Chapter 7; Rosalie's POV
W'ere on the plane. And by 'we' I, of course, mean the mutt's as well. And God does it stink. I look around at all the humans and find yet another thing to envy them for; they at least don't have to smell this horendous stench.
Closing my eyes I pretend to sleep as Emmett toys with some man sitting across the isle from us by knocking over his suitcase with vampiric speed so that he can't see what's causing it. Opening one eye I watch with distaste as Jacob and our Renesmee pass notes across Edward's lap.
My poor brother… he seems to be about to try and kill himself; again. The though makes me crane my neck to see Bella as she sits in front of them, her chair swiveled to face them. Thankfully we were easily able to atend first class, even with the added baggage of three mangy dogs. Her expression seemed amused and I could tell she was enjoying Edwards discomfort.
The youngest werewolf errupted in laughter as Emmett started messing with his victims seat settings. The sound made me remember how I had been outvoted by my own family on yet another matter. This time it didn't mean adding a member to the family, it meant adding three. How long would we have to put up with them, really?
Opening both eyes I looked out the windo and groaned, we hadn't even taken off yet. Instantly the plane began to move and I thanked whatever higher being existed that it was only an hour flight up to Alaska.
About 20 minutes later and I was at my breaking point. There had to be something I could do to waste the time we had left. My eyes flickered next to my to find my immortal Teddy Bear and the proverbial lights popped on in my head.
Emmett and I hadn't had the chance at rejoining the Mile High Club in awhile, maybe this was the perfect opportunity. Just as I turned to mention this to Em' I saw Edward look at me and smirk. Quickly he stood and pulled a confused Bella up with him. The next thing I knew I heared the onflight bathrooms lock click into place, making the little light on the wall read 'occupied'. I huffed. "Stupid Mind reader.."
My family turned to look at me with knowing expressions. He did this to us often, using his gift. Most the time he complained, said he didn't want to hear everything, but at times like this I knew he enjoyed having such an advantage. After only a moment I was forced to slam my hands over my ears, cursing my heightened sense of hearing as I vowed revenge on my oldest brother.
Noticing the look on my Emmy-Bears face as it dawned on him what I was just about to propose before Edward and Bella made their flighty escape I realized I wouldn't be alone in my vendetta against Edward. It was always nice to have help, and my Emmett was genious when it came to pranks.
A flight attendant passed with a full array of alcoholic beverages and for a moment I wished I was still able to get drunk. Instead I simply pulled out my Ipod from my purse and had to make due with music as I plotted.
It didn't take long for Jacob to slide over into Edward's seat and before long he and Nessie were engaged in a battle of 'Thumb Wars'. The sight made me roll my eyes, I never did understand how such a 'game' could be considered entertaining. Then again as I watched my husband entertain himself by toying with some overtired business man whom looked like he was about to break down in tears I really couldn't judge.
I do admit, the look on the poor mans face was priceless, especially as I noted the amout of childish glee in Emmett's eyes as he pretended not to be aware of the human he was tormenting.
Settling into my seat I clicked on my 'Irritated Playlist' and relaxed as best I could in the chair provided to me and once more closed my eyes. My body was still as if in sleep, but my family and the mutt's knew better. Internally I wsa counting down the minutes till landing.
"Hey Rose.." Peeking at him with only one eye I waited for him to continue.
….."Are there bears in Alaska?" I simply smiled.
A/N Ugh. This chapter was a lot shorter than I wanted. It's surprisingly hard to write in Rosalie's POV. Next chapter I'm reverting back to Bella and restarting the order from there.