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#16-Fanfiction:

Carly, Sam, and Freddie all sat in their own beanbags, busy with their own stuff. Carly was studying for the midterms, Freddie was surfing the web, and Sam was casually eating a fat cake.

Freddie furrowed his brows after clicking something on his laptop. He leaned forward, squirming uncomfortably. A wrapper hit him.

"Stop moving for just one second!" Sam snapped.

"What's wrong, anyway?" Carly asked, closing her textbook.

"Nothing. It's just everything," Freddie grumbled.

"Well that is something," Carly replied.

Freddie rolled his eyes and began typing rapidly on the keyboard. Sam and Carly exchanged glances, shifting closer to the laptop. Freddie noticed moved away from the two girls.

Carly rolled her eyes and got up from the beanbag.

"Alright, I'm getting something to eat. Want anything?" Carly asked. Her question was mostly asked towards Sam.

"Nah. Gotta keep my eye on the nub," Sam replied, her body sprawled no the bean bag. Carly smiled and headed out of the studio.

"You know, I'm not a dog," Freddie said, looking at Sam.

"Does it look like a care?" Sam said, smirking. Freddie rolled his eyes and continued working on the computer.

Sam closed her eyes, stretching out her legs. When she relaxed, her mind was preoccupied on Freddie. She knew something happened. The tenseness on the laptop and the sudden awkward behavior. She sighed, tilting her head to her left shoulder. Freddie made her curious.

"What'cha doing, Fredward?" Sam asked, her eyes still closed.

"Stuff."

"That ain't an answer."

"Well it 'ain't' none of your business."

"Well you ain't be messing around with Mama."

"I ain't trying."

"Nyah."

"Nyah."

Freddie chuckled under his breath, still typing on the laptop. Sam groaned, intrigued to know what he was doing. She moved closer to him.

"Lemme see," Sam said.

"Fine," Freddie said, slapping the laptop on her lap. Sam smiled in victory, moving the laptop closer to get a better view.

Freddie had a fanfiction window open. Sam's eyes widened.

"This is out show," Sam said. Freddie nodded, "And people write stories about our lives?"

"It's cool yet creepy. Mostly because most of the stories are about love," Freddie said, blushing somewhat.

"Like what love stories?" Sam asked, nudging Freddie teasingly.

"I don't know. Me and Carly, you and Spencer, Carly and Griffin, you and...uh," Freddie stuttered. Sam didn't notice.

"Me and Spencer? Isn't he like almost thirty?" Sam asked.

"I-I think so," Freddie replied, his face flushing. Sam eyed him suspiciously.

"Click the one with you and Carls," Sam said. She handed him the laptop and he put in his and Carly's names. Love stories of the two popped up. 13 pages. All were a mix of marriage, pregnancy, simple cute stories, and one shots.

"Bleh. My eyes have a stomachache," Sam said, looking over Freddie's shoulder at the laptop.

"Fine, I'll get out of it," Freddie said, going back a page.

"Well, 13 pages. You're lucky," Sam admitted. Freddie rubbed the top of his head, flushing again.

"Yeah but...one couple has more pages," Freddie said. Sam eyed him curiously.

"Who?"

"...Us."

"....Bastard," Sam said in disbelief, taking the laptop from Freddie. He tried fighting but knowing that it was Sam, he had no chance. Sam typed in their names and pages popped up. 86 pages.

"Oh chiz," Sam exclaimed. Hundreds of stories came up on the screen. One shots, drama, friendship romances, challenges, pregnancies, marriage life, etc.

"Man, these people sure have problems," Sam said, scrolling down the screen.

"Whose XEOCX?" Freddie asked, taking noticed of the username.

"Sounds like a freak," Sam said, passing the name

(A/N: I feel unloved)

"This is so retarded. People thinking we're a couple!" Sam yelled. She got up from her bean bag and began pacing behind Freddie.

"What's Seddie?" Sam asked, remembering seeing that word come up many times on the page.

"Our couple name," Freddie gulped. Sam began stomping rapidly around the iCarly studio.

"Go to Urban Dictionary and type in Creddie," Sam ordered. Freddie obliged, typing in the shipping name. 9 thumbs ups, 25 thumbs down.

"Type in the other," Sam said, seeing the numbers. Freddie did so as Seddie popped up. 138 thumbs up, 7 thumbs downs.

"Oh Christ. What's wrong with these people?!" Sam screamed, looking at the results.

"I don't know what to do," Freddie said. Sam slapped him hard in the back of the head.

"Don't be a idiot now! Just type in zeddie on Zaplook."

"It's Seddie."

"It matters!" Sam screeched. She paced back and forth behind Freddie. She was worried and angry. She really hated people but Seddie was just ridiculous.

"Here," Freddie said as the search results popped up.

"Seddie.2ya? Seddie Wiki? Seddie LiveDiary? Seddie on Splashface?"

Sam and Freddie met each other's gazes. What did this mean?

Hmm. What does this mean? Lol.

Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I've been studing for the Midterms and I'm getting out of my iSaved Your Life depression (jk! I actually liked the episode)

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