Author's Notes: So yes. This edition of P.C. of MxM includes: More Queen, Bleach, Gravitation, Naruto, Great Britain….etc. We mean no offense to anyone, and we own nothing that we could get sued over………Thanks for the fav's so far ^.^
Matt: All we hear is radio gaga, radio googoo, radio blah blah... gaga... Radio gaga, radio blah blah yes Matt is singing along with a Queen song... Radio GaGa to be exact
loud obnoxious noises
Mello: What are you doing?
Matt: I'm dropping stuff.
Mello: Don't drop shit.
Matt: I didn't, I dropped stuff.
Mello: Are you recording now?
Matt: No.
Mello: Are you recording?
Matt: No.
Mello: Yes you are.
Matt: No I'm not.
Mello: Yes you are.
Matt: No I'm not.
Mello: Blah blah blah
Matt: It's gagaga... radio gaga...
Loud obnoxious noises
Mello: Quit throwing my stuff around!
more noises
Matt: It just jumped out of my hand.
Mello: Be glad that wasn't my gun you were messing around with.
Matt: Just be glad it wasn't my little GameBoy thingamajiggy.
long pause
Matt: I coulda broken that and then I woulda cried.
Mello: Mhm.
longer pause
Matt: Yeah, you smoke that.
Mello: That's right.
Matt: That sounded dirty.
Mello: It does. I can't believe I'm smoking Matty.
Matt: Peer pressure man.
Mello: Yeah, the definite peer pressure wa--- recording cut off
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Matt: It was on pause! Now it's recording.
Mello: I wonder what all we got.
Matt: TOTally missed the ankle scratching.
Mello: That's the funniest part....
Matt: And Me-Ma... I think we missed that.
Mello: I dunno. Matty.
Matt: Yes Mello.
Mello: You're too tech-tarded to be a gamer.
Matt: Hey...
Mello: You are.
Matt: That hurts man.
Mello: You call yourself a gamer and yet you're tech-tarded.
indistinct babbling
Mello: It's a cell phone Matty!! A PHONE!!! Just because it doesn't have people you can
kill on it doesn't mean you- actually it does have people you can kill on it... Not that I've tried.
Matt: I want you to know Mello that your words hurt me.
Mello: My words hurt you?
Matt: Yes they do.
Mello: I can make them worse! If you really want me to I can.
Matt: You're just trying to drive me back into Byakuya's arms aren't you? yes our Matt has a thing for Bleach's Byakuya... Don't judge me!!
Mello: Byakuya is over you ok?! He doesn't love you, he never did.
Mello: He's too stoic for you.
Matt: Oh, so you're saying I'm not good enough for him?!
Mello: You're not his type!
Matt: I could be quiet. I could be serious.
Mello: Bull shit!
Matt: Ju-j-j-j- mm.
Mello: You miss him.
Matt: Yeah, when you're mean to me I do.
Mello: You miss him.
Matt: You're mean to me.
Mello: You miss him.
Matt: You're mean to me.
Mello: You miss him.
Matt: You're mean to me!
giggle
Mello: And you're tech-tarded. Better than being a offense Naruto fans I'd rather have you be tech-tarded, honestly.
Matt: It still hurts man.
Mello: It's a fucking cell phone, Matty.
Matt: Hurts man.
Mello: Cell phone.
Matt: It hurts!!
Mello: Cell phone!!
Matt: Like the dickens!!
Mello: random weird noises O.o
Matt: o.O? That wasn't anything!
Mello: I was cursing you in Russian.
Matt: That was not Russian!
Mello giggles
Matt: ... Am I British? (Just FYI: Matt's a new fan-girl. He doesn't know everything yet)
Mello: while giggling Yes...
Matt: Ok... Should I be talking British like?
Mello: If you wish.
Matt: I'll be all like, like, like... London... ish... .
Mello: If you want to. I mean...
Matt: I should have... tea and crumpets.
Mello: Whammy's House is in London...
Matt: What's Near?
Mello: Near's probably British... or American...
Matt: What's A?
Mello: A is what you want him to be.
Matt: Who is A? I still haven't met him...
Mello: He's fourth ranked ok?
Matt: Z looks like a donkey.
Mello: Yes giggles And L was the greatest person who ever lived.
Matt: He looked like a panda ^.^
Mello: He did... a very very sexy panda...
Matt: Yeah... Totally man.
Mello: mmm, he so was a panda...
Matt: clears throat... dude?
Mello: Huh?
Matt: o.o K...
Mello: K? Who's K?
Matt: I dunno.
Mello: K is hot. Have you ever seen K? That blonde hair...
Matt: Who are all these people???
Mello: You've never seen K? He's the sexiest one there besides me and you... I mean seriously.
Matt: Was he an orphan too?
Mello: Yeah. I think he's married now... His name's Clau--- K...
Matt: You're just gonna get everyone killed man. You keep, like, slipping on real names.
... Mi-ha-he-Mello.
Mello: deep sigh
Matt: That's right...
Save me. I can't take this life alone. Save me, save me, save me. You're staring at the computer screen. Matt was singing along with the chorus of yet another Queen song, Save Me... and yes, even though the last part is not the actual lyrics, it was sung in the same tune
Mello: Also, uh, also your computer is about to die.
Matt: It's only at 25%. Someone wrote it's name in the DeathNote!!!
Mello: Matty, what's a DeathNote?
Matt: I dunno. You're the one who was telling me about it.
Mello: No, I---
Matt: Yeah, you know, you and your mafia buddies.
Mello: I never said anything about---
Matt: And you had that notebook, and you wrote somebody's name in it and they died...
Mello: Um, no, no---
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