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Now, I'll bet you are all wondering "HEY! Where's Gotenks?!" Well, that sneaky, fused Demi-Saiyan found out the hard way that you cannot properly 'screw the rules' when you do not give credit to LittleKuriboh and his team of absolute GENIUSES. In short, I, the Director, put him on probation so other than acting, the Fused Chibi will have no more studio privileges until further notice because he forgot to give LK the PROPER Credit for that awesome yet over-quoted line during the commercial break. **Director fumes at the thought of a certain Abridged Series Genius not getting a disclaimer for us using his brilliant piece of art**

Gohan: You can tell she was inspired by this person, right? Otherwise this would not be such a big deal.

BW: GET THE HECK ON SET, KAKAGAKI! No one asked you!! LK is a LEGEND and DESERVES RECOGNITION!! OUT, BAKA KAKAGAKI!

**Gohan bolts out of the Director's Box and onto the set, panting heavilly**

Gohan: I think Batwing needs a muse. She's starting to lose her edge.

BW: I heard that, Gohan-gaki! Wait. . . That's not a bad idea. Well, first we need to start shooting. Then, afterwards, how about I throw in some kind of—

Gohan: Yeah! That's it! Now, everyone is in place and we're ready to go!

BW: Then by all means—ACTION!

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Last time on Dynamic Duo: FD. . .

Gohan felt the fusion's immense chi ten miles away and groaned. He had come out to train, not to babysit the Terror Twins. Sighing, the older hybrid waited for Gotenks to land before addressing his uninvited guest in a tone that slightly revealed his annoyance.

"I'm kinda in the middle of something, guys. Can't really go pranking with you right now. Try again in a couple of hours, OK?"

Gotenks folded his arms and simply glared up at Gohan as if he had just been insulted.

"Not you, stupid! We want Piccolo!"

Gohan's eyes got huge and a sweatdrop ran down his head. "You really want to prank Piccolo again? Are you. . . completely. . .INSANE?!!"

The fused warrior thought for a moment before grinning manically, reminding Gohan of Vegeta.

"Yes."

Gohan facefualted.

"I can't believe I let you talk me into this!"

"Technically, I forced you into it." An evil, conniving snicker, followed by a groan, was heard—or would have been heard had it not been for the waterfall's endless roar.

"Have you forgotten, oh Wise Gotenks, that the LAST prank we pulled on Piccolo-san nearly cost us a WHOLE CITY not to mention our LIVES?!"

Gotenks snickered again, "You're just mad because when Piccolo blew up Videl's bedroom, Great Saiyaman got blamed for it and got the silent treatment for a month!!"

"SHUT UP!! My point is that ticking off Piccolo is NOT something you want to do on a regular basis if you want to live a long life! Why can't we pick on Vegeta? He's always fun."

The Fusion glared at the hopeful hybrid and passed him a can of neon pink spray paint, then turned Super Saiyan and made five ghosts. The ghosts each took cans of blue paint and spread out, making a bluey mess everywhere until Gotenks reminded them of THE MISSION. The goofy ghouls snapped to attention and began scrounging around for any and all scraps of purple cloth lying around the cave.

Gohan groaned again, searching for his mentor's chi before reluctantly joining the apparitions in their search. He was by all accounts the most doomed if the Namekian discovered that his formal pupil had once again been one of the causes of his humiliation. Piccolo had given Gohan quite a tongue lashing last time and a painful tongue lashing at that!

**FLASHBACK**

An orange-dyed fist crashed into Saiyan jawbone with the force of a small explosion; sending Gohan backwards. The Demi-Saiyan's punishment had seemed simple enough (he was to train with Piccolo for a week and do absolutely nothing else but go to school) until the carrot-tinged Namekian was let loose and went full-force on his former pupil.

Gohan reeled back as a kick exploded on his chest, sending him flying back-first into a cliff face. The hybrid picked himself out of the resulting rubble, only to be sent flying through another cliff by a roundhouse kick-backside kick-to -the spine combination.

"Piccolo!!"

Five ki blasts rained down on Gohan and the hybrid hastily batted them away only to be blasted by a weak Special Beam Cannon.

