Chapter nine (Kutsuu POV)
Ok, so, this is weird… Seeing as you know, I've been dead and rotting inside a grave for the past five years after was murdered and now brought back to life.
Ok, you may be getting confused, so here's the story thus far- In the first chapter of this series was the introduction to all the main characters. They were all deciding on a new member to recruit and stuff, and my sister Joy-chan suggested recruiting our cousin Kairi. Deidara (whom Joy-chan likes), Tobi and she set out to Konoha to find her, and after much discussion she decided to join. By about chapter four when Kairi, Joy-chan, Deidara and Tobi all got back to the Akatsuki base, Pein (the leader) said that if Kairi could beat Deidara in a fight, she could join. Fortunately in the next chapter she did, much to the dislike of Deidara. (By the way Deidara and Kairi basically hate each other). Then Kairi's old team mates found out she had joined the Akatsuki and she got replaced by a new ninja called Akira, who is, by the way, a very psychotic little weirdo. Mind you I'm not much different. Ok, so then Kairi and Tobi are asked to go back to Konoha to spy on the Naruto and get some information on him seeing as he holds the nine tailed fox. Deidara and Joy-chan tag along in the mean time and when they get there Kairi drags Joy-chan along to the Uchiha district, seeing as they were two of the last of the Uchiha blood seeing as their entire family was slaughtered by Itachi (including me). When they got there however Joy-chan went into her own house without Kairi, wanting to go in there for the first time in 5 years since her entire family left her forever. When she got to her room she found her old voodoo doll she made herself to use for her jutsu stuff, and seeing as it also allows her to use her Mangekyou ability she came into my old room and took some of my hairs, and walking down to the graveyard were I was buried with Kairi she tied them around the voodoo doll. Ok, so here's the confusing part (and also the best part seeing as this is where I come in)- she managed to revive me! But now I've missed out on five years of my life seeing as I died when I was six, but brought back to the age I would be if I never died, so I am now eleven. Apparently her Mangekyou ability is to be able to bring others back to life. I know, epic awesomeness, right?
Anyway, that's all that's happened in the story thus far, so let's continue…
Me, Joy-chan and Kairi all left the Uchiha district together, the sun starting to rise up over the trees and houses in the village. I was still really dizzy and confused by the fact I suddenly went from being a rotting skeleton in a grave to a live boy, 5 years older than I was the last time I was alive. Despite my usually hyperactive and fun side, today I was being unusually quiet.
Just as we were about to leave the district however, a kinda cute flat-chested girl and a weird guy with a basketball like mask came running towards us.
"Where have you two been!" the girl said annoyed in a surprisingly deep tone, not acknowledging the fact that I was also there yet. "Where dya think, dumbass?" Kairi replied annoyed. I forgot how she always used to be, I was always careful not to piss her off… "Umm, why were you guys here actually?" flat-chest asked.
This time my sister spoke. "We- we came to see our old district, Deidara no Danna"
As soon as Deidara looked towards her, her own face had softened. 'this Deidara girl must be leso…' I thought to myself.
"Uh, danna?" she muttered quietly, then regaining her voice and her train of thought she continued to say more loudly "WHAT!? You guys are Uchihas!? But I HATE all Uchihas!!"she probably shouldn't have said that though seeing as Joy-chan had instantly started sobbing at those words. Deidara hadn't noticed however, but I was beginning to not like this girl. Anyone who made my awesome sister cry was no friend of mine.
"We're a branch off the Uchiha's. We're Toramizus dumbass, can't you remember?" Kairi said, frustrated. Deidara then finally saw that my sister was crying her heart and soul out, and then instantly quietened down and came to the conclusion, "Ok, I hate all Uchihas but not Toramizus. I didn't know that you had Sharingan, Joy-chan."
She was trying to distract my sister from crying, and it worked successfully as the tears had stopped, however she only nodded towards the ground as she was refusing to lift up her head.
