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#7-Shopping:

"So, where are you going again?"

"To Wendy's house. We need to test and work on our science that's due this monday."

"Aww Carls! Now what am I going to do?" Sam pouted as Carly was putting her jacket on.

"I don't know. Get a job or something," Carly suggested. Sam made a disgusted face, "Or hang out with Freddie."

"What?! Why?!" Freddie and Sam said simultaneously. They met each other's gazes.

"I swear, if we do that one more time," Sam warned him. Freddie nodded, shoving his hands in his pockets. Carly was already slipping her boots on as Sam grimaced.

With Carly gone, her day was somewhat lonely. Sure their friendship was strong but most recently, Sam found herself spending more time with Freddie. It bugged the crap out of her yet he wasn't Gibby. Sam shuddered.

"Don't worry. I'll be back this evening. So don't kill each other," Carly said, picking up her bag.

"No promises," Sam replied. Freddie glared at her and watched Carly leave the apartment. They were alone.

Freddie gazed at Sam who was staring at her shoes. Her blonde curls dangled down her face, bouncing brightly. They were silent for several moments but they weren't awkward. They were bored with Carly gone, Sam devastated, and Freddie worried for his life.

Sam suddenly turned around and headed towards the fridge.

"Where's Spencer?" Freddie asked as Sam began searching through the kitchen cabinets.

"He's in Canada."

"Why?"

"To get away from Chuck," Sam replied, checking the fridge.

"Figures as much," Freddie said, going to the kitchen.

"Argh!" Sam groaned, slamming the refrigerator door and stomping to the living room. Freddie stared curiously at her.

"Come on. We're going," Sam said, putting her jacket on.

"Uh...where?" Freddie asked cautiously. Anywhere that Sam would be going was bound to be insane or dangerous. He checked the time on his cell phone.

"The super market. I need food and you're buying everything," Sam said, smiling evilly. Freddie froze and suddenly started to sprint to the back door but was caught by Sam, who was grabbing the back of his shirt.

"No, no no no!" Freddie fought. He almost got out of Sam's grip until she suddenly grabbed him, picked him up, and threw him over her shoulder.

"Sam! Drop me! I really don't-" The door slammed behind them.

Sam hitched hiked several blocks down to the local super market, still carrying Freddie. His face was flushed from embarrassment and anger. People pointed at them questionably, or teasingly. He tried to brake out of her grip but she was too strong. Even when he dug his nails into her back, she'd only tighten her grip.

He was soon dropped in front of the super market. He turned around to find her already getting a cart. She went to him, giving him the cart, and jumped into the cart.

"Okay, let's go," Sam said, grinning.

"Sam, get out," Freddie said.

"Nah. I can't. I'm stuck, you see," she replied casually. Freddie rolled his eyes and pushed the cart and Sam into the store.

"Okay, I made a list," Sam said, pulling out several sheets of paper, "Okay, I want 12 hams, 36 packs of fat cakes, 5 gallons of Rocky Dew, 8 cans of mustard, 17 bags of chips, 4 bags of cookies, 25 cans of gravy, 18 packs of chicken, 27 frozen pizzas, 4 of every fruit and vegetable, some Chinese food for lunch and some yogurt."

Freddie could've fainted.

"Oh, and if we don't buy all of this in less than 6 minutes, the mean manager's gonna come and turn us in."

Freddie then pushed the cart viciously down the isles, throwing literally all the food into the cart. Sam was laughing at the food mess. People panicked as Freddie threw the could so hard, boxes spilled open, soda splattered the wall.

Heading to the frozen isle, he ran over an old lady, Tire marks covered her body and people tried to stop Freddie but he was absolutely nuts. He hurried down the check out isle. He couldn't even pay for anything, so he simply sprinted out of the building, with Sam and all the food.

The two stopped next to a garbage bin in an alleyway.

"Well...that was fun."

TBC

Yeah. That was odd but the next word for tomorrow will go along with this. So…yeah.

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