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Chapter 2: Fitzwilliam P. Dalton III
Tell him that he reminds you of C3PO from Star Wars, but the only difference is that you can shut the robot up with a button.
Make up a girl name for him and call him by it all the time.
When he's asleep, braid his hair.
Also, if you're good at not waking someone up by playing a prank on them while they're asleep, try to put make-up on him.
Throw things at him yelling, " Americans need independence!"
Sing Fergie's "London bridge."
Ask him, "Are you gay? Cuz you look like it. I mean, you dress in girly colors and you have a ponytail. You have to be stupid to notice it."
To continue with the gay question, ask him if he likes to wear ribbons in his hair.
For a Christmas present give him a frilly dress and tell him you thought it suited him very well.
Be even more annoying than he is and see if he reacts.
Call him a very ugly girl.
Instead of singing "Hot and Cold" to Jack, sing it to Fitzy.
Tell him his fits of rage prove even more that he's a girl.
Tell the crew that when Fitzy gets into one of his temper tantrums, he must be experiencing PMS.
When you're talking about Fitzy to other people, call him a she or a her, not a he or a him.
Every time you pass him, bump him or jump on him.
If he gets into one of his fits of rage, put him in a straitjacket and lock him in a white room with padded walls.
If he ever start to get angry and go crazy again, threaten him with the straitjacket and maybe he'll stop.
When he says something mean about Jack, say it back to him twice as mean.
Please review, and give any ideas for my next chapter about Davy Jones.