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Kaidoh was a mellow guy. He went with the flow and didn't freak out over the latest music video release of go get 'em! The Japanese version of the Pussycat Dolls or when he got an F at English (which never happened by the way). No he was laid back and enjoyed dimple things like jogging and kittens but there were limits on how mellow a person could humanly be. Even Fuji got annoyed even if it was only on the occasional blue moon. Like when the threat of dieing before you was 18 at the hands of a grandma.
Yes he was freaking out just a tad. First he needed to get of the floor and his brothers and his old stuff. She might catch a disease or something. He hooked one arm under her leg and in on jerky motion ( he was still a bit dizzy) he swung her over his shoulder. He straightened up and nearly fell over. It wasn't because she was too heavy.
No, it was because he had expected her to weigh the same as a keg of Inui juice, his speckled senpai had some how rangeled him into carrying his "health drinks" from the science room to the courts with the payment of getting a slightly less potent mixture to drink when he stepped out of line but she didn't even come close to that bucket of evil.
He exited the room carefully so that her head might accidentally connect with the door and carefully felt his way down the steps since he couldn't look down with Sakuno over his shoulder. He entered the living room and was presented with a problem. He had thought carrying her bridal style was too intimate seeing as how it was mainly for brides but he was starting to regret his choice as he now had to figure out a way to get her down.
He couldn't just dump her on the couch. She might break like his mothers precious china dolls. "I'll just gently ease her off" he thought. He slid her of his shoulder but misjudged it and did it too quickly and had too grab her armpit's to keep her in a slouch of a stand. He had to admit that she did look pretty cute with her hair slightly tousled and a small smile on her lips that made her looked so peaceful. He very much doubted she would ever look this relaxed around him if she was awake.
His eyes softened as she let out a little sigh then widened as she buried her head into his chest. His cheeks turned red and even redder when she moved from his chest to his neck. If Ryuzaki sensei could see them now. He shuddered. He would be worse then just dead. He was snapped out of his contemplation of his imminent death when a soft, warm breath blew against his ear.
His cheeks were worse then red.
He hurriedly lay her on the sofa and was about to get something to stop the bruise on her head from being red to graduate to a yellow when he slipped on his brothers skateboard to go crashing on top of Ryuzaki Sakuno.
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"Move over Eiji senpai! I can't see!" "Kikumaru senpai get you foot of my head!" the acrobat ignored both complaints as he adjusted his binoculars. He had grown the habit of taking them with him in case he ran into a snoop worthy cause. And besides, ochibi was such a good foot rest.
"I still don't see the point of you to climbing up a tree." Muttered one annoyed ochibi. " "We get a better angle and besides it's closer to the house." " then why don't we just go in the bushes near the window?" "because oh novice, the neighbours would be able to see us. And besides this is just close enough we spy but far enough that if Mamushi somehow spots us-" "Which wouldn't happen because we're awesome at spying!" " We'd have enough of a head start to make it to an open area before he can catch us!"
"Why would we need an open area sempai tachi?" "Because you can't maim people in broad day light!" momo replied. "Hey there back! You see! We didn't notice because you two were busy making noise and … oh my." "Are they?" "I think so." "Is she nuzzling him?" "It looks like it." "I feel like a stalker man, or a peeping tom!" "About time." "Quite Ochibi! This is serious. Mamushi is violating your girl!" "She looks pretty willing Senpai, look at how she's holding him and-wow."
"Oh my. Did he just put her on the-?" "Mmhm. Maybe Horio was on to something! Did you see how angry kaidoh was, he looked like he would kill Horio!" Ryoma had to bite his cheeks to keep from laughing. Honestly! How could they even consider one of horio's rumo-what was he doing!" Are they-?" "Oh my gosh! Should we do something?!"
"I'm sure Mamushi wouldn't do anything serious!She's like 16!" "True! We should trust him! But just incase…" "For safety! And sensei would want us to watch over our kohais." "You two are hopeless" but ryoma couldn't help feel the green beast claw through his mind, followed closely by its friend revenge.
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In a movie theater in Japan…
Hazue munched on some chips as the coming attractions started playing. You could practically feel the smugness rolling off him. His brother will forever be in his dept. he had just set in faze Kaorusakuno. He had shortened it to KaSa.. KaSa sounded very superspyee.
He giggled to himself. This was going to be so much fun! He could almost taste all the yummy food Sakuno would make for his brother and all the food he would black mail of him!
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Hey guys! 5 chapters! Woot! I tried to do a more romanticy chapter with what I think are longer paragraphs so should I try it again? Yes? No? Maybe? I had to research Hazue's name. N one ever dose any stories with him. The ins button is so annoying! Well tell me any feedback you've got and you can do requests on how you might like the story to go. Well I hope your all well cause I've got the flu. I'm going on holiday(again) for ten days(again) so it might be a while before I update. Toddles!