"Duh, where have you been girly guy!?" Kairi shouted at him. Finally it was my turn to speak. "What the fuck, you're a guy now?!!" I shouted at the guy who I had been thinking was just a flat-chested girl for the last five minutes. Urg! I just realised I was thinking a guy was cute. He turned towards me with a look of pure hatred in his eyes. I didn't really make the best first impression I guess.
"Who the heck is this weird guy?" he asked the two girls, pointing towards me. However as soon as he said that, Joy-chan broke down into tears again. Kairi was left to answer him instead.
"This is Kutsuu. Joy-chan's little brother. Joy-chan not only has Sharingan but has Mangekyou too. She can revive people. Simple enough?" she said mockingly. I could see Deidara and Kairi didn't get along the best.
"Whatever," he replied coldly, "let's just go and do the task we were set now, rather than taking long field trips and sightseeing. C'mon guys, c'mon Tobi"
He turned around and looking everywhere, the guy with the basketball mask called Tobi had disappeared.
"Dammit" Deidara muttered to himself. He wandered out of the district, and leaving the place where I had died, I followed the last two members of my family out with Deidara.
We wandered around Konoha for a while, trying to search for him but he hadn't turned up. By the time the sun had risen fully he was still nowhere to be seen.
"Maybe he was somewhere in the Uchiha district?" I offered up hopefully. "Why would he be there? We're continuing searching, un."
But luckily Joy-chan and Kairi thought that he might be so they went running towards there, and Deidara was left with no choice but to follow them with me.
My guess was right seeing as soon as we got there we saw Tobi hiding behind a house, watching six people. Four of them were probably around Kairi's age, and the other two were adults.
We sneaked up to Tobi, and whispered to him asking why he was here. He replied that he found the nine tails, and we started spying on him along with Tobi.
"So you say you heard some noise here and came to investigate?" the silver-haired adult hiding most of his face with a blue mask asked the pink haired girl.
"Yes Kakashi sensei, I heard a scream coming from the Uchiha district, even if it was kinda soft it was still easily heard in the quiet of night. When I got here no one was here, but doors were open and lights were on in that house over there, and in Kairi's house. I got Naruto, Sai and Akira and came back here-…"
As soon as she mentioned the girl Akira, Kairi jumped up and charged towards them shouting "How dare you have already replaced me! It was years before you replaced Sasuke with Sai!!! What gives!? Is it cus you think Sasuke looks good? It can't be that because we look pretty much the same! Wait, I knew it! You're gay aren't you Naruto!!? Aren't you!!?"
Joy-chan jumped up and tried to stop Kairi, with me, Tobi and Deidara following behind her. "K-Kairi, please, no…" my sister muttered.
"Kairi!!" Naruto shouted at her angrily, "What the fuck are you doing here!? How dare you abandon us!!! AND I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!!"
"You…" she said grimly, quivering with anger and glaring at Akira. "Yeep!" she squealed, hiding behind Naruto. "Naru-chan, help me!"
"God, you're useless!' he shouted, getting ready to fight, "And DON'T call me Naru-chan"
Instantly all hell broke loose. Kairi started fighting Naruto, trying to get past him so she could get started on Akira, who was trembling weakly behind Naruto. Then Joy-chan was about to start helping Kairi when pink-haired started fighting her. The silver-haired and black-haired adults stepped in to help the others but were then stopped by Deidara, who started going about undefeatable 'art' or something like that.
I, personally, was acting quite like Akira myself; hiding behind my sister and trying not to get hurt while watching the other's fight.
