Matt: You have mad typing skills man.
Mello: I know right.
Matt: A. Oh, you're A? Screw off.
Mello: Are we recording?
Matt: No.
Mello: Yes we are.
Matt: Well we have to record these little... nuggets of brilliance in case something cracks the Kira case.
Mello: Yeah...
Matt: ::big yawn:: What was that? Oh. Shadow. Sorry... paranoia.
Mello: Hmmmm... those herbal cigarette's are doing it to you man.
Matt: You shouldn't have smoked them.
Mello: Shut up. I want another.
Matt: Really?
Mello: Mhm.
Matt: I got the pack right there.
Mello: I gets it in a minute.
o.O
Mello: That sounded really gay...
Matt: You "gets" it? O.o WOW Mello...
Mello: I know, sorry. Near talks...
Matt: Near? ::in a teasing tone:: When were you talking to Near?
Mello: I wasn't.
Matt: I thought you hated Near.
Mello: I wasn't talking to him.
Matt: Are you-
Mello: I do hate him!
Matt: Are you-
Mello: I HATE HIM!
Matt: Are you starting to like those little-
Mello: I hate that albino freak!
Matt: Those little pouty lips and big... round eyes...? The-
Mello: You sound like you enjoy him...
Matt: l...little weird albino kid!
Mello: I don't like him. I hate him, I wish he were dead.
Matt: With his freaky curly hair.
Mello: I'm going to win.
Matt: So soft...
Mello: He has hair like Gintoki.
Matt: Smooth... and shiny...
Mello: I miss Gintoki...
Matt: Who's Gintoki?
Mello: Gin-Gin- you don't know about Gin... ::said in a sing-song voice... yeah I don't
know why either:: I was singing that. Oh my God! We should sing! Hey mister! Do you need a job?!
Matt: Who me?
Mello: Yes you!
Matt: Yeah I need a job! ::... yeah... that's about a dream Matt had once... I apologize...::
Matt: Whoa.
Mello: Ok.
Mello: Saying that a while ago it sounded like I was singing.
Matt: It did. It did sound like you were singing. Very nice man.
Mello: Hm.
Matt: Classy.
Mello: "You don't know about Gin". You only know about Byakuya..." ::yep, Mello's still singing.::
That's all you know. ::no more singing T-T::
Matt: Whaaaaaaa... Wha? Byakuya?
Mello: You know nothing.
Matt: And you?
Mello: No. Jeevas no!
Matt: Where did you get Jeevas from?
Mello: I- I- I'm not sure man.
Matt: You weirdo.
Mello: JEEvas. JeeVAs. I said Jesus.
Matt: It's Jeevas. Jeeves. ::starting up with the British again::
Mello: Matt.
Matt: Jeeves the butler.
Mello: Matty!
Matt: Mel-lo.
Mello: Matty!
Matt: Me-llo.
Mello: We are so gay Matty.
Matt: Yes.
Mello: We are.
Matt: We're fabulous.
Mello: We are.
Matt: That's a gay word.
Mello: It is. Very gay. Super is very gay.
Matt: Super?
Mello: We are amazing. ::no more British::
Matt: Since when is super. Super is a gay word?
Mello: Super is gay.
Matt: Superman is not gay, and he has super in his name.
Mello: I think he's gay.
Matt: It's the tights.
Mello: With Batman.
Matt: Ah, ha, now Batman's not gay.
Mello: How do you know Batman's not gay? He runs around with that little Robin guy...
Matt: Oh, no you're right. I remember seeing him tying him up a couple of times.
Mello: Yeah. Don't you know Matty?
Matt: I think he's bi.
Mello: Possibly.
Matt: Wait no, Superman had Lois Lane. Batman had nobody. Yeah he's gay.
Mello: Batman, no Batman... Have you ever seen the Dark Knight?!
Matt: Was that a video game?
Mello: No. It was a movie, but I'm sure there's a game for it.
Matt: Why didn't I play it?
Mello: ...o.O I don't know Matty.
Matt: Is it an American game?
Mello: No I'm pretty sure it is.
Matt: I might not play American games. I dunno. I haven't developed as a character enough yet...
Mello: Oh but you enjoy that Final Fantasy.
Matt: That's Japanese man.
Mello: Mhm. It's all those men.
Matt: That's right.
Mello: Excuse me?
Matt: Nothing.
Mello: What?
Matt: What?
Mello: Yeah nothing is what you said.
Matt: Yes I said nothing.
Mello: Yeah, yeah you better keep it that way.
Matt: I never say anything.
Mello: FUCK MATTY! Damn.
Matt: Kah... potty - mouth.
Mello: Don't judge me.
Matt: I don't. I'm just saying. I pointed it out. That's all.
Mello: So. How's Byakuya?
Matt: I wouldn't know.
Mello: You sure about that?
Matt: ::insert raspberry sound effect::
Mello: Hm. I think you do know.
Matt: How's Near?
Mello: I don't know, I hate Near.
Matt: You've been talking to him lately apparently.
Mello: No I haven't.
Matt: Oh, ha ha ha ha.
Mello: No, no, never.
Matt: ... Those big round eyes... so shiny. That cute little button nose...
Mello: Hey!! We were talking about your relationship with Byakuya.
Matt: He's got a cute little button nose...
Mello: Kuchiki Byakuya ::said in a very bizarre tone::