(Gotenks walks on camera dragging a large billboard behind him. Turning to the camera audience, the insolent fused chibi purposefully breaks the fourth wall)
Gotenks: **Ahem** As of right now, NONYAOICLUB Studios, MUSEVILSY Arts, and Fairfieldfencer Productions are our only sponsors so far. OH WELL! Commercial breaks are stupid and pointless because, other than to primote awesome writers and critics like the aforementioned Vilsy, Ron'sBella, and Fairfieldfencer, the sole purpose of Commercial breaks is to bore the audience to tears! However, if you or your friends want free shoutout advertising, then speak up and CHIBIFICS Studios will put your ad in the next break. Now, back to the awesomeness that is me. . .
Gohan: HOLD IT!!
Gotenks: What do you want NOW?!
Gohan: First of all, you are a CHILD ACTOR so you have to clock out now because CHILD ACTORS only get a limited amount of hours on set. Secondly, you promised to address the Fusion Rule issue to the viewers so they don't SUE US!!
Gotenks: Rats! Well, folks, looks like we must CUT for now. Before we go, I have to address some things even though you are all smart enough to figure out that the Rules have been messed with. First of the Fusion Rules Broken is the stupid TIME LIMIT. As long as I want to exist, nothing can unfuse me unless I say so. Secondly, I am tired of my ghosts exploding on contact with INANIMATE objects, so I upgraded them to only explode if they run into anything that has a bodily temperature of 98 degrees so they don't blow themselves, the cameras, or anything tangible to KINGDOM COME on accident. Does that make you happy, Gohan? I think I covered everything so far.
Gohan: Yeah, I think we're safe now. You could have explained all of this IN THE CHAPTER, you know.
Gotenks: Oh, come on like the audience would have liked it if the end note was longer than the fic itself! Use your brain!
Gohan: But using chapters for notes goes against the rules of the site!
Gotenks: Screw the rules I have multi-colored hair and I'm voiced by two people at the SAME TIME! Now, let's get back to the show PLEASE?!
(Screen goes black)