THE ROLEPLAY OF KASEY AND GAV: TARDIS MANIA
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
You do realise your screenname is "Here's some good advie", right?
KaSeY: Here's some good advie - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
Yeah
KaSeY: Here's some good advie - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
I'm an advice agency lol
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
Haha
I'm talking about the spelling 'advie'
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
Better?
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
Sorry- it was bugging me when you were going to change it.
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
Stupid bloody machine!! *kills laptop in fit of rage then realises that she needs laptop to survive... has little cry then puts it back together*
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
Wow, that was quick
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
Well, I'm a technological genius... and I have a TARDIS in the backyard. My mam just gave the Doc a slap for ruining her plants
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
Hahaha
Come over here with him and pick me up?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
I would but the TARDIS has been impounded
The Doc didn't pay the parking fee in the car park in town
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
No it hasn't... wait!
IT'S IN MY GARDEN!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
OH!! ^^ He got it back!! Wooo!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
Right, we're going to come and pick you up, now sis
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
Okay... let me just get myself a suitcase packed *quickly grabs the horribly pink suitcase from on top of wardrobe in room... fills it with clothes, paper, pens and books (and computery stuff)... drags it downstairs... grabs coat, hat, scarf and gloves... stands in yard waiting for TARDIS to appear*
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*TARDIS materialises in front of you* QUICK! GET IN!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*chucks suitcase in TARDIS - it hits Doctor.... runs to TARDIS door and dives through as evil, master/mother comes out of house with laser screwdriver.... TARDIS dematerialises with that funny sound... and we're away* WOOOO!!!!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as the Doctor* Right, now- where are we off to, then?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me, looking DOWN at Doctor* errmmm... nowhere since you're on the floor with my suitcase on top of you.
*heaves suitcase off Doctor*
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*still as the Doctor* Right, right. thanks for heaving it off me. Seriously- where are we going? I've always wanted to see Venice, you know, before the floooding. Oooh! Molto bene! I just had a FANTASTIC idea! Of course I would, I'm a genius!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*looks at Doctor sceptically* I'm not going to say what I'm thinking about that LAST statement but in regards to Venice then yes. It would quite a nice place to go... as long as there isn't ANY RUNNING!!!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as the Doctor* Can't guarantee it. *looks at Gav* Why are you in your pyjamas?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*says off to side*And I'm sort of worried as to what this FANTASTIC idea is..
*as me* Yeah Gav... I at least had the time to throw on some decent, running-for-your-life clothes.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me, to the Doctor* Because this is how YOU picked me up! You didn't give me a second to change!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Yeah... he's quite impatient isn't he?
*as Doctor* Wha- I but- (spluttering indignantly)
*as me* He really should be more considerate.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
I agree
Maybe he should get that suit off, though
He'd look good in jeans
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Back to his pj's... striped, white and blue??
Oh! Jeans... have to be dark blue skinny jeans with a black long-sleeve shirt.
And he'd need a comb.
*as Doctor* What!!? Why?
*as me* Because you hair looks sentient.
*as Doctor* It IS sentient!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* One sec - Doc? Is there somewhere I can change into something a little more... decent?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* oh... (looks as hair with spock-eyebrow)
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
How can HAIR be sentient?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as Doctor* What? Oh yeah! Down the hall, turn right at the end, follow that along, then follow the cylindrical arc to the end of the flaking will and the door on your left.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
Thanks! *goes and changes into black jeans and a black hoodie*
*puts on black Converse trainers*
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
And quite easily. The effects of aftermath radiation from the supernova explosions in the Venturian system can make a person's hair sentient. That's where Medusa comes from.
*as me* Ohh!! I have black sneakers too! *finds black sneakers in suitcase and puts them on* we match!!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Interesting
So, Doc, can I ask you something a little weird?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as Doctor* I suppose... but don't call me Doc
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
Okay, Doctor. Are you a Philosopher?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
Makes me sound old.
A what? A philosopher?
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
Yeah
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
Errmm...
*looks at Kasey who shrugs* ermm...
Could you repeat the question?
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* I realised that the type of guy I like is a Philosopher, and I need to know now so I can justify that won't go pining after you like some pathetic puppy. Really- Gavaudin Bellamy does NOT do the puppy thing.
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as Doctor* Ermm... well *looks at Gav nervously* err.... 'how' should I aswer that exactly? 'Cause if I say I AM a philosopher you'll be pining after me, but if I say I'm NOT a philosopher you'll probably slap me or call me a fake or something... so?
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
I won't. My TOK teacher is a Philosopher, and I really like him
So don't worry, I'm not going to slap you
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Doc. Just explain that you're not really a philosopher because you already know what's going to happen - you know being a Time Lord and all - so you can't really be classed as a philosopher since philosophers sometimes get things wrong... and as you pointed out. You're a genius so you don't.
*as Doctor* Oh. Well... what.. she said... *looks at Kasey then at Gav*
(I've just got to say this... we are COMPLETELY INSANE!!)
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
(I AGREE! HAHAHAHAHA!)
