Chapter 2: Here Comes Mr Grumpy!

The next morning, Cartman got out of bed and went into the bathroom.

As he was walking in, he thought "Thank God it's Saturday. No school, and best of all, I can stay at home all day playing video games to stay out of that stupid Jew boy's way."

But then he looked in the bathroom mirror and he noticed something different about him. Very different.

"JESUS JIMINY CRICKET CHRIST!!!!!" he shouted in surprise. "WHAT THE HELL!!!"

Cartman immediately assumed that this was Kyle's fault, so he went downstairs.

"Don't you want your breakfast, honey?" called his mother Liane.

"Who cares about mah damn breakfast!?" yelled Cartman as he stormed out the front door to go to Kyle's house. "Ah want VENGEANCE!!!!"

Cartman marched angrily to Kyle's house, and knocked on the front door. Sheila, Kyle's mom, who was of course a big fat (B-word), opened the door.

"Where's Kyle?!" ordered Cartman.

"Oh, he went downtown with his friends so they could see the Christmas decorations being put up early." replied Sheila. "And how dare you speak to me like that!"

Cartman began to run towards the town centre. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Butters were already over there.

"I sense a disturbance in the force, Stan" said Kyle.

"Why?" asked Stan.

"I have the feeling something pretty crazy and unusual is gonna happen today." said Kyle.

Ironically, it did. Cartman came running towards Kyle.

"Dude, what the HELL happened to his face?!" exclaimed Kenny.

Cartman ran up to Kyle.

"YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!" screamed Cartman in Kyle's face. "WHY THE HELL DO AH HAVE A F(bleep)ING SANTA BEARD!!???"

"I don't think you should say the F-word about Santa!" cried Butters worryingly.

"F(bleep) SANTA! F(bleep) SANTA! F(bleep) SANTA!!!" shouted Cartman repeatedly.

"Holy hamburgers!" cried Butters.

Cartman began to trash up the street. People pointed and laughed at him. Even the children. "Calm down, Santa!" they yelled while continuing to laugh.

"Hey, kids, have a Silent Night by SHUTTING YOUR TRAPS!" replied Cartman angrily.

Cartman walked past Chucky from Child's Play. "Dude, you need to watch your language!" said Chucky.

"YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!" answered Cartman, picking Chucky up and slam-dunking him into a garbage can.

A fine demonstration of Mr Grumpy, ladies and gentlemen! But could things get any worse? You'll just have to find out in the next chapter!