Matt: I don't know. I guess you'd just have to see the image in my head. Do you see the image in my head?
Mello: Yeah, I-I'm getting there, yeah.
*Indistinct mumbling & random laughs*
Matt: Z looks like a donkey. I didn't want K to look like a donkey. You know, Mr. K from Gravitation.
Mello: Yeah.
Matt: He's cool.
Mello: I thought you said you didn't watch it.
*Pause*
Matt: I didn't.
*Another Pause*
Mello: What?
Matt: Nothing.
Mello: Are you recording?
Matt: No. I'm not.
Mello: Then why won't you give me the phone??
Matt: Cause. I like it. It's shiny.
Mello: *Sighs*
Matt: It makes me feel pretty ^_^
Mello: I thought you said you watched Ouran High School Host Club?
Matt: I did…not.
Mello: While ago when we were at the W.M.
Matt: Did I?
Mello: You did…You started talking about an episode.
Matt: Yes….No I didn't.
Mello: Yes, you did! W-when my teeth were…
Matt: OH YEAH!!! About the little blonde kid, Mori.
Mello: Yeah….No…The little blonde kid is Honey.
Matt: How do you know?
*Pause*
Mello: You told me! D-Don't you remember? (Yes, Mello tends to stutter sometimes…)
Matt: I don't think so.
Mello: Apparently you did, because like y-you…
Matt: Hi.
Mello: Matty…
Matt: Yes, Mel-LO.
*Pause…Mello can be heard fighting back laughter in the background*
Mello: Don't make me giggle like a girl.
Matt: Those estrogen pills you took the other day when we were incognito.
Mello: Okay! Near told me that I could take them and they wouldn't…
Matt: OH! You were talking to Near!
Mello: Wait! NO! GRRR!
Matt: You were talking to Near…
Mello: At least I wasn't doing dirty things with him like you were.
Matt: I haven't lately.
Mello: Lately?!?!
Matt: Ever…
Mello: Exactly….That would be like child rape you know? You pedophile.
Matt: Waittt…Isn't he like 18?
Mello: He is?
Matt: Isn't he?
Mello: He is?
Matt: I don't know! Is he?
Mello: What's his number?
Matt: He has a phone?!?!
Mello: Well I could always call Roger.
Matt: WHO THE HECK IS ROGER??!?!
Mello: Gah. You know, you went to Whammy's!! You should know!
Matt: I've been playing video games for the last five years! ….Is that they guy that told us L was dead?
Mello: Yes…
Matt: Oh..
Mello: You weren't actually in the room when he told us…
Matt: No, I mean, he came into like the cafeteria, or whatever the heck we eat in, and told us.
Mello: Yeah…the cafeteria…Whammy's is like a school…
Matt: The lunchroom…
Mello: Which I mean, you didn't do very well in school. I'm surprised you're fucking third, dude.
Matt: Cause I'm awesome ^_^ I would be number one, if I weren't so lazy.
Mello: I believe you…but not about the number one part.
Matt: Number two…
Mello: Exactly….Cause who's better?
Matt: Mello.
Mello: That's right…Who kicks more ass?
Matt: Mello.
Mello: That's right. And who goes through hell just so we can keep up this re-la-tion-shiiiii….
Matt: Mello? O.o
Mello: Damn straight!
Matt: So we can keep up the re-la-ga-ur-uh.
Mello: The "R."
Matt: Awesome…Why does everyone have abbreviated nicknames?
Mello: Because of KIRA!!!
Matt: Oh yeah, I forget that.
Mello: He'll kill us all with our real names!!
Matt: You're so smart, Mello. ^_^
Mello: I HATE Kira.
Matt: Everyone hates Kira, except for Kira.
Mello: Except Misa Misa.
Matt: Misa Misa? Doesn't she love him?
Mello: She does. He killed the person that killed her parents.
Matt: How do you know that?
Mello: Did you not read anything of L's records that he left behind?
Matt: No, no I don't.
Mello: Actually they weren't left behind, because Watari deleted them…AH! Damn….
Matt: Continuity.
Mello: Well Near knows and I had to do things…that I am not proud of…to find them out.
*Silence*
Matt: Yaz…(Apparently Mello had a fling with Yazoo from FFVII….and Matty doesn't like it)
Mello: I told you not to bring him up. I'm sensitive about that….
Matt: And we're running out of time…
Mello: FUCK!!!!!!
Matt: And I was recording that…
oOEndOo