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
(Question: Am I somehow coming across as being Doctor-like with my responses??)
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
(Yeah, somewhat)
*as Doctor* RIGHT! Allons-y! Venice?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
(Oh... nice to know... I think )
*as me* Yeah... Venice... woo...
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as Doctor* Why so appathetic?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
SOUND OF TARDIS TIME TRAVEL..... AND PEOPLE GETTING THROWN AROUND IN THE TARDIS
*as me* I'm quite a sarcastic person Doc. It's nothing personal.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as Doctor* Right, and stop calling me 'DOC'!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Why... it's not as if you're really a twenty-odd year old!
You're like 900 hundred or something!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
927, thank you very much!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* So what... I took off a few years... you should be happy I did!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as Doctor* HA! I'm going to like you. *looks at Gav* Right, Miss Bellamy. Why aren't you talking more? And why did you ask if I was a Philosopher?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* I'm pretty certain she's already answered you, you al' coot!
*as Doctor* Oh...
*as me* Gav... I can't understand sign language.... talk yourself!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Okay Doctor... well, the thing is I really like my TOK teacher, and he's a Philosopher, and you get the rest. In answer to your first question, I'm not much of a talker - I tend to be an opinionated bitch.
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as TARDIS* DON'T SWEAR INSIDE OF ME!!! IT TURNS MY WALLS BLUE!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*to TARDIS* Your walls are already blue! And, sorry
Besides, 'bitch' is an Anthropological term anyway, so it doesn't really count as much of a profanity
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as TARDIS* NOT ALL OF THEM!! AND I SHOULD THINK SO!
AND THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!!!!!
*as Doctor* TARDIS! Stop giving the girl a hard time... it's only a word!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as TARDIS* BUT IT'S A BAD WORD!
*as Doctor* Yes, and as she pointed out, it's used by professionals.
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Okay.... can we get back on topic please! Oh and Doc. Last time I checked 'Doctor' was JUST a word but that gave you the power to beat the Master in the Year that Never Was. Gav, don't use such obtuse language... it demeans your intelligence.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* I'm from London- I'm not SUPPOSED to sound intelligent Yeah, Doc, she's right
*TARDIS crashes*
*as me* What the...?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Who jinxed this trip!?
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as Doctor* We've landed *looks out the door* Oh, beautiful! Fantastic! Simply FANTASTIC!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* I wonder what he considers fantastic... perhaps flesh-eating bugs... or aliens that are planning on destroying the known universe.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as Doctor* No, Kasey! Oh, beautiful! We've made it to Raxicorical Fallibitorius!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* the Slitheen HOMEWORLD!!! Great! JUST GREAT!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* You're JOKING!
*excited* I've always wanted to meet a Slitheen!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Oh yes! It'd be quite a short meet-an-greet... they'd have the skin off your back in the time it takes to bat-an-eyelid. LITERALLY!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*cocks an eyebrow* Is that a joke about my weight?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* no!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Phew. I was going to say- we're on their HOMEWORLD. What use would they have for my skin?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* I don't know.... maybe they want to go on vacation to Earth but all the skin suits at the corner store have been sold!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* They could always use Gordon Brown
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* I think he already is one... I know George Bush was!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Oh yeah- the baggy old
*as TARDIS* GAV!
*as me* Sorry! The baggy old crank!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* lol!
*as Doctor* What does 'lol' mean?
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* HAHAHAHAHA
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* You're kidding me! You don't know what 'lol' means!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* I thought you were supposed to be a genius!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* So did I....
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as Doctor* Well...
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as Doctor* I don't know EVERYTHING!! My head isn't big enough...
*as me* I thought you were gonna say 'my brain isn't smart enough'.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* You don't want to hear what went into my head the moment you came out with that
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Are you saying I should or shouldn't say, TARDIS?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as TARDIS* I am simply saying that I know what you think Gav...
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Ooh, and what's your opinion of it? *giggles*
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as Doctor* WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT 'LOL', 'LMAO' AND 'ROFLMAO' MEANS!!!!!!!!!!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me*Quit your whining, Doctor
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* 'lol' Laughing out loud.
'lmao' Laughing my ass off.
'roflmao' Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
NOW SHUT UP!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me*'What Kasey said
*TARDIS* LANGUAGE!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* ass is not a swearword. It is the American version of arse.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*TARDIS* Then it is still a swear word.
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* like heck it is!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me**winks at Doctor* Satisfied now?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as Doctor* not really... I got told to shut up by a minor.
*as me* OI! MARTIAN BoY!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* OI! That's my little sister!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as TARDIS* Don't be such a baby...
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*hugs Doctor* Sorry we were mean to you, Doctor. We both get very defensive since we're both always shut out of everything.
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* speak for yourself... ow! *Gav stands on Kasey's foot* that hurt!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*continues hugging Doctor* Forgive us?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* *incoherent mumbling* yeah... do you forgive us Doc?
*as Doctor* Well.... of COURSE!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Really?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as Doctor* of course... how can I stay angry at you two?
