Hey guys, I know its been a while, and I'm sorry, I truly am. I've had so much to do recently (Year 9, you get sooo much more homework, especially history – fuck loads of projects). So now it's the Christmas holiday, so now hopefully, I'll have more time to write and read and stuff. I think I'll put alcopops in this chapter, because they are the coolest thing since WKD. Alrighty then, lets go!

Chapter 6

"Georgia, Jaz is at the door." Mum shouted from the hallway. I grabbed my pillow and covered my ears.

"Georgia, get down here, Jaz is at the door!" Her voice was pissing me off, so I clambered off my bed, falling into my pile of teddies, predictably. I jumped up with a sudden shoot of energy and then ran to my bedroom door.

"Georgia, now!" I scraped at the door handle, but it was jammed shut. I dropped my pillow and started to pull hard. I fell over. Then the door opened.

"He-he, have a nice fall Georgia?" Libby giggled, a little smirk on her face, oh my God, she was turning into the daughter of Satan, already. Angus meowed and ran into my room, I decided to lock him in, in case of ambush by Libby.

I pelted down the stairs to meet a rather glum Jaz, who's lips were not surgically attached to a boys face, holy fuck!

"Georgia, he was cheating on me!" She sobbed, pulling down her wet hood and shaking her head to get the water out. Splat in my fucking face, thanks Jaz. I groaned and took her hoodie off her and plonked it on the radiator. Her mascara had run and her foundation had gone blotchy, not to mention her face.

"Why would he do it George? I thought he loved me, like love-love, not stupid adolescence type love. Proper love, you get me? I guess not!" She burst into sobs within the second. I was useless in this type of situation, I was always the one being let down by men, and when Robbie and Pete left, we were both in tears, but I'd never seen Jaz like this before. Holy shit, she did love the surgical attachment.

I guided her up the stairs, with her head in her hands. Libby was in the way, trying to get Angus out, but she failed, which didn't surprise me. I opened the door with ease, Angus scuttled out and lead Jaz in.

As soon as the door was closed, Jaz wiped her face and one word came out.

"Spill."

"Okay, but didn't the surgical attachment just break up with you?" I asked, an eyebrow quirked, like I was some CSI investigator.

"It was an act, I figured that your Mum wouldn't let me in if I was really wanting to know the gossip. It's a good plan 'yea know."

"Oh, okay. Well, after you and the plastic surgery left" She made a funny, pissed face "... Cullen was all like 'lets bust out of here mofo', and I was all like 'What ever sexy legs', so when Karen left, we snook out of the detention room. It was all 'Mission Impossible' styled." I was laughing at how elaborate I had made the whole thing sound. Like Cullen would ever say mofo.

"Go on then."

"Well, then we crept around on all fours, and he was all like, 'Hurry the fuck up bitch', and I was all like, 'Slow the fuck down sexy legs'. I swear, he's like an angel, he snook me out of detention and went on all fours, and all like Titanicy styled, you go on without me. I think he's cute, but I wont cheat on Robbie for him, until Robbie cheats on me of course". Which he'll never fucking do. Damn!

"Then Karen found us, so we then hid in a bush." I wish I could tell her about the fact he was the real Edward Cullen, in more ways than one. I sighed and then went back to the story.

"And then he was all like 'Are you okay?' and I was all like 'sorry, I was too busy staring into your fucking gorgeous eyes.'" Oops, that came out wrong.

"You like him! George, you fucking two-timer!" Jaz near-shouted. I rolled my eyes and placed my finger over my mouth, showing her to shut the fuck up. Angus scratched at the door. I mimicked crying, so then Jaz turned on the water works. I heard Libby's footsteps trail down the stairs, and then Angus meow in utter pain or in utter pissed off-er-ness.

"Omg, you like CULLEN!" Jaz whispered loudly, so loud that it sounded like a shout. I made a face that explained how I felt and she covered her mouth and started to giggle. I couldn't help but giggle as well, cause it was funny. But if Cullen was to fall for a girl like me? Would it be that hilarious?

