Chapter 4: The South Park Mall
Meanwhile, Stan and Bebe were at the South Park Mall. Bebe wanted to buy a present for Wendy to show that she'd always be her best friend.
Stan and Bebe were in McDonalds sat at a table, eating their burgers.
"It's great that you and Wendy have been friends again for over a month now." said Stan.
"Yeah," said Bebe. "Sometimes she can be a pain in the ass but she's still my best friend."
"You know what I think we should get for Wendy," suggested Stan, "One of those cute little stuffed dolphins everyone's been talking about. After all, she LOVES dolphins. They're like the second smartest creatures on the planet."
"That's not a bad idea," replied Bebe. "Anyway, speaking of animals, have you heard about the new movie with talking animals called Bad Dogz? It's about a puppy named Ace who joins a team of secret agent dogs who want to take down an organisation of terrorist cats. The terrorist cats want to sabotage a scientist's formula so it gives everyone in the world AIDS."
"Yeah, I've heard of that movie," said Stan. "I really wanted to see it. Too bad it's rated R."
"You could just sneak in," tempted Bebe, "You've done it before, haven't you?"
"I could," explained Stan, "But then I'd just start another war again, wouldn't I?"
Bebe laughed.
Stan and Bebe finished their food and went to get Wendy's present. Stan had talked with Bebe all day. But then the thought hit him hard. He and Bebe were starting to become good friends!
"Uh Oh," thought Stan. "What are the other guys gonna say about this?!"
Stan and Bebe walked through the mall and that's when they noticed Cartman.
"What are you doing here, fatass?" asked Stan. "And why are you dressed in that Santa outfit?"
"Hey, no time to explain, hippie!" yelled Cartman. "I've gotta buy all these gifts before Christmas Eve!"
Cartman showed Stan a list.
"Whoa, you've gotta buy all that?" asked Stan. "I hope your ass is fat enough to carry it all."
"GODDAMNIT!" cried Cartman. "Can't you see I'm not in the best of moods right now? Everyone thinks I'm Santa!"
A little girl came up to Cartman. "Hey Mommy, look! It's Santa!" she squeaked, pointing at Cartman.
Cartman gave the little girl the finger and shouted "Shut up, or I'll fart in YOUR MOUTH!"
The little girl started crying and ran away, screaming "MOMMY!"
"Oh, well done, fatass!" yelled Stan. "If you're supposed to be Santa you should at least be NICE to children, asshole! Come on Bebe, let's go."
Stan and Bebe walked away, leaving Cartman standing there.
"I guess I'd better get on with buying all those presents," thought Cartman.