My attention was first moved towards Kairi fighting Naruto. Mind you as soon as I looked towards them I saw 5 different Kairis and 5 different Narutos. I turned on my Sharingan as to see properly what was going on. THIS WAS SO MUCH COOLER THAN AT THE ACADEMY!!~
I saw the Kairis doing a wind jutsu, blasts of strong winds being sent towards the different Narutos while he tried to dodge while at the same time throwing shuriken at her clones. One of the Narutos managed to successfully burst one of the Kairi clones with a kunai, but in the moment it took him to do that Kairi managed to burst two of his clones. She made about 4 new ones, a total of eight, while Naruto made about ten more, a total of 13. Then Kairi made seven more, to equal 15, and then Naruto made 20, then Kairi made 25... *yawn*
I think this wasn't a fight, just merely a contest as to who can make the most clones. Although by the time they had both reached having around 50 each, they stopped making new ones, although the area was now flooded with Kairi and Naruto clones. Seeing as there were so many however, both the shinobi couldn't control them to the best of ability and many poofed away. They continued fighting and fighting until only the original Kairi and Naruto were left, and seeing as they had used up basically all their chakra, they were left with using weaponry and taijutsu to hurt each other. Luckily for Kairi, this was what she was an expert in. Also knowing Kairi, she was quite a surprise and still managed to muster up 4 more clones to make 5 Kairis in total again. Using these they all super kicked Naruto hard in the face, nearly knocking him out. Mind you with all the chaos over these two, I got confused and instead turned over to my sister's fight.
The pink haired girl (whose name I think is Sakura) started going all crazy shit on my sister, trying to punch every bit she could see on her. I hated seeing my sister hurt like this so I tried to help her, but as soon as I stepped in Sakura nearly hit me, and even though she missed it was still enough to make me dizzy and fall over. My sister seeing how this girl had hurt me, instantly started going fierce and trying her best to fight back. She started dodging the attacks and attempted using her Genjutsu and voodoo doll to help her.
Taking out a kunai, she cut along her own arm and blood poured out as she screamed in pain, dodging the confused Sakura's attack again, she squeezed some of the blood onto the voodoo doll. I knew however that she also needed someone close to her's blood as well, as she was telling me how the doll worked while we were searching for Tobi. I took at my own kunai and cut a little along the back of my arm. "Joy-chan!" I squealed, holding out my arm. "Take some of my blood!"
The look on her face told me she hadn't wanted me to hurt myself for her, but she gratefully took it and wiped it on the voodoo doll, and I bandaged up the wound tight enough it would stop bleeding. Then she grabbed hers again and the next time Sakura came in for a punch Joy-chan managed to cut through pink-haired-girl's arm and some of the droplets of blood fell onto the black yarn doll.
Joy-chan then took one out of the five needles already stuck in the doll, and stabbed it hard in the arm and twice in the legs.
The second that had happened, blood came pouring out of every spot Joy-chan had stabbed, only on Sakura's body. Punching my arm in the air I cheered for my sis. Although despite the amount of blood she was losing, Sakura didn't get brought down much by this, but instead managed to kick the doll out of my sisters hands and sent it flying into who knows where.
Without the doll she was then resorted to using her Genjutsu abilities.
"Bringer of darkness no jutsu!" she said out loud to herself, forming a hand sign. Seeing as it was Genjutsu however, only visible on the opponent, I did not see what was happening to Sakura. Although it was pretty easy to guess when it looked like when the little brat couldn't see anything around her. She started flailing her fists in the air, trying to hit Joy-chan but wasn't successful. About half a minute later however, Joy-chan stopped to see how Deidara was doing, when Sakura finally made contact and so fiercely that she was knocked out cold.
"Noo!" I shouted, running towards my sister, but thankfully the blood loss eventually got to Sakura and she fell weak to the ground, and while she wasn't unconscious, she was still too weak to move.
I heard a huge scream of pain coming from Kairi's and Naruto's fight and I quickly turned my head towards them, only to find my excellent-at-fighting cousin had been stabbed hardly in the back by a windmill shuriken in the hands of that horrible Naruto.
Kairi took it out of her back, shuddering with the pain, but with most of her energy left managed to throw it back at Naruto, who only just missed being able to dodge it, when it grazed and wounded one side of his leg. Kairi fell to her knees, and although she was alive and still conscious she was very weak, and Deidara and Tobi seeing that Joy-chan was knocked out and Kairi weak, decided to leave their fight and with Deidara holding Joy-chan in his arms, and Tobi carrying Kairi they left the scene together, with me quickly finding Joy-chan's voodoo doll and following them behind.