"Okay, okay, but aren't Pete and Robbie coming over next weekend from London?" Jaz was still laughing as she spoke, but I gave her the look that meant I was not amused my her consistent fucking chatter.

"Oh fuck, I forgot about that. Damn. Stupid Londoner twat." I slapped my hand to my head and slid it down my face, then holding it in front of my mouth. Why did I have to say yes to staying together and having a long-distance relationship? Stupid Georgia, stupid stupid stupid!

I stood up and walked around the room, I had to get out of the situation with Robbie. I would fall in love with him all over again, and then I'd be caught in between Robbie and Edward. If I dumped Robbie for Edward, then Robbie would be really pissed, cause I made him dump slaggy Lindsey for me, and then what happens if Cullen isn't interested in me at all? Arr, my life sucks.

Jaz dug out my laptop and looked at the page. I ran over and snatched it away from her and held it close to me. Jaz looked sorrowful and then went back to fake sulking.

I rolled my eyes and then went to sit next to her, showing her what the twitter buddies had said.

'Fuck girl, not again! You have all the luck, the rest of us good looking girls don't have a chance with you around!' LittleMissBambini

'Suckering-suckatash! Is he a dish? He best be girl, especially if you need our help. Aren't you still with that Rob guy though?' Dude,WheresMyBra?

I looked at the last message. I forgot that Robbie had twitter. I must have accidentally selected him. Shit. Holy fucking shit!

'Georgia, are you cheating on me? Are you contemplating whether to cheat on me or not? Cause if you are, I swear, I'll never talk to you, read your tweets, anything ever again.' RobbieWantsToBeColtrane

"Oh shit Georgy. Oh shit. Your utterly, completely fucked. You've gotta tell him. You have to tell him!" Jaz whined. Of course I knew I was fucked beyond comprehension, Robbie wanted a long-distance relationship, I agreed and wore a promise ring (for about two weeks). I'd completely fucked it up, stupid twitter, stupid fucking twitter.

But then I thought up a brilliant plan, something so utterly amazing and spectacular that all I could do was to blurt it out.

"Hacked!"

"What?"

"I could pretend my Twitter was hacked! Pretend some girl, no no, wait, slaggy Lindsey, yeah, pretend that slaggy Lindsey hacked my twitter and wrote it to break up me and Robbie. That's such a great plan!" I smiled and immediately began to type.

'Oh-my-Gosh! My Twitter has been hacked! I left it on in school and BAM, some little shit has hacked it! Ignore anything I have put in the last 24 hours, cause it'll all bollocks!' GeorgeOfTheJungle

"And... Send."

"He'll never believe that Georgy. He's not dumb. You may have got 83% in bio but he got 86% in the maths test. He's gunna know your lying! He's gunna know. Just be honest with him George, just be honest for once." Jaz said getting up and walking out of the room. She was right, he wasn't as dumb as he looked. He was a smart guy and I was just a bad liar, he'd know and I'd be in shit for it. Say bye-bye trip to London with Jaz and Rosie. I slapped my forehead and closed my laptop over, sighing and whimpering at the pain. I wanted to cry, I wanted to just get this day over and done with, to get all this shit behind me.

"GEORGIA NICHOLSON!" Oh fuck, more to add to this shit but highlighted day. Say bye-bye social life.

"Bye-bye"

-End of chapter-

Long awaited isn't it? Last time I wrote for this story was in August! Fricking hell, that was nearly 4 months ago. School life has been hectic so I haven't had so much spare time for Fan fiction writing or reading or reviewing for that matter.

Next chapter will be up much faster, maybe a couple of days if my week isn't booked up with nothingness. Okays then, I'll see you all soon, peace out mofo marshmallows.

Reviews are better than having Jaz fake a break up to get the latest gossip!