"Piccolo nothing!!" the Namekian roared, "This kind of behavior I expect from Gotenks. He's a loose cannon who has no respect or regard for authority. DODGE!! I expected far more maturity from you! DODGE!! Guess I'm going to have to re-teach you respect the HARD way. DOOOOOODGE!!" (Yes, thank you Team Four Star! DBZA is awesome!!)

As the two continued to spar, Gohan had a sense of Déjà vu. Yes, Piccolo had pushed him this far before. The student never expected that his mentor would put him through his pace again. He was going to be VERY sore tomorrow. He only hoped that his gym teacher would let him off easy. . .

**END FLASHBACK**

Gohan cringed and rubbed his forehead, trying to clear the memory. We are going to die this time, I know it! "Guys, if we get caught—"

"SHUT UP! We are NOT gonna get caught!!"

"Hey guys!" A voice rang out of nowhere, followed by a very intimidating shadow.

"WAAAHHH!!" Both Gotenks and Gohan shrieked, the Fused Warrior clung to the older hybrid who clutched him for support. The five apperations dove for the shadows as the figure came in for the kill.

"I can't believe that after all he's done for us, you two—um, three—would want to humiliate Piccolo like this!" Goku scowled, a gesture he only used before or during a battle, or when he was being extremely stern. Given the circumstances, Gohan hung his head, knowing that the third option was the reason for the gesture. It was rare to see his 'tousan stern-faced in times of peace, and knowing that he was the cause of Goku's uncharacteristicly serious mood broke the hybrid's heart. What happened next broke Gohan's mind.

"I just can't believe you'd do a prank on Piccolo, who is one with Kami. . ."

"We're very sorry, 'Tousan, really."

"You should be! How dare you pull off something like this!"

Gohan braced himself. Here it comes. He's going to say how disappointed he is in us. Then he'll punish us by taking Piccolo's wrath and getting himself killed, leaving me and Goten fatherless. . .AGAIN! Then, when we try to wish him back, he'll refuse and—wait, didn't that already happen once? OH CRAP we are so very screwed! We are so very, very—

"I'm hurt more by the fact that. . .YOU DIDN"T INCLUDE ME!!"

"!!!"

". . ."

"!!!" (Gotenks sweatdrops)

**GOHAN FACEFAULT!!**

**BLACKOUT**

"Gohan? HEY! Wake up!! Phase one, 'Project: Clothesline' is complete and we're moving on to phase two, 'Scapegoat' unless of course you want a repeat of last time?!"

". . .um, NO WAY!! Ok, Terror Twins, who is the unlucky person that has to survive Piccolo's wrath?"

The two-tone-haired Chibi laughed evilly as he posed; smirking, folding his arms, and glaring down his nose at Gohan until the fused warrior looked exactly like. . .

"Oh, Kami, no!"

"Oh Dende, YES!!"

"Why him, Gotenks? WHY?! Whatever possessed you to involve him in all this?!"

"Call it Chibi Revenge. He put me on POOP DUTY. ME! The Ultimate Warrior!"

". . ."

"Don't you '. . .' ME! Poop Duty, Gohan! I am a serious fighter and I was put on POOP DUTY!!"

"Ok, that is just insulting! What do you need me to do?"

"Nothing but keep your mouth shut about this operation. Tousan is taking care of the scapegoating."

"He is? Gotenks. . .I think you've just doomed us all."

"Relax! It's a simple task he has to complete. What could possibly go wrong?"

**BLACKOUT**

What tortures await the doomed scapegoat? Will Goku complete his mission or will his stomach give him away? What will Piccolo do when he finds out his home has been Blueafied? Find out next time on FUSION DUNCE!

BW: Gohan is right, I DO need a muse! Right now, right this very second, since the BAKA KAKAGAKI wouldn't let me do it at the beginning of the shoot, I am sending out a challenge or rather, a request, to all of the inspiring people out there. PLEASE I BEG OF ALL OF YOU, send me Ideas and help me out here! If I like the ideas then I shall appoint the winners as my muses and give you much screentime! Thanks a heap and I look forward to reading the entries! The contest starts as soon as this chapter ends. . .NOW!