one of the Cat People. You know, the species of the Sisters of Plenitude?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* No, Jack. Pets only. No more alien people.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Fine. How about a kitten?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Too Earthy. If Gav gets a werewolf Kasey should get a Felinate. That way they won't argue over whose pet is best and such.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Yeah, you're right Ianto. How are you always right?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Haven't you heard Sir. I'm brilliant.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack, winks* I know. Why do you think I hired you?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Because you found me appeasing to look at. And I make good coffee.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Yeah, those reasons, and also because I knew you had experience.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* With kids?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* With Torchwood. Anyway, when should we call our girls back to tell them that you're not going to kill them?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* I don't think we need to call them. They've just pulled up in a black merc in the car park. I wonder which one jacked it?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* Kasey. She's the one in the driver's seat.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Yeah, I'm inclined to agree. Quite the criminal isn't she?
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*Jack* That's the whole nature/nurture debate, isn't it? Does she get her sense of adventure from her birth parents, or from hanging around at Torchwood? Etcetera.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Well, we can ask her because she's outside your office.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me, knocks on door* Jack, Ianto, can we come in, please?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Come on in Gav, Kasey. I'm not going to kill you.
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as me* Thanks. Erm, Ianto, me and Kace did some talking, we're sorry if we annoyed you.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Ianto* Thank-you for apologising Gav. Kasey? Surely you can say sorry as well, instead of letting Gav do so for you too.
*As me* I'm... s-s... I'm sorry! I-got-a-bit-carried-away-and-I-just-don't-know-when-to-shut-up-and-be-silent-or-anything! *says it really quickly*
Gavaudin I'm taking 3 people to see My Sister's Keeper. PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE DETAILS. Thnx. says:
*as Ianto* There, now was that so hard?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Right now I'm refraining from saying things that'll make you cry so drop it!
*Jack* Yep. Definitely agree with you Ianto. Like me.
Gavaudin says:
*as me* Sorry to intrude, but what does that mean?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Yeah, what do you mean 'like me'?
Gavaudin says:
*Ianto* We've been talking about you two.
*as me, sarcastically* Oh how did I guess?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Jack* Ianto! Don't say it like that! They're going to kill us now!
*As me* Okay. So you've been talking about us. What did you conclude?
Gavaudin says:
*Ianto* Well, we've been talking a lot about the nature/nurture debate, concluded that you two are a lot like us, based on nurture. Kasey is like Jack, without the libido, and Gav is like me, only my coffee isn't as bitter.
*as me* Does this mean I'm going to inherit that coffee machine of yours when you're dead?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Why do I get the feeling there's more to you're discussion?
Gavaudin says:
*Ianto* Only when you learn how to make coffee the proper way, Gav!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* She can't make coffee, leave her to tea. *grins at Gav*
Gavaudin says:
*as me* That's true- tea's better. It doesn't stink as much as coffee does.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* See! She doesn't deserve the coffee machine! She'd probably turn it into a tea machine!
Gavaudin says:
*As me* You know me so well, Kace.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Jack* Right. Stop arguing over the coffee machine kiddies. Back to something else. Me and Ianto were wondering who jacked the car.
Gavaudin says:
*as me* Kasey
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Jack* Told you. *looks at Ianto*
*As me* So I've jacked a car. They're too easy to get into. Child's play.
Gavaudin says:
*as me* Kasey chose and drove it. I hot-wired it.
*Jack* See, Ianto? Gav has your brains.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Well, we both did.
She got a bit confused between the wires.
Besides, we both jacked a car each, just the merc looked better.
Gavaudin says:
*Jack* Ah well, it doesn't matter. How's the coffee working out for you? So how was your coffee, Kasey?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Well, it was like coffee. Still, wasn't as good as it should've been since Ianto didn't make it.
Gavaudin says:
*as Ianto* Is that a compliment, Kasey?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Most definitely, but don't get used to them.
Gavaudin says:
*Ianto* I wont, but just on a note, it seems like the only one out of all of you, minus Jack, who treats me like a person is Gav.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* What do you mean?
Gavaudin says:
*Ianto* Oh, don't give me that look, Jack! You know what I mean, and I don't want to say it in front of the girls! I mean, Gav compliments me more, she's been talking to me more than the rest of. She even thanks me, where the rest of you don't. Gwen used to, but I knew it wouldn't last as long as it has done with Gav.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* In my defence, I'm not the type of person who thanks people. Besides have you seen the way I treat people? If I give them a single compliment it means I like or respect them. I'm not emotiony like Gav.
Gavaudin says:
*Ianto* Sometimes it's good to have a little emotion, Kace.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Well, the world I've lived in didn't have room for emotion. I'll try if you want me to thank-you for stuff, but if I thank you for everything you do then the thanks just becomes another common occurrence. You know I respect you and you know I'm grateful for everything you do so why should I thank-you for every little thing? It just makes the words thank-you mean less.
Gavaudin says:
*Ianto* Yes, but you haven't been here long enough to judge it like that. What I mean is that there's so much violence and profanity here that even if those words meant less, then they're still highly appreciated. You know I love Jack, Kasey, and I'm sure he knows it. I'm just too much of a coward to tell him.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Yeah, but I can't change how I've lived overnight. I'll try and say thank-you more Ianto. Just don't expect it to sound very sincere for a while. You saw how hard it is for me to apologize or give a compliment.
Gavaudin says:
*as me* And Ianto, I think that you're not as much of a coward as you think you are.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* You've just admitted to loving Jack to us and Jack's still in the room, granted he's being so quiet that we all forgot about him. You're no coward.
Gavaudin says:
*Ianto, scared* What?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Jack is currently sitting at his desk watching us all very intently. You might want to turn to him and tell it to his face what you've just told us.
Gavaudin says:
*Ianto, turns to face Jack* Jack, ERM... *trails off*
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Ianto! You've just told me something that even an ingalatic ruler wouldn't tell me! You can tell Jack what you need to. After all you've just told me that just because we know something we should still say it aloud because we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow. Why don't you listen to your own advice?
Gavaudin says:
*Ianto* Jack... please say something.
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Jack* I... I... Oh God! Ianto! Why are you afraid to tell that?! *gets up and walks over to Ianto*
Gavaudin says:
*Ianto* Because they're the three most important words in the English language!
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*Jack* They're also the three words that I think everytime I see you.
*hugs Ianto* I. Love. You. Not the hardest words to say, but the most important ones right now.
Gavaudin says:
*Ianto, rests head on Jacks shoulder* I love you two *hugs back*
*as me, whispering to you* Kace, what do you say about us getting out of here?
KaSeY: Never Anger A Geek - You'll Regret It! says:
*As me* Yeah. I think we should split and tell the others to take the day off or something. We can cover for them.
*Together Gav and Kasey leave the Hub and call the others, whilst Jack and Ianto profess their love for one another.*