*as me* quite easily actually
*as TARDIS* Kasey! Lighten up!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as TARDIS* I'm trying to see deeper into Gav's brain. Really! I thought 16-year-olds were supposed to be INNOCENT!
*as TARDIS* Gav, are you CERTAIN you're a virgin?
*as me* OF COURSE i AM!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* you're kidding me right.... 16yr olds.... innocent... don't make me laugh! lol
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as Doctor* Why? TARDIS - what's she thinking?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* I think I've got a generalised idea... I'm no innocent 16 yr-old.
*as TARDIS* You don't want to know... seriously.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as Doctor* Oh, come on! How awful can it be?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Do you really want me to answer that question?
*as Doctor* errmmm... well I mean... oh shut up you!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Do you really want to know, Doctor? If you're told, you WOULD regenerate.
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* ohh... tell him! I want to see that first hand!
*as TARDIS* Kasey! See a shrink! PLEASE!!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* No... I couldn't kill someone.
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Technically you wouldn't be killing him... he doesn't really die.... he's like a snake! He sheds his skin - or in this case, lifetime - for another one.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Yeah, but this incarnation is too gorgeous.
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* True... and the next one could be a tweed-wearing twerp!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Here, here!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Okay! Aren't we going to see Venice today or what?
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as Doctor* Okay
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*walks over to the door and opens it* Wow.... *looks down* thank god! We've got enough room to walk on this ledge!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*me and Kasey get out, then the TARID de-materialises* OI!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* OI! Doc! GET BACK HERE YOU GRUMPY GIT!
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*TARDIS is gone* Shit!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* errmm.... you don't happen to speak Italian by any chance do you?
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Si, signorina!
Studiate Italiano a college! Io bene a Italiano.
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Don't show off... just ask someone where a phone box is.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Signore! Dove la boxa de telefone? è azzuro, con una nero boxa a le divere parle "POLICE PUBLIC CALL BOX"
*as signore* No signorina. Mi dipiace.
*as me* Sorry.
Got your mobile?
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Oi! Do you know where a phone is at ALL?
*as signore* *italian accent* yes... in the cafe over there.
*as me* Thanks.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me*Grazie signore!
*as signore*Preggo
*we enter the cafe and ask to use the phone*
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* ermm... no speak Italian. English.
*as signore in cafe* oh English!! Ermm...
*as me* do you have a phone we can use?
*as signore* ermm... I... don't
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me*Let me talk!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Gav... ask him please?
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me*Dove il telefone? Sono disperate por parlare con mia mamma. Mia mamma en Inghiliterra, e Io no informe mia locazzione!
*as signore* Oh, sì, sì signorina! Perchè lei non informe tua mamma lei in Italia?
*as me* Lunghi storia.
*signore smiles and hands us the phone*
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* Thanks.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*as me* Grazie
*as signore* Preggo, bella
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* what she said.
*dials phone number of British Embassy* hello? Yeah... me and my friend... yeah
... we're in Venice... yeah.... no.... no we haven't got our passports... why? *covers reciever* ermm... how do we explain this?
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
Say we were... kidnapped and abandoned here when he realised that he had the wrong kids!
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* I hope you have a good imagination... they'll ask for descriptions... *removes hand from receiver* ermm... yeah... can, can I ask one tiny little thing... what year and month is it? Oh... okay... few, thank the heavens for that!
*covers receiver* it's still the same month and year as what we were in originally... except it's been three days... that's going to be useful.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
Okay, I'll get to work forming a description
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* okay... I'll deal with mr. dummy on the line *removes hand from receiver* yeah... yeah... we're in a cafe in Venice... it's called... ermmm.. oh! You can trace this call 'cause I don't know the name of this place! Yeah... our names... Kasey Cowlet... and H.G Bellamy... yes they're our real names... yes... yes... uh-huh... we'll wait right here... uh-huh... okay, bye-bye now!
*hangs up phone* they'll be here in the next hour... apparently we're a top priority case.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
O.o Seriously? How?
*gasps* You don't think... *points to sky*
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* no.... apparently my mam got all mamma bear on me... and our parents basically held Gordon Brown to ransom... not a large ransom I'll admit... but it was enough for all the law enforcements in the world to pull their fingers out of their a**es and do some work.
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
Yikes
I feel bad now...
*stomach grumbles* Shite. Three days caught up thirty seconds.
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* you're hungry? I'm not... strange...
What do you think our parent's will say when we get back?
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*reaches in pocket* I'm going to get a cup of tea. Maybe there's a bureau de change... *stops talking and pulls something out of my pocket*
*looks at it and sees that it's a wad of Euros with a note attached*
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* what's it say?
H. G. Bellamy Months Until University: 22. Damn Given About London: 0% says:
*Takes note* It says "Just in case you get hungry. I'm not one to leave others empty-stomached! D, xxx"
*looks at you with wide eyes*
KaSeY: Here's some good advice - NEVER GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH FAMILY!!!! says:
*as me* *looks at note then at Gav* I'm going to KILL THAT GOD-DAMN TIME LORD!!!!!!
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