Author's Notes: We just want everyone to know that we are not trying to offend anyone in any way in this conversation. We are merely making fun of our own bad fake accents ^.^
Matt: I'm talking British now. ::yes, Matt's using a British accent this time around::
Mello: When I try to talk Russian I sound French.
Matt: That's because your Russian accent- what the heck was that? ::the accent got away
from Matt::
Mello: Australian?
Matt: Russian ::it sounded funny::
Mello: Scottish? You sounded Scottish.
Matt: It's like Sean Connery.
Mello: Oh my God!
Matt: There was one time- there was- there was- there was one time ::Matt was trying to get the British accent back:: I was trying to be like Ricky Ricardo, and I ended up sounding like Sean Connery instead.
Matt: This is my British accent.
Mello: It's pretty good.
Matt: Thank you, I try.
Mello: I sound French every time I try to sound Russian.
Matt: It's ok. You don't have to be Russian. ::again, Russian was said very weirdly.:: Ru-
Russian. Rooshian. Russian! I know what you are ::said American like::. I mean! What
you are ::said British like::.
Mello: I knowest what thou are.
::our crazy laughter::
Mello: That laugh sounded oddly American.
Matt: Oh, ha ha ha... ::I guess Matt was trying to laugh like Stewie from Family Guy::
Matt: Oh baby. Oh baby. Oh baby. ::old Rocko's Modern Life reference::
::Mello cackling::
Matt: Rocko?
Matt & Mello: Mrs. Bighead?!
::laughter again::
Matt: Now the Australians will be offended. Offended ::getting the accent back::.
Mello: It's ok.
Matt: I'm pushing buttons.
Mello: Matt. Matty.
Matt: Mello?
Mello: I can't say Matty. Matty!
Matt: Yes Mello?
Mello: Aye!
Matt: I? ::drawn out... o.O::
::hysterical laughing::
Mello: What the fuck was that?
Matt: I don't know.
Mello: What the fuck was that?!
::still laughing::
Matt: Have you ever seen WhatTheBuck do his British accent?
Mello: Can't say I have.
::Mello giggling::
Matt: Poor Matt.
Mello: I love Matt.
Matt: I do too but... I make him sound gay.
::giggling::
Mello: And British.
Matt: And British.
::laughing again::
Matt: A poor British accent.
Mello: It's ok. I make Mello sound completely American.
Matt: I think I should stick with an American accent for Matt.
Mello: I do believe you should.
Matt: Mel- Matt. Yes I'm Matt.
Mello: ::laughing:: Oh my God...
Matt: Although it is kind of fun talking like this now.
Mello: Oye!
Matt: Aye!
Mello: That's the only thing I'm gonna say.
Mello: Oye old chap. I have a friend in New Zealand. ::now Mello's getting in on the accent
fun XD::
Matt: New Zealand you say?
Mello: New Zealand I say.
Matt: New Zealand.
Mello: New Zeal-and. ::we're really not on crack…::
Matt: Do they have horses in New Zealand?
Mello: I believe they do.
Matt: What kind of horses? ::I don't know... I think it's fun saying horse with a British accent::
Mello: I don't know. I will have to ask her.
Matt: Awesome.
Matt: Let's go ride the lift and smoke our fags while holding torches.
Mello: That's right.
Matt: Fish and chips and tea and crumpets and all that jazz.
Mello: Tally ho and all that rot.
Matt: Pip pip.
::stuttering, followed by hysterics again::
Matt: "Mello chewed on his lower lip..." I did? No you're Mello... I'm Matt. Your herbal cigarettes are getting to my head.
Mello: Aye. You're the smoker.
Matt: But you're... you're smoking the herbal fags.
Mello: More than once.
Matt: Those dang hippy's.
Mello: Sometimes in the same sitting.
Matt: Oh. Kinky...
Mello: ::laugh:: Hi
Matt: ::laughing as well:: Hi
Mello: Hi...
Matt: It's Japanese British, hai.
Mello: Hai
Mello: Arigatou.
Matt: Arigatou.
::loud obnoxious laughter::
Matt: I don't know what that was!
Matt: That sounded like a Dutch ari- arigatou. I dunno.
Mello: I can do Dutch, I can do the Dutch.
Mello: My name is Helga I come from Sweden.
Matt: Sweden.
Mello: I'm Mello I come from Sweden. We have good chocolate.
::no clue what is said here::
Matt: Oh you do don't you?
Mello: Watch the car.
oOEndOo